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    Friends. Romans. Fellow Micechatters. I come to you seeking help of a most urgent matter. It came to my attention recently that I stopped giving a dam(n) about anything. This worried me so much that I went to see a specialist about it. It turned out that I was completely out of dam(n)s. Yes you read that right. I was out of dam(n)s. I had plenty of flying :!$#%: . An abundance of rats :!$#%: . Even a crapload of :!$#%: (pun intended). All this but not one dam(n).

    So I ask you, fellow Micechatters if you can find it in your heart to help me please send one dam(n) to me. To head off the jokers in the crowd I am not asking for damnation as that would not be helpful.

    Send your dam(n) to:
    Dam(n) Captain Locke
    Care of.....hmmm. Care of what? Care of nothing! I already told you I didn't give a dam(n). That's why I am asking for your help. Dam(n)! :rant:

    Sorry.

    Carry on.
    Ooo, heaven is a place on earth.

  • #2
    It might help if you were to visit the Denver Art Museum. Last time I was there they were handing out DAM(N) buttons. If you ask nice, they might even give you several DAM(N) buttons. I still have my DAM(N) button somewhere.
    "George Bush... is only for now."
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    Just because it's gone doesn't mean I changed my mind! :cwink:

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    • #3
      sorry, my give a dam(n)'s busted....
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      • #4
        Originally posted by Captain Locke
        Friends. Romans. Fellow Micechatters. I come to you seeking help of a most urgent matter. It came to my attention recently that I stopped giving a dam(n) about anything. This worried me so much that I went to see a specialist about it. It turned out that I was completely out of dam(n)s. Yes you read that right. I was out of dam(n)s. I had plenty of flying :!$#%: . An abundance of rats :!$#%: . Even a crapload of :!$#%: (pun intended). All this but not one dam(n).

        So I ask you, fellow Micechatters if you can find it in your heart to help me please send one dam(n) to me. To head off the jokers in the crowd I am not asking for damnation as that would not be helpful.

        Send your dam(n) to:
        Dam(n) Captain Locke
        Care of.....hmmm. Care of what? Care of nothing! I already told you I didn't give a dam(n). That's why I am asking for your help. Dam(n)! :rant:

        Sorry.

        Carry on.
        What if I don't give a damn? :evil:












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        • #5
          To:
          Dam(n) Captain Locke

          Contents:
          1 (one) slightly used dam(n). Good condition.

          Sender:
          Jennidam(n)disneyfer :love:
          I give myself very good advice, but I very seldom follow it.
          That explains the trouble that I'm always in...
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          • #6
            What an idiot....

            Yeah, I do that Twitter thing.

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