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    I just dropped the other half of my banana on the floor.

    It was delicious, no bruises, a pilar of perfection for other banana's to attain. I was tempted to pick it up and finish it, but I tossed it way instead.

    Who follows the 3 second?
    ...it's been a long time.

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    I go by 5.
    J.B. Opie

    "Doubt is the rust of a feeble mind. The only way to seize the future is to grasp the present. Let's Go!"

    -Chairman Clench, Alien Encounter

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    • #3
      3 minutes for my kids
      I give myself very good advice, but I very seldom follow it.
      That explains the trouble that I'm always in...
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      • #4
        Sadly, I follow no time limit rules...Once it hits the floor, it's trash.
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        • #5
          Well it totally depends on what your talking about. Like say toast- dry side down I'd go with 5 second rule. Jelly side down and it's done for; in the trash it goes. My son drops his banana on a daily basis. Fruit is generally rinse and reusable. But on the other hand things like spaghetti, not so much.

          This is a very gray area issue.
          �In a world filled with hate, we must still dare to hope. In a world filled with anger, we must still dare to comfort. In a world filled with despair, we must still dare to dream. And in a world filled with distrust, we must still dare to believe.� -Michael Jackson


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          • #6
            I seem to be always in control of my banana. Sounds like a personal problem.
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            • #7
              If I could rinse it off with water I would consider it good otherwise it goes into the trash.

              Off topic your description of it being a "pillar of perfection" has created a strange picture in my mind. All of a sudden I am picturing the Parthenon being held up by Bananas. Doric Bananas anyone or am I alone in this?
              Ooo, heaven is a place on earth.

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              • #8
                I posted this story on a similar theme a couple days ago:

                I heard my aunt tell my cousin once, years ago when he was little, after he dropped a piece of candy on the ground in Disneyland... he started to put it back in his mouth and she said "Eh... it's okay, it's Disneyland!"
                --Jonathan

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by KoH
                  I seem to be always in control of my banana. Sounds like a personal problem.
                  Yeah really people, get a grip! :lol:
                  I give myself very good advice, but I very seldom follow it.
                  That explains the trouble that I'm always in...
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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by KoH
                    I seem to be always in control of my banana. Sounds like a personal problem.
                    Dead on, KoH!

                    :lol: :lol: :lol:
                    Ooo, heaven is a place on earth.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by KoH
                      I seem to be always in control of my banana. Sounds like a personal problem.
                      Without sounding too dirty, it slipped out of it's peel :lol: and plop right onto the floor.
                      ...it's been a long time.

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                      • #12
                        Looking at the "plop" and the "I love Pooh Fudge" statement in your sig, this is getting dirtier and dirtier by the moment.
                        Anything listed on the park maps as an attraction is fair game for inclusion in the Rally.
                        I cannot confirm nor deny the inclusion of any attraction in the Rally.



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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by mamabot
                          Looking at the "plop" and the "I love Pooh Fudge" statement in your sig, this is getting dirtier and dirtier by the moment.
                          :lol: Well, they moved the Fudge store from Frontier, to the Pooh area.
                          ...it's been a long time.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by HiddenMickey
                            Without sounding too dirty, it slipped out of it's peel :lol: and plop right onto the floor.
                            In Joe Friday voice: So you are saying that the banana in question was peeling out and floored it/ And you said that he used to be a pillar of his community? Got it.

                            Calling all cars! Calling all Cars! Be on the lookout for a speeding banana. It has been known to hang out in some trashy areas. Subject may not be alone as he has been known to hang with a dangerous bunch.
                            Ooo, heaven is a place on earth.

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                            • #15
                              :lol: :lol: I needed this laugh on a boring afternoon at work. I personnally won't eat anything off the floor, but I have a friend that I was out dancing with in a very crowded club and his gum fell out. Well, yes...he picked it up and put it back in! Bleh!
                              I want my cake back!
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