Desparate Housewives and their Gardeners

[mamabot]

All Desparate Housewives need a Gardener to lust after from time to time. Gabrielle had John the gardner. Who would you like to have tending your rose bushes? When posting pictures please keep the pictures clean. Our not so Desparate Husbands/Significant Others may be watching.

My heart will always and forever belong to Ewan McGregor:


Being Christian in Moulin Rouge. I know he sings "Your Song" just for me.


That one is for the Disney Geek side of me.

Ahhhhhhhhh..... :love: :swoon: :love: :swoon: :love:

[dsnylndmom]

My number one true love of course


The latest model

[Disguy]

Here is mine:

[Malibu Minion]

I have no idea how to post a picture, I pick Brad Pitt.

[Disguy]

Sorry Disguy, Justin's mine

And since I have no idea how to post a picture, I pick Brad Pitt.

Thats Orlando Bloom in the pic but it does kinda look like Justin (who's also a cutie)

[Malibu Minion]

Oops, My bad. :o

[stinkerbell]

Cassidy is home today with a mysteriously owie knee, and she has chosen Legolas over Aragorn while watching Lord of the Rings. Where did I go wrong?? :confused: Kids. They'll break your heart everytime.



My :love: still belongs to Eric Bana.....Eric and Brad Pitt together in Troy, along with that Orlando Bloom guy=one hot movie.

[Not Afraid]

I wouldn't waste my gardening budget on men who looked like this. House boy, maybe. My gardeners are decidely of one ethnic variety and are not picture worthy.

Now my plumber has a nice crack!

[Gemini Cricket]

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[mamabot]

Gardeners are the new Cabana Boy when it comes to Desparate Housewives. Those of us who are fans of the show wouldn't mind having a hot gardener...or two.

John, the one who started the Gardener Craze

Justin, the Gardener wannabe

[stinkerbell]

Gardeners are the new Cabana Boy when it comes to Desparate Housewives. Those of us who are fans of the show wouldn't mind having a hot gardener...or two.

John, the one who started the Gardener Craze

Justin, the Gardener wannabe

Amen!!! :bow: Give this disparate housewife a hot gardening man any day. And don't forget, Charlotte on Sex & the City also had a little gardening flirtation....that's how she became a McDougall Wife!!!

[Gemini Cricket]

Julianne Moore also had a crush on her gardener in 'Far From Heaven'.
(Good movie, btw.)

[Not Afraid]

See, my lack of TV knowledge does it again. I have my own hot "gardner" - or maybe he's a plumber?

I should just stay away from the desparate housewife threads .

[libraryvixen]

Hey Malibu Minion...

Justin is SOOOOOO my boyband crush. Look, he's dating Cameron Diaz and she's like 32-33 years old. I turn 30 this year. If he goes younger... I would follow him anywere *drool*

thumbs up to both Malibu Minion and Disguy for not making me feel like my Justin crush was something I should hide!! :bow:

[Gemini Cricket]

I have my own hot "gardner" - or maybe he's a plumber?

It would depend on if his butt crack is showing or not...

[Not Afraid]

It would depend on if his butt crack is showing or not...

I prefer it to show as much as possible. It's cute - the whole thing is. :devil:

[Malibu Minion]

Hey Malibu Minion...

Justin is SOOOOOO my boyband crush. Look, he's dating Cameron Diaz and she's like 32-33 years old. I turn 30 this year. If he goes younger... I would follow him anywere *drool*

thumbs up to both Malibu Minion and Disguy for not making me feel like my Justin crush was something I should hide!! :bow:

Remember I know where he lives

[TNTigger]

How about Disguy...

does he know how to pull weeds?

[Disguy]

How about Disguy...

does he know how to pull weeds?

:lol: I'm so not in this league! (I wish!) I think I know how to pull weeds, not much experience since our outside 5X6 patio is all cement

[stinkerbell]

If I was purchasing a hot man at an auction to be my "gardener"....I would buy disguy.

But instead of getting the hot gardener of my dreams, I can somehow picture him yelling at me to get out in the yard and get the work done, so I can go out and get him something to eat while he shops for candleholders on Target.com, sends text messages and pictures, makes fun of my clothes and IMs with dsnylndmom. :devil: :lol: He's just not the "gardening" type....I'm guessing. But he's hot!!! :devil: