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  • New Drugs for Women ...Which one do you take?

    dangITOL
    Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours.

    EMPTYNESTROGEN
    Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved out!

    ST. MOMMA'S WORT
    Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to two days.

    PEPTOBIMBO
    Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and prevents conception.

    DUMBEROL
    When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks.

    FLIPITOR
    Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers.�

    MENICILLIN
    Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to such lethal lines as, "You make me want to be a better person. "

    BUYAGRA
    Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping. Increases potency, duration, and credit limit of spending spree.


    JACKASSPIRIN
    Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday, anniversary, phone number, or to lift the toilet seat

    ANTI-TALKSIDENT
    A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to share their life stories with total strangers in elevators.

    NAGAMENT
    When administered to a boyfriend or husband, provides the same irritation level as nagging him, without opening your mouth.


    I'll take some of that buyagra!!


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    "Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia."

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    Originally Posted by MWalton
    :lol: Did the pages take that long to reach around to your part of the world?!? :lol:

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    Re: New Drugs for Women ...Which one do you take?

    :lol::lol::lol:

    want some of that too kathy :lol:

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    • #3
      Re: New Drugs for Women ...Which one do you take?

      I take the new generic for Viagra. I think it's called mycoxaphillin. Something like that, I'd have to ask my pharmacist.

      Be careful, it's for men only.

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        Re: New Drugs for Women ...Which one do you take?

        Originally posted by tassie View Post
        ANTI-TALKSIDENT
        A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to share their life stories with total strangers in elevators.
        I need a jumbo bottle of this. I don't know if I have "Talk to me" stamped on my face but complete strangers will tell me their life stories. Yesterday I found out the dramatic life story of one of Lil LL's classmates in kiddie gym from the girl's grandmother.

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          Re: New Drugs for Women ...Which one do you take?

          Originally posted by aashee View Post
          I take the new generic for Viagra. I think it's called mycoxaphillin. Something like that, I'd have to ask my pharmacist.

          Be careful, it's for men only.
          :lol: I am ashamed of myself for having to read that twice before I got it though.:blush:
          Originally posted by larasound
          am I the burrito man?

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            Re: New Drugs for Women ...Which one do you take?

            Originally posted by aashee View Post
            I take the new generic for Viagra. I think it's called mycoxaphillin. Something like that, I'd have to ask my pharmacist.

            Be careful, it's for men only.
            :lol::lol::lol:

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            • #7
              Re: New Drugs for Women ...Which one do you take?

              Speaking of generic drugs. Cialis was actually created to be an ostheopathy drug. They determined it was helpful in replacing loss of bone mass.

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                Re: New Drugs for Women ...Which one do you take?

                Originally posted by aashee View Post
                Speaking of generic drugs. Cialis was actually created to be an ostheopathy drug. They determined it was helpful in replacing loss of bone mass.
                my bones are giving away.. getting too old I guess :lol:

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                  Re: New Drugs for Women ...Which one do you take?

                  Originally posted by aashee View Post
                  Speaking of generic drugs. Cialis was actually created to be an ostheopathy drug. They determined it was helpful in replacing loss of bone mass.
                  :lol:....bone mass.....:lol:
                  Originally posted by larasound
                  am I the burrito man?

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                  • #10
                    Re: New Drugs for Women ...Which one do you take?

                    dangITOL
                    Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours.
                    I'll take a year's supply!

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                    • #11
                      Re: New Drugs for Women ...Which one do you take?

                      Boy... I could use SEVERAL of those!!! :lmao:




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                      all you need to know about the mommy stick is.. out of all the bad things that could happen to you... it's right between wetting yourself and death.

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                      • #12
                        Re: New Drugs for Women ...Which one do you take?

                        Originally posted by tassie View Post
                        dangITOL
                        Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours.

                        FLIPITOR
                        Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers.�

                        BUYAGRA
                        Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping. Increases potency, duration, and credit limit of spending spree.
                        I'll take a lifetime supply of each of these, thanks!! :lol:
                        Press today is so concerned with cool vs. not cool that they're starting to forget good vs. bad. I'm not sure I'll ever be "cool", but I will always tirelessly strive to be "great". - Josh Groban

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                        • #13
                          Re: New Drugs for Women ...Which one do you take?

                          I want to be hooked up to an IV of Dangitol!

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                          • #14
                            Re: New Drugs for Women ...Which one do you take?

                            *sigh*
                            <3 Chloe

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                            • #15
                              Re: New Drugs for Women ...Which one do you take?

                              I take:



                              2 ozs vodka
                              1 oz cointreau
                              2oz cranberry
                              1 oz lime juice



                              Those "drugs" cure everything!:lol:

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                              • #16
                                Re: New Drugs for Women ...Which one do you take?

                                Terrible recipe!

                                Signed,

                                Princess Buttercup's Liver

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                                • #17
                                  Re: New Drugs for Women ...Which one do you take?

                                  ^LOL Ah well..it was my first cosmo in about two months!

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                                  • #18
                                    Re: New Drugs for Women ...Which one do you take?

                                    IF only!

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