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Who Says Men Don't Remember Anniversaries! (joke)

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  • Who Says Men Don't Remember Anniversaries! (joke)

    A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed.

    She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front him. He appears deep in thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of coffee.

    "What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room. "Why are you down here at this time of night?"

    The husband looks up, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and
    you were only 17?" he asks solemnly.

    The wife is touched thinking her husband is so caring and sensitive. "Yes, I do," she replies.

    The husband pauses. The words are not coming easily. "Do you remember when
    you father caught us in the back seat of my car?"

    "Yes, I remember," says the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.

    The husband continues..."Do you remember when he shoved a shotgun in my face and said, "Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years".
    "I remember that too", she replies softly.

    He wipes another tear from his cheek and says... "I would have gotten out today!"

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    Re: Who Says Men Don't Remember Anniversaries! (joke)

    :lol:
    Press today is so concerned with cool vs. not cool that they're starting to forget good vs. bad. I'm not sure I'll ever be "cool", but I will always tirelessly strive to be "great". - Josh Groban

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    • #3
      Re: Who Says Men Don't Remember Anniversaries! (joke)

      :d

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      • #4
        Re: Who Says Men Don't Remember Anniversaries! (joke)

        :lol: That's terrible....in a funny way! :lol:

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        • #5
          Re: Who Says Men Don't Remember Anniversaries! (joke)

          :lol: Well some people do compare marriage to a jail sentence....
          Originally posted by larasound
          am I the burrito man?

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          • #6
            Re: Who Says Men Don't Remember Anniversaries! (joke)

            Originally posted by evilqueenrocks View Post
            :lol: Well some people do compare marriage to a jail sentence....
            Do you have to be committed to become committed?

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            • #7
              Re: Who Says Men Don't Remember Anniversaries! (joke)

              :lol:

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              • #8
                Re: Who Says Men Don't Remember Anniversaries! (joke)

                Originally posted by aashee View Post
                Do you have to be committed to become committed?
                Depends on if your committed needs to be committed....
                Originally posted by larasound
                am I the burrito man?

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                • #9
                  Re: Who Says Men Don't Remember Anniversaries! (joke)

                  Originally posted by evilqueenrocks View Post
                  Depends on if your committed needs to be committed....
                  She won't commit to that. Let's ask the Committee.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Who Says Men Don't Remember Anniversaries! (joke)

                    Very funny!

                    So marriage is like "wife in prison"?


                    "We believed in our idea - a family park where parents and children could have fun- together."

                    -Walt Disney

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                    • #11
                      Re: Who Says Men Don't Remember Anniversaries! (joke)

                      very cute!

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                      • #12
                        Re: Who Says Men Don't Remember Anniversaries! (joke)

                        Originally posted by aashee View Post
                        She won't commit to that. Let's ask the Committee.
                        I am committed to commit a Committee to commit to come to order. :judge:
                        Originally posted by larasound
                        am I the burrito man?

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                        • #13
                          Re: Who Says Men Don't Remember Anniversaries! (joke)

                          Originally posted by evilqueenrocks View Post
                          I am committed to commit a Committee to commit to come to order. :judge:
                          You Commie.

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                          • #14
                            Re: Who Says Men Don't Remember Anniversaries! (joke)

                            woohoo, 10 more years until I get out.
                            Stalking is when two people go for a long romantic walk together but only one of them knows about it.

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                            • #15
                              Re: Who Says Men Don't Remember Anniversaries! (joke)

                              haha, too funny!



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