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    Thought it might be fun
    When all is said and done
    To have a thread
    Where sense is dead
    And silly posts, everyone!

    So says myself to I,
    Why yes, I think I'll try
    A limerick thread
    To clear our heads
    It's your turn, let's see you try!

    Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe...



  • #2
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    There once was a young girl from Norway,
    Who hung by her heels in the doorway.
    She said, "Get off the couch,
    And don't be a slouch...
    I think I've discovered one more way!"
    "Yesterday, a man walked up to me and said, 'Isn't it a shame that Walt Disney couldn't be here to see this?' and I said, "He did see this, that's why it's here."
    -Art Linkletter July 17, 2005-


    When you wish upon a star your dreams come true.

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    • #3
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      You KNOW that it will only take about 4 posts before someone says something about Nantucket....:whistling:

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      • #4
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        There was a magical land
        Where they have their own marching band
        They play and play
        And soon run away
        As they went to a brand new land

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        • #5
          Re: Limericks

          Originally posted by localdisnyfan View Post
          You KNOW that it will only take about 4 posts before someone says something about Nantucket....:whistling:
          No it took five....


          There once was a man from Nantucket
          Who kept all his cash in a bucket.
          But his daughter, named Nan,
          Ran away with a man
          And as for the bucket, Nantucket.



          So whats the big deal with this Nantucket thing anyway.... I see nothing exciting here....




          :lmao:




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          all you need to know about the mommy stick is.. out of all the bad things that could happen to you... it's right between wetting yourself and death.

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          • #6
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            There was a young girl from Rabat,
            Who had triplets, Nat, Pat and Tat;
            It was fun in the breeding,
            But h***, in the feeding,
            When she found she had no t** for Tat.

            :mob:
            Last edited by Mac Daddy; 09-29-2006, 06:14 AM.

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            • #7
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              Originally posted by penguinsoda View Post
              No it took five....


              There once was a man from Nantucket
              Who kept all his cash in a bucket.
              But his daughter, named Nan,
              Ran away with a man
              And as for the bucket, Nantucket.


              So whats the big deal with this Nantucket thing anyway.... I see nothing exciting here....

              :lmao:
              This isn't the one I was thinking of....

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              • #8
                Re: Limericks

                Ok...here's my first try at one of my own...

                (ahem)

                There once was a young lad named Tui,
                Who thought all of Micechat was screwy.
                Revenge was his modus,
                He'd put you on notice,
                But he doesn't scare us now, do he?


                *Looks furtively at notice board*

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                • #9
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                  There's this place on the 'net called MiceChat
                  Where lots of Diznuts all hang out at.
                  On Sundays each week
                  They gather to meet
                  At the Hub in the Park, and that's that.

                  Not bad for 5 minutes....
                  sigpic

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                  • #10
                    Re: Limericks

                    Originally posted by localdisnyfan View Post
                    Ok...here's my first try at one of my own...

                    (ahem)

                    There once was a young lad named Tui,
                    Who thought all of Micechat was screwy.
                    Revenge was his modus,
                    He'd put you on notice,
                    But he doesn't scare us now, do he?


                    *Looks furtively at notice board*
                    I got my eye on you.
                    What an idiot....

                    Yeah, I do that Twitter thing.

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                    • #11
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                      I ran across this while reading my favorite comic strip

                      [IMG]file:///C:/DOCUME%7E1/Anthony/LOCALS%7E1/Temp/moz-screenshot-2.jpg[/IMG]
                      What an idiot....

                      Yeah, I do that Twitter thing.

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                      • #12
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                        Here's another one I found....

                        Said the Vicar to old Bishop Price,
                        My wife's just had twins, ain't that nice?
                        But the Bishop said, "Father,
                        in future I'd rather,
                        you abstained, or were not naughty twice."

                        And of course, who could forget:

                        There was a young lady named Kite
                        Whose speed was much faster than light.
                        She left home one day
                        In a relative way
                        And returned on the previous night.

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                        • #13
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                          Limericks are cool.....But has anone actually ever been to Limerick?!!??

                          Disneyland: 1998, 2005

                          Disneyland Paris: 1992, 1996, 1999, 2000, 2001, 2002, 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007, 2008, 2009, 2010, 2011

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                          • #14
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                            An elderly man called Keith
                            Mislaid his set of false teeth -
                            They'd been laid on a chair,
                            He'd forgot they were there,
                            Sat down, and was bitten beneath.
                            sigpic

                            This has been a Filmways presentation dahling.

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                            • #15
                              Re: Limericks

                              Originally posted by Laura678 View Post
                              Limericks are cool.....But has anone actually ever been to Limerick?!!??
                              I have friends that live on a street named Limerick.

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