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  • The LLama Christmas/Chanukah/Kwanzaa/Holiday Thread

    Hello everyone!

    In order to get us all in a holiday mood, I thought it would be fun to share llama Christmas/Chanukah/Kwanzaa/Holiday stories and carols. I know we all have our favorites, but try to choose your top two or three.

    I'll Start.

    The Llama Who Stole Christmas - Part I


    Every llama
    Down in Llama-ville
    Liked Christmas a lot...



    But the Grinch,
    Who lived just North of Llama-ville,
    Did NOT!



    The Grinch hated Christmas!
    The whole Christmas season!
    Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason.
    It could be that his head wasn't screwed on quite right.
    It could be, perhaps, that his hoofs were too tight.
    But I think that the most likely reason of all
    May have been that his heart was two sizes too small.




    But,
    Whatever the reason,
    His heart or his hoofs,
    He stood there on Christmas Eve, hating the Llamas,
    Staring down from his cave with a sour, Grinchy frown
    At the warm lighted windows below in their town.
    For he knew every llama down in llama-ville beneath
    Was busy now, hanging a mistleoe wreath.

    "And they're hanging their stockings!" he snarled with a sneer.
    "Tomorrow is Christmas! It's practically here!"
    Then he growled, with his grinch fingers nervously drumming,
    "I MUST find a way to keep Christmas from coming!"
    For, tomorrow, he knew...
    ...All the llama girls and boys
    Would wake up bright and early. They'd rush for their toys!



    And then! Oh, the noise! Oh, the noise! Noise! Noise! Noise!
    That's one thing he hated! The NOISE! NOISE! NOISE! NOISE!
    Then the llamas, young and old, would sit down to a feast.
    And they'd feast! And they'd feast!
    And they'd FEAST! FEAST! FEAST! FEAST!

    They would start on llama-pudding, and rare llama-roast-beast
    Which was something the Grinch couldn't stand in the least!
    And THEN
    They'd do something he liked least of all!
    Every llama down in llama-ville, the tall and the small,
    Would stand close together, with Christmas bells ringing.
    They'd stand hoof in hoof. And the llamas would start singing!
    They'd sing! And they'd sing!
    AND they'd SING! SING! SING! SING!




    And the more the Grinch thought of the Llama-Christmas-Sing
    The more the Grinch thought, "I must stop this whole thing!
    "Why for fifty-three years I've put up with it now!
    I MUST stop Christmas from coming!
    ...But HOW?"


    (To be continued....)


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    Re: The LLama Christmas/Chanukah/Kwanzaa/Holiday Thread

    The LLama Who Stole Christmas has always been one of my family's favorite Llama tails...I mean tales. Thank you LDF for bringing this warm holiday story to the attention and delight both big and little MiceChatters everywhere. The Llama in your story is even cuter than a certain crossdressing dinosaur from one of your previous yarns. :clap:
    To Boldly Go Where No MiceChatter Has Gone Before!

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      Christmas Llamas



      the No “el” llama.



      A couple of
      Christmas rubber stamps.

      The one below says “Merry Criasmas”.





      Rich earthy colors, the hues of Peruvian soil,
      characterize this ceramic sculpture entitled
      “The Pack Animal Driver’s Christmas”











      This nativity set from Ecuador
      is made from is “masapan”
      which means bread dough.
      It depicts the Ecuadorian Quechua
      indian rendition of the birth of Jesus.
      The three kings are on llamas.






      It was about eighty degrees
      when I spotted this
      sleeping Santa
      in Santiago, Chile.

      Those animals pulling the sleigh
      look suspiciously like llamas.

      Last edited by Ride Warrior; 11-25-2006, 11:40 AM.
      To Boldly Go Where No MiceChatter Has Gone Before!

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        Here Comes Llama Claus


        Here comes Llama Claus!
        Here comes Llama Claus!
        Right down Llama Claus Lane!
        Pelosi and Hillary and all his reindeer
        are pulling on the reins.
        Cut and run, take away our guns;
        All is merry and bright.
        Hold on to your stockings and say your prayers,
        'Cause Llama Claus robs us tonight.

        Here comes Llama Claus!
        Here comes Llama Claus!
        Right down Llama Claus Lane!
        He's got a bag that is filled with tax hykes
        for the working class again.
        Hear the socialist government jingle jangle,
        What a horrible blight.
        Jump in bed, cover up your head,
        'Cause Llama Claus robs us tonight
        To Boldly Go Where No MiceChatter Has Gone Before!

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          This whole thread just made me laugh.
          sigpic
          Will trade husband for Disneyland and DCA Pins!

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          • #6
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            Originally posted by BFJen View Post
            This whole thread just made me laugh.
            Me too, I can't wait to see what happens.
            -Jack :geek:
            Doc Brown had 2 Deloreans!

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            • #7
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              Did you hear about Andrew Lloyd Llama's new musical, "Llamas"?


              It's got all sorts of great characters like:

              Isabella the glamour llama
              Mungojerrie and Rumpleteaser, the mischevious thieving llamas
              Gus, the theatre llama
              and Mr. Mistoffellama, the mystical llama

              Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe...


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              • #8
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                :lmao: ok, I loved this !!!!

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                • #9
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                  This thread has scarred me for life.

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                  • #10
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                    Thanks for the laugh...needed that

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                    • #11
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                      So what if he didn't have the shiney red nose... Fernando knew if just given a chance, he could pull that sleigh!

                      And the angel said, "Behold I bring you tidings of great joy!! Free alfalfa for all!!"

                      You...over there... hiding behind the tree... put that snowball down right now or I'll show you just how far I can spit!

                      But I heard him exclaim, as he drove out of sight,
                      "Happy Llama to all, and to all a good-llama."

                      Last edited by penguinsoda; 11-25-2006, 08:49 PM.




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                      Originally posted by AGhostFromThePast
                      all you need to know about the mommy stick is.. out of all the bad things that could happen to you... it's right between wetting yourself and death.

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                        Loving this thread so far!




                        I'll be back .....with something llama-ish to add!!!

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                          SMIRNOFF da RED NOSED LLAMA

                          Smirnoff da red nosed llama
                          Had a great big shiny schnoz.
                          (from drinking vodka and rum)
                          And when he went to blow it,
                          Snot stuck to everything in globs!
                          (it was gross, son)

                          All of da other llamas
                          Used to give him wedgies each day.
                          Dey never let po Smirnoff
                          Hook up wit da hot llama babes.

                          Den one drunken Christmas binge
                          Santa came and belched -
                          Smirnoff wit yo schnoz so bright,
                          Pimp me a guided ride tonight!

                          Den da llama hoes and gangstas
                          Rapped and shouted out wit glee -
                          Smirnoff da red nosed llama
                          We be down wit dat...so LET'S PARTY!!!

                          Last edited by Ride Warrior; 11-30-2006, 11:22 PM.
                          To Boldly Go Where No MiceChatter Has Gone Before!

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                          • #14
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                            "I killed it."

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                              Wonder what's eating this llama?
                              ? t



                              I know what's eating this llama.

                              To Boldly Go Where No MiceChatter Has Gone Before!

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