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    TEN THINGS YOU'LL NEVER HEAR ONE GUY SAY TO ANOTHER GUY

    1. Does my butt look fat in this?
    2. I'm tired of beer. What say you to a nice, fruity Chablis?
    3. I can't stop fantasizing about Martha Stewart!
    4. Yours is bigger than mine.
    5. I think those big, jacked-up trucks look ridiculous.
    6. There's nothing I like more than a quiet evening at home, watching a movie on Lifetime about some woman who gives up her baby and then suffers miserably.
    7. Want all my tools? I just realized I never do anything useful with them!
    8. You know what always makes me cry? Those long-distance commercials.
    9. I'm deeply offended by young women who go bra-less.
    10. Our team lost 10-1. But we tried our best, and after all that's the important thing.
    :crazylegs


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    Re: Ten Things You'll Never Hear One Guy Say To Another Guy

    Originally posted by Crazy Legs
    5. I think those big, jacked-up trucks look ridiculous.
    :blush::blush::blush::blush::blush:
    People make fun of my tiny truck.
    I find it hard
    It's hard to find
    Oh well, whatever, nevermind

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    • #3
      Re: Ten Things You'll Never Hear One Guy Say To Another Guy

      Guess what?
      I can't stop fantasizing about Martha Stewart!

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      • #4
        Re: Ten Things You'll Never Hear One Guy Say To Another Guy

        Originally posted by Murphy
        Guess what?
        I can't stop fantasizing about Martha Stewart!
        OMG WOW MARTHA LOVER LOL HAHAHAHA
        :crazylegs

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        • #5
          Re: Ten Things You'll Never Hear One Guy Say To Another Guy

          Originally posted by LightBeer
          :blush::blush::blush::blush::blush:
          People make fun of my tiny truck.
          Its all good big or small :thumbup:
          :crazylegs

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          • #6
            Re: Ten Things You'll Never Hear One Guy Say To Another Guy

            Hookers and beer? Naw, give me a good book to curl up with.
            sigpic

            This has been a Filmways presentation dahling.

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            • #7
              Re: Ten Things You'll Never Hear One Guy Say To Another Guy

              Aww A Book Yes Better Then Hookers
              :crazylegs

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              • #8
                Re: Ten Things You'll Never Hear One Guy Say To Another Guy

                I can't go surfing with you Sean. It's that time of the month. Sharks, you know.
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                This has been a Filmways presentation dahling.

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                • #9
                  Re: Ten Things You'll Never Hear One Guy Say To Another Guy

                  ROFL! omg :roll: too funny ^

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                  • #10
                    Re: Ten Things You'll Never Hear One Guy Say To Another Guy

                    Ummm, I think the title of the thread should be changed to one STRAIGHT guy to another

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                    • #11
                      Re: Ten Things You'll Never Hear One Guy Say To Another Guy

                      Originally posted by Olympicnut
                      Ummm, I think the title of the thread should be changed to one STRAIGHT guy to another
                      Or maybe "Ten Things You'll Hear One Gay Guy Say To Another Guy" :lol:
                      ...it's been a long time.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Ten Things You'll Never Hear One Guy Say To Another Guy

                        Originally posted by LightBeer
                        :blush::blush::blush::blush::blush:
                        People make fun of my tiny truck.
                        Aw, it's a cute wittle twuck.



                        Originally posted by Crazy Legs
                        Its all good big or small
                        :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:


                        Oops. Sorry.
                        I give myself very good advice, but I very seldom follow it.
                        That explains the trouble that I'm always in...
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                        • #13
                          Re: Ten Things You'll Never Hear One Guy Say To Another Guy

                          Originally posted by Jennidisneyfer
                          Aw, it's a cute wittle twuck.
                          Of course you know I'm going to kill you now. I can make anything look small simply by standing next to it. I'm a tree.
                          I find it hard
                          It's hard to find
                          Oh well, whatever, nevermind

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                          • #14
                            Re: Ten Things You'll Never Hear One Guy Say To Another Guy

                            Originally posted by LightBeer
                            Of course you know I'm going to kill you now. I can make anything look small simply by standing next to it. I'm a tree.
                            And a nick trunk you got there too fella
                            ...it's been a long time.

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                            • #15
                              Re: Ten Things You'll Never Hear One Guy Say To Another Guy

                              Originally posted by Crazy Legs
                              TEN THINGS YOU'LL NEVER HEAR ONE GUY SAY TO ANOTHER GUY

                              1. Does my butt look fat in this?
                              2. I'm tired of beer. What say you to a nice, fruity Chablis?
                              3. I can't stop fantasizing about Martha Stewart!
                              4. Yours is bigger than mine.
                              5. I think those big, jacked-up trucks look ridiculous.
                              6. There's nothing I like more than a quiet evening at home, watching a movie on Lifetime about some woman who gives up her baby and then suffers miserably.
                              7. Want all my tools? I just realized I never do anything useful with them!
                              8. You know what always makes me cry? Those long-distance commercials.
                              9. I'm deeply offended by young women who go bra-less.
                              10. Our team lost 10-1. But we tried our best, and after all that's the important thing.
                              Am I missing something? This sounds like almost EVERYTHING I thought or said this past weekend (Except # 4 of course - We won't go there)

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