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    Thought it might be fun
    When all is said and done
    To have a thread
    Where sense is dead
    And silly posts, everyone!

    So says myself to I,
    Why yes, I think I'll try
    A limerick thread
    To clear our heads
    It's your turn, let's see you try!

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  • #2
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    There once was a young girl from Norway,
    Who hung by her heels in the doorway.
    She said, "Get off the couch,
    And don't be a slouch...
    I think I've discovered one more way!"
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    • #3
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      You KNOW that it will only take about 4 posts before someone says something about Nantucket....:whistling:

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      • #4
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        There was a magical land
        Where they have their own marching band
        They play and play
        And soon run away
        As they went to a brand new land

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        • #5
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          Originally posted by localdisnyfan View Post
          You KNOW that it will only take about 4 posts before someone says something about Nantucket....:whistling:
          No it took five....


          There once was a man from Nantucket
          Who kept all his cash in a bucket.
          But his daughter, named Nan,
          Ran away with a man
          And as for the bucket, Nantucket.



          So whats the big deal with this Nantucket thing anyway.... I see nothing exciting here....




          :lmao:




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          • #6
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            There was a young girl from Rabat,
            Who had triplets, Nat, Pat and Tat;
            It was fun in the breeding,
            But h***, in the feeding,
            When she found she had no t** for Tat.

            :mob:
            Last edited by Mac Daddy; 09-29-2006, 07:14 AM.

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            • #7
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              Originally posted by penguinsoda View Post
              No it took five....


              There once was a man from Nantucket
              Who kept all his cash in a bucket.
              But his daughter, named Nan,
              Ran away with a man
              And as for the bucket, Nantucket.


              So whats the big deal with this Nantucket thing anyway.... I see nothing exciting here....

              :lmao:
              This isn't the one I was thinking of....

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              • #8
                Re: Limericks

                Ok...here's my first try at one of my own...

                (ahem)

                There once was a young lad named Tui,
                Who thought all of Micechat was screwy.
                Revenge was his modus,
                He'd put you on notice,
                But he doesn't scare us now, do he?


                *Looks furtively at notice board*

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                • #9
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                  There's this place on the 'net called MiceChat
                  Where lots of Diznuts all hang out at.
                  On Sundays each week
                  They gather to meet
                  At the Hub in the Park, and that's that.

                  Not bad for 5 minutes....
                  sigpic

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                  • #10
                    Re: Limericks

                    Originally posted by localdisnyfan View Post
                    Ok...here's my first try at one of my own...

                    (ahem)

                    There once was a young lad named Tui,
                    Who thought all of Micechat was screwy.
                    Revenge was his modus,
                    He'd put you on notice,
                    But he doesn't scare us now, do he?


                    *Looks furtively at notice board*
                    I got my eye on you.
                    What an idiot....

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                    • #11
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                      I ran across this while reading my favorite comic strip

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                      What an idiot....

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                      • #12
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                        Here's another one I found....

                        Said the Vicar to old Bishop Price,
                        My wife's just had twins, ain't that nice?
                        But the Bishop said, "Father,
                        in future I'd rather,
                        you abstained, or were not naughty twice."

                        And of course, who could forget:

                        There was a young lady named Kite
                        Whose speed was much faster than light.
                        She left home one day
                        In a relative way
                        And returned on the previous night.

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                        • #13
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                          Limericks are cool.....But has anone actually ever been to Limerick?!!??

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                          • #14
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                            An elderly man called Keith
                            Mislaid his set of false teeth -
                            They'd been laid on a chair,
                            He'd forgot they were there,
                            Sat down, and was bitten beneath.
                            sigpic

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                            • #15
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                              Originally posted by Laura678 View Post
                              Limericks are cool.....But has anone actually ever been to Limerick?!!??
                              I have friends that live on a street named Limerick.

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                              • #16
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                                Originally posted by Laura678 View Post
                                Limericks are cool.....But has anone actually ever been to Limerick?!!??
                                Ummm...i know a dance called 'Walls Of Limerick' does that count?
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                                • #17
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                                  Originally posted by Laura678 View Post
                                  Limericks are cool.....But has anyone actually ever been to Limerick?!!??
                                  I'll take that as a challenge.

                                  Limerick....Limerick....

                                  Um...this will only work if you put the emPHAsis on the wrong sylLAble:


                                  There once was a girl from Li-MER-ick
                                  Who looked rather like Katie Courick.
                                  She anchored the news,
                                  When not drinking booze,
                                  And said that Matt Lauer was a ...

                                  (should I say "purr-ick" or "Jurr-ick?")

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                                  • #18
                                    Re: Limericks

                                    There once was a that came to Anaheim
                                    Who wanted families to have a good time.
                                    He built a park,
                                    That made a pretty dollar mark,
                                    For it's quality was sublime
                                    Last edited by Dippy Dawg; 09-29-2006, 07:16 PM. Reason: editing
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                                    • #19
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                                      im a tall ship sailor and i have heard many limericks. unfortunately if i post a single one here i will get banned from miceage forever.

                                      the whole point of limericks is of course to be as disgusting as possible
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                                      • #20
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                                        OK here's an original from BT, cowboy poet:

                                        A nearsighted cowpoke from ElPaso
                                        Who was hellfire and spit with a lasso
                                        Tried to rope him a steer
                                        Turned out was a dear
                                        And wound up in the grass on his ***-o
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