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First, a little history....
Once upon a time, in the land of MiceChat there lived some people who over the course of time and posting together, became friends. And even though everyone for the most part got along with everyone else, and all hung out together in various parts of MiceChatville, they tended to group themselves into general camps, one the DMCA and one the Random Court among others.
And life, while not always good, was ok. We all continued to post, sometimes together, sometimes in select places, and after a time of being underground for a while, the Random Court once again surfaced and began life anew!
First came the Random Inquisition!!! A certain member of the court had been grossly negligent in appearing before the court, and had been AWOL for so long we all forgot what his name was!
He was found quilty of most of the charges, plea barganed his way to freedom, mostly by accusing the Jester of being a witch, who if she had really been a witch would of turned him into a newt (oh wait... she did!) and was formally sent out to the woods for restitution in his baby blue speedo.
Next came the Random Inssurrection, dedicated by our King of Randomness...
And once again, life, while not always good was at least random again. We cavorted together...we brought in new members... we were borderline naughty. Ok, so frequently we went over that border. But our only mission in life was to have fun and make a whole lot of friends along the way! We loved everyone! We wanted everyone to have fun with us! But there was sinister forces afoot! First Splash was kidnapped and sent to the evil Land of Warner, the Jester was captured and for a time was being held with him, then once their release was attained, one day, it happened!!!
This just in by the RCMC mail service...a written message from the King.
"HELP!!!
My worst feers have taken place. Haters from the Realm of the MC Board have knabbed me and I am being held hostage. Don't have a clue as to where I am as they have me blindfolded. We were travelling in the direction of the sun before it became nightime. We are camped out somewhere, and I was told that we will continue on our journey come early morn.
Fortunately, the random carrier pigeons have writing pins in their pouches, and are trained to home in on me, undetected. Penguin, I know that you are satisfied with being the jester. But in my absence, I need you to become my acting Queen and call the shots. With your expertise, I know that I am in good hands. Please assemble a search party immediately.
AlexLoup, I am going to add an additional title to your repertoir. I hereby dubb thee, Lady Lightspeed, Fairest Knight of the Random RCMC Realm. Pengy and Alex, we need to get Sir Fantastic, Hilsbro, Princess KC, HH, Minimouse, Splash, Duke LDF, Empress Laura, Radio Duke, Candy Girl and anybody else you can think of envolved in my rescue. Please, everyone, remember and honor my request to seek the assistance of the DMCA.
We've had our differences, but "NO KINGDOM IS AN ISLAND". We need alliances in order to become stronger in the face this sinister and dark evil that has decended upon our free, kinky and most wonderful land."
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We have assembled two teams from the Random Court to seek out where the king has been taken to! Bondswoman Alex and Princess KC have been selected to head up the two regiments! But...
We need everyones help!! This mission is too critical and too important to not seek the help of all! It was the Kings greatest desire and wish that all of Micechat... the RCMC, the DMCA and all others work together as one to secure his release from the evil forces that have taken him!! We will unite all the kingdoms of MiceChat under one banner of friendship to crusade forward to our goal!
Join us!! Join us now in friendship and solidarity as we work together to form new alliances to right this injustice to one of our own!
...unless the King just had too much to drink again and is now wandering around without his trousers in some small hamlet in Germany...in which case jello shots for all and lets party!
Once upon a time, in the land of MiceChat there lived some people who over the course of time and posting together, became friends. And even though everyone for the most part got along with everyone else, and all hung out together in various parts of MiceChatville, they tended to group themselves into general camps, one the DMCA and one the Random Court among others.
And life, while not always good, was ok. We all continued to post, sometimes together, sometimes in select places, and after a time of being underground for a while, the Random Court once again surfaced and began life anew!
First came the Random Inquisition!!! A certain member of the court had been grossly negligent in appearing before the court, and had been AWOL for so long we all forgot what his name was!
It has therefore been deemed by the official Random Court of MiceChat, that charges shall be brought forth with must haste (and a little bit of mustard and relish) against one said...whats his name... and we the reining court shall proceed forthwith with this official Inquisition against you. The following summons has been sent to you officially via carrier snail.
Dear Messrs LSD, (Formally known as the Duke of Randomness... we think...)
You have been found guilty by the Random Inquisition of being AWOL for so long, that we have forgotten the acronym that we used for you. You will face punishment in The RCMC Random Inquisition Thread, in the currently ironically named Fun and Games lounge.
Sincerely,
The Random Inquisition
I, the Jester of Randomness, herby turn over this inquisition to the founding and new members of the Random Court!
Let whatever Mouse you believe in... have mercy on your soul!
Dear Messrs LSD, (Formally known as the Duke of Randomness... we think...)
You have been found guilty by the Random Inquisition of being AWOL for so long, that we have forgotten the acronym that we used for you. You will face punishment in The RCMC Random Inquisition Thread, in the currently ironically named Fun and Games lounge.
Sincerely,
The Random Inquisition
I, the Jester of Randomness, herby turn over this inquisition to the founding and new members of the Random Court!
Let whatever Mouse you believe in... have mercy on your soul!
Next came the Random Inssurrection, dedicated by our King of Randomness...
Originally posted by RideWarrior
Originally posted by RideWarrior
This just in by the RCMC mail service...a written message from the King.
"HELP!!!
My worst feers have taken place. Haters from the Realm of the MC Board have knabbed me and I am being held hostage. Don't have a clue as to where I am as they have me blindfolded. We were travelling in the direction of the sun before it became nightime. We are camped out somewhere, and I was told that we will continue on our journey come early morn.
Fortunately, the random carrier pigeons have writing pins in their pouches, and are trained to home in on me, undetected. Penguin, I know that you are satisfied with being the jester. But in my absence, I need you to become my acting Queen and call the shots. With your expertise, I know that I am in good hands. Please assemble a search party immediately.
AlexLoup, I am going to add an additional title to your repertoir. I hereby dubb thee, Lady Lightspeed, Fairest Knight of the Random RCMC Realm. Pengy and Alex, we need to get Sir Fantastic, Hilsbro, Princess KC, HH, Minimouse, Splash, Duke LDF, Empress Laura, Radio Duke, Candy Girl and anybody else you can think of envolved in my rescue. Please, everyone, remember and honor my request to seek the assistance of the DMCA.
We've had our differences, but "NO KINGDOM IS AN ISLAND". We need alliances in order to become stronger in the face this sinister and dark evil that has decended upon our free, kinky and most wonderful land."
Originally posted by penguinsoda
We need everyones help!! This mission is too critical and too important to not seek the help of all! It was the Kings greatest desire and wish that all of Micechat... the RCMC, the DMCA and all others work together as one to secure his release from the evil forces that have taken him!! We will unite all the kingdoms of MiceChat under one banner of friendship to crusade forward to our goal!
Join us!! Join us now in friendship and solidarity as we work together to form new alliances to right this injustice to one of our own!
...unless the King just had too much to drink again and is now wandering around without his trousers in some small hamlet in Germany...in which case jello shots for all and lets party!
Look....Its the truck!!!!
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