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So, who wants to get married?

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  • So, who wants to get married?

    I have just been ordained by the Universal Life Church, which means I can now perform Marriages, Baptisms and Funerals. If ever you would like to have my services please PM me and I will gladly make arrangements. (Please note that as part of my cost, airfare to and from will have to be included.)

    The peace of God be with you,


    Reverend Tui
    What an idiot....

    Yeah, I do that Twitter thing.


  • #2
    Re: So, who wants to get married?

    Hmmm...tempting.

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    • #3
      Re: So, who wants to get married?

      Wow Reverend Tui!

      I don't think you can do a briss though.
      Be controversial

      Be outspoken

      Be outrageous

      Just don't be boring

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      • #4
        Re: So, who wants to get married?

        All right, you mushy MiceChatters, anyone in love enough to get married by Reverend Tui?

        Anyone?

        Come on!

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        • #5
          Re: So, who wants to get married?

          Will you perform civil unions also?
          Be controversial

          Be outspoken

          Be outrageous

          Just don't be boring

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          • #6
            Re: So, who wants to get married?

            If I pop out another kid you can baptize them.

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            • #7
              Re: So, who wants to get married?

              Originally posted by LuvsLilo View Post
              If I pop out another kid you can baptize them.
              Something to look forward to.
              Be controversial

              Be outspoken

              Be outrageous

              Just don't be boring

              Comment


              • #8
                Re: So, who wants to get married?

                you could do my funeral

                Friends for life

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                • #9
                  Re: So, who wants to get married?

                  If/when I ever get married again, Ill keep you in mind
                  "I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it. "Groucho Marx

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                  • #10
                    Re: So, who wants to get married?

                    Originally posted by justjohn View Post
                    Will you perform civil unions also?
                    Yes, but I prefer to just call them marriages. Any children of God who are old enough to be in love deserve to be together.

                    Originally posted by LuvsLilo View Post
                    If I pop out another kid you can baptize them.
                    I would be honored.
                    What an idiot....

                    Yeah, I do that Twitter thing.

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                    • #11
                      Re: So, who wants to get married?

                      Tui, you're in good company: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Univers..._ULC_ministers

                      Originally posted by Senator David Wu (D-OR)
                      Don't let faux-klingons send real Americans to war!

                      Originally posted by TheHousingBubbleBlog
                      Everyone says that the U.S. doesn’t make anything anymore, but that’s not exactly true. We’re the world leader in the manufacturing of bull****.

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                      • #12
                        Re: So, who wants to get married?

                        Originally posted by kelly View Post
                        you could do my funeral
                        Originally posted by frecky View Post
                        If/when I ever get married again, Ill keep you in mind
                        More things to look forward to...
                        Be controversial

                        Be outspoken

                        Be outrageous

                        Just don't be boring

                        Comment


                        • #13
                          Re: So, who wants to get married?

                          Originally posted by Tui View Post
                          Yes, but I prefer to just call them marriages. Any children of God who are old enough to be in love deserve to be together.
                          What a beautiful human being you are...

                          BTW, I'm a Reverend in the ULC also, so if you get backed up, I can help you out.
                          Be controversial

                          Be outspoken

                          Be outrageous

                          Just don't be boring

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                          • #14
                            Re: So, who wants to get married?

                            Originally posted by justjohn View Post
                            BTW, I'm a Reverend in the ULC also, so if you get backed up, I can help you out.
                            I wasn't aware that clergy people and fiber were interchangable.

                            Originally posted by Senator David Wu (D-OR)
                            Don't let faux-klingons send real Americans to war!

                            Originally posted by TheHousingBubbleBlog
                            Everyone says that the U.S. doesn’t make anything anymore, but that’s not exactly true. We’re the world leader in the manufacturing of bull****.

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                            • #15
                              Re: So, who wants to get married?

                              Do you do Bris?
                              Growing older is manditory
                              Growing up is however, optional

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