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  • Personally insult anyone and make it look like a compliment!

    That's right, thejoshualee is going to show you all how to get around the antiquated "no personal insult" rule here on micechat.

    it's simple and baised on Southern life.

    In the south you can say anything about anyone as long as you end the sentence with the phrase "bless his/her heart" for example:

    That Darleen is one fat hefier, bless her heart


    On micechat the "winking" smiley can do the same thing. Example:

    You are dumber than a bag of hammers
    Your mother should have left the placenta and ate you instead
    Why don't you do all of us a favor and slam both fingers in the car door, thus preventing you from ever using a keyboard again

    See how easy it works? Just thought I'd pass it on.
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    Re: Personally insult anyone and make it look like a compliment!

    I did that once, to the class clown in high school while I was studying. He was making fun of me for studying for this test that we had that day and I turned to him and went, "Sure Jason, why learn when ignorance is instantaneous"

    He never bothered me after that. :yea:

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    • #3
      Re: Personally insult anyone and make it look like a compliment!

      Originally posted by thejoshualee
      On micechat the "winking" smiley can do the same thing. Example:

      You are dumber than a bag of hammers
      Your mother should have left the placenta and ate you instead
      Why don't you do all of us a favor and slam both fingers in the car door, thus preventing you from ever using a keyboard again

      See how easy it works? Just thought I'd pass it on.
      Personally, I just use the standard smiley when insulting people. I find it to be much more effective. See...the wink generally says "Oh, he's just kidding", but the standard smiley makes them think "I know he just said something mean and nasty, but there's that smiley face. I think that was really a COMPLIMENT."

      And by the way.....yo momma.

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      • #4
        Re: Personally insult anyone and make it look like a compliment!

        Hey, if you want to see an entire thread that seemed to be making insults look like compliments, see the "Say Something Nice About Tui" thread.
        -Tim

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        • #5
          Re: Personally insult anyone and make it look like a compliment!

          Originally posted by FrumiousBoojum
          Hey, if you want to see an entire thread that seemed to be making insults look like compliments, see the "Say Something Nice About Tui" thread.
          :lmao:

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          • #6
            Re: Personally insult anyone and make it look like a compliment!

            Of course the response can be formulated with an: "Aren't you sweet" added at the beginning followed by a counter insult:

            Example:
            Well, aren't you sweet you poor pox ridden crack whore.

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            • #7
              Re: Personally insult anyone and make it look like a compliment!

              Originally posted by Dustysage
              Of course the response can be formulated with an: "Aren't you sweet" added at the beginning followed by a counter insult:

              Example:
              Well, aren't you sweet you poor pox ridden crack whore.

              :lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao:

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              • #8
                Re: Personally insult anyone and make it look like a compliment!

                here is a few I have heard before
                I love your hair!! I bet you did it your self didn't you
                or this was said to my friend a few years ago..You are such a wonderful mommy, and your kids are so sweet. do you and your husband plan to stop having them as you sure do have a lot :lol:

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                • #9
                  Re: Personally insult anyone and make it look like a compliment!

                  Great thread, thanks for sharing!
                  "How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?"
                  - Satchel Paige

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                  • #10
                    Re: Personally insult anyone and make it look like a compliment!

                    Originally posted by Dustysage
                    Of course the response can be formulated with an: "Aren't you sweet" added at the beginning followed by a counter insult:

                    Example:
                    Well, aren't you sweet you poor pox ridden crack whore.

                    You know my sister!

                    Keep these lessons coming because I am waaaay too nice and need the education!
                    Sig by Poisonedapples!

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                    • #11
                      Re: Personally insult anyone and make it look like a compliment!

                      Originally posted by thejoshualee
                      In the south you can say anything about anyone as long as you end the sentence with the phrase "bless his/her heart"
                      Shhhh... Ya'll are givin' 'way our secrets.
                      A bit of evil lurks in your heart, but you hide it well.
                      In some ways, you are the most dangerous kind of evil. :evil:

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                      • #12
                        Re: Personally insult anyone and make it look like a compliment!

                        Originally posted by FrumiousBoojum
                        Hey, if you want to see an entire thread that seemed to be making insults look like compliments, see the "Say Something Nice About Tui" thread.
                        If you want to see insults that look like insults you should see all the things that are being said behind FrumiousBoojum's back.
                        What an idiot....

                        Yeah, I do that Twitter thing.

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                        • #13
                          Re: Personally insult anyone and make it look like a compliment!

                          Originally posted by Dustysage
                          Of course the response can be formulated with an: "Aren't you sweet" added at the beginning followed by a counter insult:

                          Example:
                          Well, aren't you sweet you poor pox ridden crack whore.

                          Thats a side of you I never saw before :lmao:!!!

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                          • #14
                            Re: Personally insult anyone and make it look like a compliment!



                            Honey, I love what you're trying to do with your hair.

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                            • #15
                              Re: Personally insult anyone and make it look like a compliment!

                              Ooh, ooh, I've got one that I once RECEIVED (some of you may have heard this from me before.)

                              My coworker, upon seeing a particulalry snappy outfit I was wearing, said to me "You're so stylish for a fat girl!" Thank you, lady, you're so kind for a b___.

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