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  • Wish Destroyer

    Hey guys. I think I saw this game on here a while ago. It's easy: P1 makes a wish, P2 grants it in a way that ruins it, then makes his own wish, etc.

    Example
    P1: I wish for a million dollars.
    P2: You have a million dollars, in counterfeit bills.

    I'll start:
    I wish I had a unicorn ranch.


    "To Serve Man... it's a cookbook!!!"


    Ever heard of the dyslexic man who sold his soul to Santa?


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    Re: Wish Destroyer

    You have a unicorn ranch, infested with fleas and rodents.


    I wish I could fly
    ♥ "Don't care about all the pain in front of me
    'Cause I'm just trying to be happy." ♥


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    • #3
      Re: Wish Destroyer

      You can fly...in a defective Cessna.

      I wish I had an invisibility cloak.
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      • #4
        Re: Wish Destroyer

        You have an invisibility cloak, but a car hits you because they couldn't see you crossing the street.


        I wish I had chicken nuggets
        ♥ "Don't care about all the pain in front of me
        'Cause I'm just trying to be happy." ♥


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        • #5
          Re: Wish Destroyer

          You have chicken nuggets, but they haven't been defrosted.

          I wish I had my own theme park.


          "To Serve Man... it's a cookbook!!!"


          Ever heard of the dyslexic man who sold his soul to Santa?

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          • #6
            Re: Wish Destroyer

            You have your own theme park and no liability insurance.

            I wish I could sleep from now til Spring Break.
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            • #7
              Re: Wish Destroyer

              You fall asleep and wake up in time for spring break....in 2014.

              I wish I would graduate college now.

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              • #8
                Re: Wish Destroyer

                You graduate just in time to be unemployed for years.

                I wish I were the greatest ballroom dancer in the world.


                "To Serve Man... it's a cookbook!!!"


                Ever heard of the dyslexic man who sold his soul to Santa?

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                • #9
                  Re: Wish Destroyer

                  You are the greatest ballroom dancer in the world, until your career is ruined by an ankle injury.

                  I wish for world peace.
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                  • #10
                    Re: Wish Destroyer

                    You have world peace, but the world is ending as we speak.


                    I wish I didn't eat so much sugar
                    ♥ "Don't care about all the pain in front of me
                    'Cause I'm just trying to be happy." ♥


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                    • #11
                      Re: Wish Destroyer

                      You eat very little sugar, but replace it with an artificial sweetener that causes cancer.

                      I wish I had a crystal ball that could foretell the future.
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                      • #12
                        Re: Wish Destroyer

                        Originally posted by LadyNimrodelle View Post
                        You eat very little sugar, but replace it with an artificial sweetener that causes cancer.

                        I wish I had a crystal ball that could foretell the future.
                        Daaaaang. :lmao:



                        You have a crystal ball, but it breaks as soon as you take it out of the packaging.


                        I wish the bathrooms were clean
                        ♥ "Don't care about all the pain in front of me
                        'Cause I'm just trying to be happy." ♥


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                        • #13
                          Re: Wish Destroyer

                          They are completely clean and free of bacteria, because someone accidentally used a highly corrosive acid on the fixtures, which have dissolved.

                          I wish I had unlimited airline miles for any airline in the world.


                          "To Serve Man... it's a cookbook!!!"


                          Ever heard of the dyslexic man who sold his soul to Santa?

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                          • #14
                            Re: Wish Destroyer

                            You have unlimited airline miles, but the first flight you take crashes.

                            I wish I didn't have to work for a living.
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                            • #15
                              Re: Wish Destroyer

                              You don't have to work, but you develop a debilitating case of ennui after the first month.

                              I wish I had a wormhole that could transport me anywhere in the universe that I chose.


                              "To Serve Man... it's a cookbook!!!"


                              Ever heard of the dyslexic man who sold his soul to Santa?

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