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Another LOL You may not know that many nonliving things have a gender.

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  • Another LOL You may not know that many nonliving things have a gender.

    You may not know that many nonliving things have a
    gender.

    For example:

    1) Ziploc Bags --

    They are Male, because they hold everything in, but
    you can see right through them.

    2) Copiers --

    They are Female, because once turned off, it takes a
    while to warm them up again. It's an effective
    reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed,
    but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.


    3) Tire --

    Male, because it goes bald and it's often
    over-inflated.


    4) Hot Air Balloon --

    Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to
    light a fire under it, and of course, there's the
    hot air part.


    5) Sponges --

    Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain
    water.


    6) Web Page --

    Female, because it's always getting hit on.


    7) Subway --

    Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick
    people up.


    8) Hourglass --

    Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the
    bottom.


    9) Hammer --

    Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last

    5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.


    10) Remote Control --

    Female...... Ha! You thought it'd be male. But
    consider this

    -- it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it,
    and

    while he doesn't always know the right buttons to
    push, he keeps trying.
    :crazylegs


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    :lol:

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    • #3
      Ha! I like this one!
      Marge: Barnacle Bill's Home Pregnancy Test? Homer, shouldn't we have gone with a better-known brand?
      Homer: But Marge, this one came with a corn-cob pipe!
      Marge: [reading from the test box] "Ahoy, Maties! If the water turns blue, a baby for you! If purple ye see, no baby thar be!"
      Homer: So, which is it? Blue or purple?
      Marge: Pink.
      Homer: D'oh!
      Marge: "If ye test should fail, to a doctor set sail!"

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      • #4
        :lol: :lol: :lol:

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        • #5
          Tee Hee....cute

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          • #6
            :lol:

            Those are good!

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            • #7
              Thanks
              :crazylegs

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              • #8
                Hillarious!!!

                Brilliant...

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