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  • Strange things at work

    As some of you may know I work in a pharmacy :monkey:
    Last night an event occured which I just had to share.
    I was standing behind the counter when A man, about 35 or so, walked up. He had a number of items in his hand one of which was summers eve douce.

    I said "can I help you"
    he replied "Yes you can, do you have any other enemas"
    "Yes," I replied "here you go" and handed him a fleet enema. Then he put down the smmers eve and said "o, okay I'll use this instead." :lol:

    I nearly broke down. Apperently this guy had every intention of using a douce as an enema.
    I mean I don't know about anyone else but I would really rather not have my farts smell summer fresh for the next week. Plus I am as sure as I can be without actually trying that the douce would not make you have a bowel movement which is as I understand it the whole point of an enema. :ap:
    I will save the princess, though I do not know the way.

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    :lol: :lol:

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    • #3
      OMG! I would have died laughing right there! How did you contain yourself!?!?!?! :lol::lol::lol:
      Originally posted by drunkmom
      this is my first buzzed post in the DMCA -- I'm really in this club because I'm a bitch more than anything. I've only had to hit the backspace 4 (oops, make that 5) times in (now 7) in this (now 9) (now 15) in this post! Damn, now I'm up to 18! Our neighbors were (19) (20) making tequilla sunrises. I thought I couldn't do tequilla (22) anymore but (24) this stuff (26) was good! It started (27) with an s


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      • #4
        I nearly did die right their.
        I will save the princess, though I do not know the way.

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        • #5
          Well, for those that might not understand WHY he was wanting to use one if it wasn't for medical reasons, if he was a gay man, well, you do the math.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Olympicnut
            Well, for those that might not understand WHY he was wanting to use one if it wasn't for medical reasons, if he was a gay man, well, you do the math.
            :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
            Originally posted by drunkmom
            this is my first buzzed post in the DMCA -- I'm really in this club because I'm a bitch more than anything. I've only had to hit the backspace 4 (oops, make that 5) times in (now 7) in this (now 9) (now 15) in this post! Damn, now I'm up to 18! Our neighbors were (19) (20) making tequilla sunrises. I thought I couldn't do tequilla (22) anymore but (24) this stuff (26) was good! It started (27) with an s


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            • #7
              Lol
              :crazylegs

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