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  • If my aunt

    Just thought I'd toss this out there. My aunt is 48 years old, married with 2 kids.

    If my aunt were a man, would that make her my uncle?

    I know it's years and years too late to ponder this, I was just wondering.
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    Re: If my aunt

    Is this a serious question? Yes, your mother's/father's brother would be your uncle.

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    • #3
      Re: If my aunt

      Yes . . .

      but childbirth would have been more difficult.
      "Not Carnegie, Vanderbilt, and Astor together could have
      raised money enough to buy a quarter share in my little dog."

      � Ernest Thompson Seton

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      • #4
        Re: If my aunt

        Time to stop thinking.....................
        ...................and start drinking!

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        • #5
          Re: If my aunt

          Who's to say that your "Aunt" isn't a man?

          "I've got the heart of a child..." - I keep it in a box, next to my bed...

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          • #6
            Re: If my aunt

            Is she thinking about gender reassignment, and you're wondering how to address her/him right?
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            • #7
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              Well, if grandma had balls, she'd be grandpa!

              Hope this explains it.
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              • #8
                Re: If my aunt

                Originally posted by EvilQueen View Post
                Who's to say that your "Aunt" isn't a man?

                She's a MAN, man!

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                • #9
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                  For some reason I thought the time stamp of the original post would be 2:30 AM. Then again, no typos so I'm assuming sunnyg was sober which frightens me. I think I'll come back and read it again after a few bers.

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                  • #10
                    Re: If my aunt

                    Is this a joke or something?
                    "Pain is temporary, Film is Forever..."

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                    • #11
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                      Originally posted by MickeyMaxx View Post
                      Yes . . .

                      but childbirth would have been more difficult.
                      :lmao:
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                      • #12
                        Re: If my aunt

                        Originally posted by MickeyMaxx View Post
                        Yes . . .

                        but childbirth would have been more difficult.
                        :lmao::lmao:
                        Mike


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                        • #13
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                          Originally posted by DisneyDude2006 View Post
                          Is this a joke or something?


                          Dead serious question. Thanks for all your insight.
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                          • #14
                            Re: If my aunt

                            Short lesson on family relationships:
                            • Mother: a female parent
                            • Father: a male parent
                            • Son: a male child of the parent(s)
                            • Daughter: a female child of the parent(s)
                            • Brother: a male child of the same parent(s)
                            • Sister: a female child of the same parent(s)
                            • Grandfather: a parent's father
                            • Grandmother: a parent's mother
                            • Grandson: a child's son
                            • Granddaughter: a child's daughter
                            • Uncle: father's brother, father's sister's husband, mother's brother, mother's sister's husband
                            • Aunt: father's sister, father's brother's wife, mother's sister, mother's brother's wife
                            • Nephew: sister's son, brother's son
                            • Niece: sister's daughter, brother's daughter
                            • Cousin: the most classificatory term; the children of aunts or uncles. One can further distinguish cousins by degrees of collaterality and by generation. Two persons of the same generation who share a grandparent count as "first cousins" (one degree of collaterality); if they share a great-grandparent they count as "second cousins" (two degrees of collaterality) and so on. If two persons share an ancestor, one as a grandchild and the other as a great-grandchild of that individual, then the two descendants class as "first cousins once removed" (removed by one generation); if the shared ancestor figures as the grandparent of one individual and the great-great-grandparent of the other, the individuals class as "first cousins twice removed" (removed by two generations), and so on. Similarly, if the shared ancestor figures as the great-grandparent of one person and the great-great-grandparent of the other, the individuals class as "second cousins once removed". Hence the phrase "third cousin once removed upwards".

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                            • #15
                              Re: If my aunt

                              Hysterical! :lmao: :lmao:

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