So Why Did The Turkey Cross The Road?

[Barbaraann]

Re: So Why Did The Turkey Cross The Road?

The turkey crossed the road to buy his favorite coffee at Starbucks.

[mousechild]

Re: So Why Did The Turkey Cross The Road?

The turkey crossed the road to get away from DCA.

[Barbaraann]

Re: So Why Did The Turkey Cross The Road?

The Turkey crossed the road to get away from the Soup Kitchen.

[aashee]

Re: So Why Did The Turkey Cross The Road?

He went to the seedier side of the street to get him sum stuffin'.

[Barbaraann]

Re: So Why Did The Turkey Cross The Road?

Perhaps he had a date with a cute HEN.

[samsma]

Re: So Why Did The Turkey Cross The Road?

To get to the Cove bar!

[Bornieo Goes Bananas]

Re: So Why Did The Turkey Cross The Road?

Because Mice Chat was on the other side and he needed a fix.

[Barbaraann]

A new twist on an age old question? I know everyone has their own theory about why the Chicken crossed the road, but do you have a theory about:

Why the turkey crossed the road?

I think he was headed to Disneyland to take a ride on Space Mountain.

What do you think?