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Darth Vader robs Movie Theatre

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  • Darth Vader robs Movie Theatre

    Once you start down the dark path....


    Police in Springfield, Illinois say a man wearing a Darth Vader mask robbed a movie theater this weekend. He walked into a movie theater, shoved an employee out of the way, grabbed a bunch of cash and ran. Investigators say the robber fled into a nearby wooded area. Police have no suspects but are feverlishly looking through area phone books for "skywalker" listings. Police say the robber didn't display any weapon, not even a light saber. Ironically, Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith was actually one of the films playing at the theater that day.
    http://www.cinematical.com/2005/05/2...movie-theater/
    Marge: Barnacle Bill's Home Pregnancy Test? Homer, shouldn't we have gone with a better-known brand?
    Homer: But Marge, this one came with a corn-cob pipe!
    Marge: [reading from the test box] "Ahoy, Maties! If the water turns blue, a baby for you! If purple ye see, no baby thar be!"
    Homer: So, which is it? Blue or purple?
    Marge: Pink.
    Homer: D'oh!
    Marge: "If ye test should fail, to a doctor set sail!"

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    Tee hee hee. That was silly.
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    • #3
      I think it would have been more ironic if Revenge of the Sith wasn't playing in the theatre that day. Is there a theatre in America that isn't showing that movie?
      The King is back and he's ready to kick some tail. Do not mess with a mouse in black.

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      • #4
        Life is so much fun, and da#n funny somtimes!
        Come to the dark side,
        we have cookies.

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