Eisner says he won't "beg" the board. No, he'll probably just blackmail or bribe them. :devil:
Or kill them off, one by one.
Marge: Barnacle Bill's Home Pregnancy Test? Homer, shouldn't we have gone with a better-known brand?
Homer: But Marge, this one came with a corn-cob pipe!
Marge: [reading from the test box] "Ahoy, Maties! If the water turns blue, a baby for you! If purple ye see, no baby thar be!"
Homer: So, which is it? Blue or purple?
Marge: Pink.
Homer: D'oh!
Marge: "If ye test should fail, to a doctor set sail!"
When you check out the link, be sure to scan down the page to the item about how Eisner and Iger both did not like Lost. Bad call, boys.
I, and apparently a significantly large group of others, dig that show. Are they out of touch? You betcha!
"She's taking everything. She's taking the house, she's taking the kid, she's taking the dog. IT'S NOT EVEN HER DOG. IT'S MY DOG! SHE'S TAKING . . . MY DOG!"
- Ron Livingston, "Band of Brothers"
When you check out the link, be sure to scan down the page to the item about how Eisner and Iger both did not like Lost. Bad call, boys.
I, and apparently a significantly large group of others, dig that show. Are they out of touch? You betcha!
Ya think?
I have half my apartment building hooked on the show. I have about 10 people over to my place every Wednesday for the show.
I have half my apartment building hooked on the show. I have about 10 people over to my place every Wednesday for the show.
That's one of the ONLY show I watch these days! Good episode last night...
Marge: Barnacle Bill's Home Pregnancy Test? Homer, shouldn't we have gone with a better-known brand?
Homer: But Marge, this one came with a corn-cob pipe!
Marge: [reading from the test box] "Ahoy, Maties! If the water turns blue, a baby for you! If purple ye see, no baby thar be!"
Homer: So, which is it? Blue or purple?
Marge: Pink.
Homer: D'oh!
Marge: "If ye test should fail, to a doctor set sail!"
Eisner says he won't "beg" the board. No, he'll probably just blackmail or bribe them. :devil:
All the more reason to capture him, take him out on a boat in the sea, chum the water untill it is full of sharks, cover him with fish blood and guts, and tell him if he wants to keep his job, he has to swim to shore. Oh wait. Eisner is the same as one of those sharksand probably wont be touched. Dammit, someone just shoot him before he repoduces!!
umm..... why dont we just create an "Lost" island and have eisner the star of the "show..."
That way he is gone for about say 6 months before he realizes the reality show is fake...
Oh.... and he is the one who is reaponsable for messing up ABC right.... it was not that bad when they bought it.. then overdoing the shows... and now reality shows.... scrwed the network up.... thank god for desperate housewifes and lost....
"I don't want to be irrelevant. I'm not going to ask the board to be named chairman. I'm not going to beg for it. But the board might come to me."
This just kills me. How did he get to be so arrogant when the only press he's gotten for the last what, 3 years, has been negative? If I were him I'd give back at least half my pay to the shareholders, publicly apologize and then go into seclusion somewhere.
How about a steel cage death match with Eisner against everyone he's pissed off. Sure it would be unfair with 80 million people against one but hell, it would be fun to watch.
How about we give him 20 thousand paper cuts then dip him into a vat of lemon juice then roll him around in salt. That should be fun for about 20 seconds
How about a steel cage death match with Eisner against everyone he's pissed off. Sure it would be unfair with 80 million people against one but hell, it would be fun to watch.
How about we give him 20 thousand paper cuts then dip him into a vat of lemon juice then roll him around in salt. That should be fun for about 20 seconds
Mtv should do an episode of Celebrity Death MATCH w/ Eisner, Jobs, Ovitz, and anyone else he has alienated.
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Hmmm...George Lucas, Roy Disney, and almost every Disney fan out there. That should make for a very interesting match.
Oh yeah, Can't forget Mick Foley aka Cactus Jack aka Mankind aka other names I forgot, of the WWE. He wrote in his second book how he was disappointed on the turn Disney has taken in recent years. He is also a huge Disney Fan.
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