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  • Panda Bites Man, Man Bites Him Back

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    Panda Bites Man, Man Bites Him Back

    AP Photo/GREG BAKER BEIJING (AP) -- A drunken Chinese migrant worker jumped into a panda enclosure at the Beijing Zoo, was bitten by the bear and retaliated by chomping down on the animal's back, state media said Wednesday.
    Zhang Xinyan, from the central province of Henan, drank four jugs of beer at a restaurant near the zoo before visiting Gu Gu the panda on Tuesday, the Beijing Morning Post said.
    "He felt a sudden urge to touch the panda with his hand," and jumped into the enclosure, the newspaper said.
    The panda, who was asleep, was startled and bit Zhang, 35, on the right leg, it said. Zhang got angry and kicked the panda, who then bit his other leg. A tussle ensued, the paper said.
    "I bit the fellow in the back," Zhang was quoted as saying in the newspaper. "Its skin was quite thick."
    Other tourists yelled for a zookeeper, who got the panda under control by spraying it with water, reports said. Zhang was hospitalized.
    Newspaper photographs showed Zhang lying on a hospital bed with blood-soaked bandages and a seam of stitches running down his leg.
    The Beijing Youth Daily quoted Zhang as saying that he had seen pandas on television and "they seemed to get along well with people."
    "No one ever said they would bite people," Zhang said. "I just wanted to touch it. I was so dizzy from the beer. I don't remember much."
    Ye Mingxia, a spokeswoman for the Beijing Zoo, confirmed the incident happened but would not give any details. She said Gu Gu was "healthy."
    "We're not considering punishing him now," Ye said in a telephone interview. "He's suffered quite a bit of shock."
    -Tim

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    Re: Panda Bites Man, Man Bites Him Back

    Well thats good from he's lucky the panda didn't bite anywhere else..

    Is there something in beer that makes people think there invincible....
    Originally posted by aashee (Farter Extraordinair)
    Wow. If regular MiceChatters saw this thread they might think we are normal. Thanks Dan & Gina!

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      Re: Panda Bites Man, Man Bites Him Back

      "That makes me a s-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-d panda!" -- South Park :lol:

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      • #4
        Re: Panda Bites Man, Man Bites Him Back

        Nothing better than some Panda Back Ribs.

        Or

        I bet he went to eat at a Panda Express afterward

        The Choice.... Is Yours.
        St. Elizabeth, Patron Saint of Themed parks. Protect us from break downs, long lines, and used gum. Amen.

        "Dance like it hurts, love like you need money, and work when people are watching" - Dogbert




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        • #5
          Re: Panda Bites Man, Man Bites Him Back

          Yeah, he started eating at Panda Express, and then got up & left in the middle of the meal because he felt that it just didn't quite taste like the real thing.

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            Re: Panda Bites Man, Man Bites Him Back

            I think I've heard it all now. Too much! HA HA HA

            :lol:

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            • #7
              Re: Panda Bites Man, Man Bites Him Back

              Geesh. Some people are idiots.

              I wish the panda had bitten him elsewhere. What a tool. :bash:
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                how much is 4 jugs of beer? I'm surprised the guy could stand!
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                  Re: Panda Bites Man, Man Bites Him Back

                  depends on what they considder a jug...

                  might not have been too much... just enought o make him drunk and see and feel in beer vision... and have his invicibility beer sence kick in...

                  why do i think of animal kingdom meets Busch Gardens when i hear this?

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                  • #10
                    Re: Panda Bites Man, Man Bites Him Back

                    No words are necessary. The guy belongs in Oogie's thread 'Hey you, out of the gene pool!"
                    Press today is so concerned with cool vs. not cool that they're starting to forget good vs. bad. I'm not sure I'll ever be "cool", but I will always tirelessly strive to be "great". - Josh Groban

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                      Re: Panda Bites Man, Man Bites Him Back

                      OMG that is so beyond awesome.

                      what a friggin moron.
                      Good morning, son
                      In twenty years from now
                      Maybe we'll both sit down and have a few beers
                      And I can tell you 'bout today
                      And how I picked you up and everything changed
                      It was pain
                      Sunny days and rain
                      I knew you'd feel the same things...


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                        Hmm.........tastes like chicken.
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                        This has been a Filmways presentation dahling.

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                          Re: Panda Bites Man, Man Bites Him Back

                          Originally posted by Druggas View Post
                          Hmm.........tastes like chicken.
                          Naw he was Ling Lingtastic. (inspired by Homer Simpson)
                          Some people are just fricken idiots when booze comes into play.
                          Micechatter #5053 Looking for our new home in the WDW area! We need to get closer to our "Laughing Place"!
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