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  • How To Avoid The Flu...Funny!

    How To Avoid The Flu

    Eat right!

    Make sure you get your daily dose of
    fruits and veggies.


    Take your vitamins and bump up your vitamin C.


    Get plenty of exercise because
    exercise helps build your immune system.


    Walk for at least an hour a day,


    go for a swim,


    take the stairs instead of the elevator, etc.


    Wash your hands often.
    If you can't wash them,
    keep a bottle of antibacterial stuff around.


    Get lots of fresh air.
    Open doors & windows whenever possible.


    Try to eliminate as much stress
    from your life as you can.


    Get plenty of rest.
    OR

    Take the doctor's approach.
    Think about it...
    When you go for a shot,
    what do they do first?
    They Clean your arm with alcohol...
    Why?
    Because Alcohol KILLS GERMS.
    So......







    I walk to the liquor store. (exercise)
    I put lime in my Corona...(fruit)
    Celery in my Bloody Mary (veggies)
    Drink outdoors on the bar patio..(fresh air)
    Tell jokes, laugh....(eliminate stress)
    Then pass out. (rest)
    The way I see it...

    If you keep your alcohol levels up,
    flu germs can't get you!

    My grandmother always said,
    "A shot in the glass
    is better than one in the ***!"

    Live Well - Laugh Often - Love Much

  • #2
    Re: How To Avoid The Flu...Funny!

    hahahahaha thats funny
    "I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it. "Groucho Marx

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    • #3
      Re: How To Avoid The Flu...Funny!

      :lol:

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      • #4
        Re: How To Avoid The Flu...Funny!

        Cheers!!!

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        • #5
          Re: How To Avoid The Flu...Funny!

          I think I just might have to try that

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          • #6
            Re: How To Avoid The Flu...Funny!

            Where were you 2 weeks ago.

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            • #7
              Re: How To Avoid The Flu...Funny!

              Who's up to the challenge to test this theory out? :lol:
              Amanda
              Just remember without a well written Disney Villain, there would be no point in the Heroes and the Princesses. Have you hugged a Disney Villain today? :love:

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              • #8
                Re: How To Avoid The Flu...Funny!

                loved it

                Friends for life

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                • #9
                  Re: How To Avoid The Flu...Funny!

                  Originally posted by MandaBella View Post
                  Who's up to the challenge to test this theory out? :lol:
                  I was Thinking the DMCA!!!!

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