Limericks

[Morrigoon]

Thought it might be fun
When all is said and done
To have a thread
Where sense is dead
And silly posts, everyone!

So says myself to I,
Why yes, I think I'll try
A limerick thread
To clear our heads
It's your turn, let's see you try!

[Tom Chaney]

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There once was a young girl from Norway,
Who hung by her heels in the doorway.
She said, "Get off the couch,
And don't be a slouch...
I think I've discovered one more way!"

[Mac Daddy]

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You KNOW that it will only take about 4 posts before someone says something about Nantucket....:whistling:

[pveticket]

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There was a magical land
Where they have their own marching band
They play and play
And soon run away
As they went to a brand new land

[penguinsoda]

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You KNOW that it will only take about 4 posts before someone says something about Nantucket....:whistling:

No it took five....


There once was a man from Nantucket
Who kept all his cash in a bucket.
But his daughter, named Nan,
Ran away with a man
And as for the bucket, Nantucket.



So whats the big deal with this Nantucket thing anyway.... I see nothing exciting here....




:lmao:

[Mac Daddy]

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There was a young girl from Rabat,
Who had triplets, Nat, Pat and Tat;
It was fun in the breeding,
But h***, in the feeding,
When she found she had no t** for Tat.

:mob:

[Mac Daddy]

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No it took five....


There once was a man from Nantucket
Who kept all his cash in a bucket.
But his daughter, named Nan,
Ran away with a man
And as for the bucket, Nantucket.


So whats the big deal with this Nantucket thing anyway.... I see nothing exciting here....

:lmao:

This isn't the one I was thinking of....

[Mac Daddy]

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Ok...here's my first try at one of my own...

(ahem)

There once was a young lad named Tui,
Who thought all of Micechat was screwy.
Revenge was his modus,
He'd put you on notice,
But he doesn't scare us now, do he?


*Looks furtively at notice board*

[Demigod]

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There's this place on the 'net called MiceChat
Where lots of Diznuts all hang out at.
On Sundays each week
They gather to meet
At the Hub in the Park, and that's that.

Not bad for 5 minutes....

[Tui]

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Ok...here's my first try at one of my own...

(ahem)

There once was a young lad named Tui,
Who thought all of Micechat was screwy.
Revenge was his modus,
He'd put you on notice,
But he doesn't scare us now, do he?


*Looks furtively at notice board*

I got my eye on you.

[Tui]

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I ran across this while reading my favorite comic strip

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[Mac Daddy]

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Here's another one I found....

Said the Vicar to old Bishop Price,
My wife's just had twins, ain't that nice?
But the Bishop said, "Father,
in future I'd rather,
you abstained, or were not naughty twice."

And of course, who could forget:

There was a young lady named Kite
Whose speed was much faster than light.
She left home one day
In a relative way
And returned on the previous night.

[Laura678]

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Limericks are cool.....But has anone actually ever been to Limerick?!!??

[Druggas]

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An elderly man called Keith
Mislaid his set of false teeth -
They'd been laid on a chair,
He'd forgot they were there,
Sat down, and was bitten beneath.

[Disneyland Daddy]

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Limericks are cool.....But has anone actually ever been to Limerick?!!??

I have friends that live on a street named Limerick.

[Joshrzmeup]

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Limericks are cool.....But has anone actually ever been to Limerick?!!??

Ummm...i know a dance called 'Walls Of Limerick' does that count?

[Mac Daddy]

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Limericks are cool.....But has anyone actually ever been to Limerick?!!??

I'll take that as a challenge.

Limerick....Limerick....

Um...this will only work if you put the emPHAsis on the wrong sylLAble:


There once was a girl from Li-MER-ick
Who looked rather like Katie Courick.
She anchored the news,
When not drinking booze,
And said that Matt Lauer was a ...

(should I say "purr-ick" or "Jurr-ick?")

[Dippy Dawg]

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There once was a that came to Anaheim
Who wanted families to have a good time.
He built a park,
That made a pretty dollar mark,
For it's quality was sublime

[WillyWonka]

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im a tall ship sailor and i have heard many limericks. unfortunately if i post a single one here i will get banned from miceage forever.

the whole point of limericks is of course to be as disgusting as possible

[BigThunder]

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OK here's an original from BT, cowboy poet:

A nearsighted cowpoke from ElPaso
Who was hellfire and spit with a lasso
Tried to rope him a steer
Turned out was a dear
And wound up in the grass on his ***-o