Say what?!!!!!!!

[Princess Buttercup]

Never mind! I'll spare you all the story I started to tell!!!


Some of you may not want to read about it or you'll have the same icky feeling I had when I heard what I heard!

[tassie]

Re: Say what?!!!!!!!

Ok I read some before you took that off, and that's GROSS!!! eewwwww!!

[Princess Buttercup]

Re: Say what?!!!!!!!

Ok I read some before you took that off, and that's GROSS!!! eewwwww!!

I know! I think and hope most moms today are doing a better job of raising their kids than that!!!!

[pveticket]

Re: Say what?!!!!!!!

Wait...what?

[Princess Buttercup]

Re: Say what?!!!!!!!

Wait...what?

Sorry....I told a story about something a mom told me concerning her daughter and decided it was probably better not to share here!

[penguinsoda]

Re: Say what?!!!!!!!

Ok now I'm hanging with anticipation!!!


:lol:

[PirateMickey]

Re: Say what?!!!!!!!

You tease!!! LOL

And I was looking forward to some late-night reading!

[Hakuna Makarla]

Re: Say what?!!!!!!!

throws head back. laughs and giggles..... you silly tease :lmao: it must have been good

[Kaye]

Re: Say what?!!!!!!!

HOW ABOUT GOLD? (IF NOT)
HERE'S SOMETHING TO TAKE YOUR MIND OFF THAT ICKY STUFF?
Phone Call Gone "Terribly" Wrong

"Hello?"

"Hi honey.

This is Daddy.
Is Mommy near the phone?"

"No Daddy.

She's upstairs in the bedroom
with Uncle Paul."

After a brief pause,

Daddy says,

"But honey,
you haven't got
an Uncle Paul."

"Oh yes I do,
and he's upstairs in the room
with Mommy,
right now."

Brief Pause.
"Uh, okay then,
this is what I want you to do.

Put the phone
down on the table,
run upstairs
and knock on the bedroom door
and shout to Mommy
that Daddy's car
just pulled into the driveway."

"Okay Daddy,
just a minute."

A few minutes later
the little girl comes back to the phone.

"I did it Daddy."
"And what happened honey?"
he asked.

"Well, Mommy got all scared,
jumped out of bed
with no clothes on
and ran around screaming.

Then she tripped over the rug,
hit her head on the dresser
and now she isn't moving at all!"

"Oh my God!!!

What about your Uncle Paul?"

"He jumped out of the bed
with no clothes on, too.

He was all scared
and he jumped out of the back window
and into the swimming pool.
But I guess he didn't know
that you took out the water
last week to clean it.

He hit the bottom of the pool
and I think he's dead."

***Long Pause***

***Longer Pause***

***Even Longer Pause***

Then Daddy says,

"Swimming pool? . .

Is this
486-5731?"

[clara]

Re: Say what?!!!!!!!

:lmao: :lmao:

[Druggas]

Re: Say what?!!!!!!!

Rule #1 of MC:
Do not start a thread and pull the story while the rest of us are clamoring for it.

Rule #2:
Don't pay attention to rule #1.

[Hakuna Makarla]

Re: Say what?!!!!!!!

HOW ABOUT GOLD? (IF NOT)
HERE'S SOMETHING TO TAKE YOUR MIND OFF THAT ICKY STUFF?
Phone Call Gone "Terribly" Wrong

"Hello?"

"Hi honey.

This is Daddy.
Is Mommy near the phone?"

"No Daddy.

She's upstairs in the bedroom
with Uncle Paul."

After a brief pause,

Daddy says,

"But honey,
you haven't got
an Uncle Paul."

"Oh yes I do,
and he's upstairs in the room
with Mommy,
right now."

Brief Pause.
"Uh, okay then,
this is what I want you to do.

Put the phone
down on the table,
run upstairs
and knock on the bedroom door
and shout to Mommy
that Daddy's car
just pulled into the driveway."

"Okay Daddy,
just a minute."

A few minutes later
the little girl comes back to the phone.

"I did it Daddy."
"And what happened honey?"
he asked.

"Well, Mommy got all scared,
jumped out of bed
with no clothes on
and ran around screaming.

Then she tripped over the rug,
hit her head on the dresser
and now she isn't moving at all!"

"Oh my God!!!

What about your Uncle Paul?"

"He jumped out of the bed
with no clothes on, too.

He was all scared
and he jumped out of the back window
and into the swimming pool.
But I guess he didn't know
that you took out the water
last week to clean it.

He hit the bottom of the pool
and I think he's dead."

***Long Pause***

***Longer Pause***

***Even Longer Pause***

Then Daddy says,

"Swimming pool? . .

Is this

486-5731?"

:lmao: Oh man that was so funny, this was the best joke I read all month!!!