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  • Awesome joke (PG 13 joke warning)

    OK, so my sister's fiancee and my brother were exchanging off color jokes (my favorite kind!) over dinner last night, and my sister's fiancee popped off with this one. It's a beauty!

    A small white guy goes into an elevator, when he gets in he notices a huge black dude standing next to him. The big black dude looks down upon the small white guy and says:

    "7 foot tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch dick, 3 pound left ball, 3 pound right ball, Turner Brown".

    The small white guy faints!!

    The big black dude picks up the small white guy and brings him to, slapping his face and shaking him and asks the small white guy.

    "What's wrong?".

    The small white guy says; "Excuse me but what did you say?".

    The big black dude looks down and says "7 foot tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch dick, 3 pound left ball, 3 pound right ball, my name is Turner Brown."

    The small white guy says, "Thank god, I thought you said 'Turn around.'"
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  • #2
    Re: Awesome joke

    AHH HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Thats a good one, I'm usin it.
    I find it hard
    It's hard to find
    Oh well, whatever, nevermind


    • #3
      Re: Awesome joke

      Just plain evil sunnybabe......teehee
      I give myself very good advice, but I very seldom follow it.
      That explains the trouble that I'm always in...


      • #4
        Re: Awesome joke

        I was shocked to hear it coming from a quiet, soft spoken, somewhat meek Mormon boy. I knew there had to be a good reason my sister was marrying him.
        Looking for the truth about giraffes?


        • #5
          Re: Awesome joke

          :clap: Good one, love it!

          "Dance like no one is watching. Sing like no one is listening. Love like you've never been hurt and live like it's heaven on Earth."
          Mark Twain


          • #6
            Re: Awesome joke (PG 13 joke warning)

            I knew there was something your sis saw in him :ap:


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            • #7
              Re: Awesome joke (PG 13 joke warning)

              hahaha. thats awesome.


              • #8
                Re: Awesome joke (PG 13 joke warning)

                :roll: :lmao: :roll: :lmao: Funny!!!
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                • #9
                  Re: Awesome joke (PG 13 joke warning)

                  how naughty! i can't tell a joke to save my life. i have to rely on my funny looks instead. anyone got anymore??
                  please be afraid.


                  • #10
                    Re: Awesome joke (PG 13 joke warning)

                    I have an amazinig joke involving caribou and fornication. Though this would probably land this thread in the litter box.


                    • #11
                      Re: Awesome joke (PG 13 joke warning)

                      "All my life I've had one dream, to achieve my many goals.
                      Homer Jay Simpson


                      • #12
                        Re: Awesome joke (PG 13 joke warning)

                        OH My GOODNESS! I LOVE IT! :yea: :lmao:
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                        • #13
                          Re: Awesome joke (PG 13 joke warning)

                          Here's one I thought was funny.....

                          The church gossip and self-appointed arbiter of the church's morals kept sticking her nose into other people's business. Several church members were unappreciative of her activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence.

                          She made a mistake, however, when she accused George, a new member, of being a drunk after she saw his pickup truck parked in front of the town's only bar one afternoon. She commented to George and others that everyone seeing it there would know what he was doing.

                          George, a man of few words, stared at her for a moment and just walked away. He didn't explain, defend, or deny; he said nothing.

                          Later that evening, George quietly parked his pickup in front of her house

                          ........... and left it there all night.

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