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  • 25 Things to do in a Public Restroom (OMG)

    25 Things to do in a Public Restroom
    • Compliment people on their shoes.
    • Introduce yourself and strike up a conversation with your next door "neighbor." Discuss the pros and cons of laxatives.
    • Provide 'strenuous' sound effects.
    • Ask the person in the next stall if there's anything swimming in THEIR bowl.
    • Scream " Oh my GOD! What the hell is THAT?"
    • Simulate a drug deal.
    • Pretend to fall in (with appropriate sound effects).
    • Start a sing-a-long.
    • Knock on the doors of occupied stalls and ask if there is anyone in there. If so, ask if they are busy.
    • Masquerade as a door-to-door salesman.
    • Kick in stall doors, camera in hand.
    • Say "Oops... missed" while pouring water out around the bowl and under the walls and door into other stalls.
    • Fake an orgasm.
    • Ask, "Is there a doctor in the house?"
    • Ask whether anyone has seen your pet python.
    • Put Saran Wrap over the toilet bowl.
    • Replace rolls of toilet paper with rolls of sandpaper.
    • Leave a ladle in the toilet bowl.
    • Put Goldfish in the toilet bowl.
    • Glue seat and cover down to bowl.
    • Place signs warning of 24-hour video surveillance.
    • Make stall doors lockable only from the outside.
    • Put itching powder on the toilet seats.
    • Leave a fried egg floating in the bowl.
    • Create a crime scene complete with police tape and chalk silhouette.
    :crazylegs


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    Re: 25 Things to do in a Public Restroom (OMG)

    :lmao: those are great!!
    Good morning, son
    In twenty years from now
    Maybe we'll both sit down and have a few beers
    And I can tell you 'bout today
    And how I picked you up and everything changed
    It was pain
    Sunny days and rain
    I knew you'd feel the same things...


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    • #3
      Re: 25 Things to do in a Public Restroom (OMG)

      Originally posted by NeverNeverland
      :lmao: those are great!!
      I thought so to so had to post. HAHAHAHA
      :crazylegs

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      • #4
        Re: 25 Things to do in a Public Restroom (OMG)

        I'm at work and every one around me is rolling on the floor. :lol: Great List!!! :lmao:


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