I searched and found nothing like this. How about post your favorite Disney jokes that you heard. Please, keep it clean, people and Disney appropriated, about G - Rated!!
I'll go first:
1) Why can't Cinderella play soccer??
2) Why did Snow White stand in front of the Photo Supply Company on Main Street??
3) Why can't planes land where Peter Pan Lives
I'll go first:
1) Why can't Cinderella play soccer??
Spoiler
She's always runs away from the ball!!
2) Why did Snow White stand in front of the Photo Supply Company on Main Street??
Spoiler
Because someday her prints will come!
3) Why can't planes land where Peter Pan Lives
Spoiler
Because it is Never Never Land!!
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