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  • That's it.

    I have decided you are all crazy.
    �In a world filled with hate, we must still dare to hope. In a world filled with anger, we must still dare to comfort. In a world filled with despair, we must still dare to dream. And in a world filled with distrust, we must still dare to believe.� -Michael Jackson


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    • Originally posted by Gwyren
      I am trying to decide if I should run away, screaming or fall over laughing. It is very difficult to do both at once.
      Actually that would be three at once. Run, scream, fall...nevermind.
      �In a world filled with hate, we must still dare to hope. In a world filled with anger, we must still dare to comfort. In a world filled with despair, we must still dare to dream. And in a world filled with distrust, we must still dare to believe.� -Michael Jackson


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      • Originally posted by TinkPink
        Actually that would be three at once. Run, scream, fall...nevermind.
        Run Awayyyyyyyyyyyy*see also Monty Python and Quest for the Holy Grail






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        • I'm not a woman! And I'm not old! I'm 37!
          Marge: Barnacle Bill's Home Pregnancy Test? Homer, shouldn't we have gone with a better-known brand?
          Homer: But Marge, this one came with a corn-cob pipe!
          Marge: [reading from the test box] "Ahoy, Maties! If the water turns blue, a baby for you! If purple ye see, no baby thar be!"
          Homer: So, which is it? Blue or purple?
          Marge: Pink.
          Homer: D'oh!
          Marge: "If ye test should fail, to a doctor set sail!"

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          • Originally posted by Cuzco-topia
            I'm not a woman! And I'm not old! I'm 37!
            Well, I didn't know you were called Dennis!!!
            "The old man's gonna knock on the sky. Listen to the sound."

            AP'er since 2004. Yup.....I'm one of THEM.

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            • I'm not dead yet!
              Marge: Barnacle Bill's Home Pregnancy Test? Homer, shouldn't we have gone with a better-known brand?
              Homer: But Marge, this one came with a corn-cob pipe!
              Marge: [reading from the test box] "Ahoy, Maties! If the water turns blue, a baby for you! If purple ye see, no baby thar be!"
              Homer: So, which is it? Blue or purple?
              Marge: Pink.
              Homer: D'oh!
              Marge: "If ye test should fail, to a doctor set sail!"

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              • Look, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a sytem of government!
                "The old man's gonna knock on the sky. Listen to the sound."

                AP'er since 2004. Yup.....I'm one of THEM.

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                • I am SO confused
                  �In a world filled with hate, we must still dare to hope. In a world filled with anger, we must still dare to comfort. In a world filled with despair, we must still dare to dream. And in a world filled with distrust, we must still dare to believe.� -Michael Jackson


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                  • Did you say a shrubbery?
                    Marge: Barnacle Bill's Home Pregnancy Test? Homer, shouldn't we have gone with a better-known brand?
                    Homer: But Marge, this one came with a corn-cob pipe!
                    Marge: [reading from the test box] "Ahoy, Maties! If the water turns blue, a baby for you! If purple ye see, no baby thar be!"
                    Homer: So, which is it? Blue or purple?
                    Marge: Pink.
                    Homer: D'oh!
                    Marge: "If ye test should fail, to a doctor set sail!"

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                    • Originally posted by TinkPink
                      I am SO confused

                      Welcome to my world :botox:


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                      • Originally posted by Malibu Minion
                        Welcome to my world :botox:
                        Nah...they are quoting from "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"...or whatever the proper title of the film is.

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                        • What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

                          (My old English teacher in high school decided that on Fridays, we didn't have to do any work... so we watched Monty Python...)

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                          • Originally posted by Gwyren
                            Nah...they are quoting from "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"...or whatever the proper title of the film is.

                            Thanks , I have never seen it.


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                            • Originally posted by Malibu Minion
                              Thanks , I have never seen it.

                              Oh, well.....it's a-very nice-a!
                              "The old man's gonna knock on the sky. Listen to the sound."

                              AP'er since 2004. Yup.....I'm one of THEM.

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                              • Originally posted by MegarooFifi
                                What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

                                (My old English teacher in high school decided that on Fridays, we didn't have to do any work... so we watched Monty Python...)
                                African or Standard?






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                                • I'm French. Why do think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king.
                                  Marge: Barnacle Bill's Home Pregnancy Test? Homer, shouldn't we have gone with a better-known brand?
                                  Homer: But Marge, this one came with a corn-cob pipe!
                                  Marge: [reading from the test box] "Ahoy, Maties! If the water turns blue, a baby for you! If purple ye see, no baby thar be!"
                                  Homer: So, which is it? Blue or purple?
                                  Marge: Pink.
                                  Homer: D'oh!
                                  Marge: "If ye test should fail, to a doctor set sail!"

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                                  • I have never seen it either. And I love Monty Python.

                                    But thanks for letting me know what as happening cuz I felt like the paint my son is using was killing brain cells WAY too fast.
                                    �In a world filled with hate, we must still dare to hope. In a world filled with anger, we must still dare to comfort. In a world filled with despair, we must still dare to dream. And in a world filled with distrust, we must still dare to believe.� -Michael Jackson


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                                    • Originally posted by ah schucks
                                      African or Standard?
                                      I don't know.... Ahhhhh!!!!

                                      MM - you have to go rent it! I think it should be required watching for everyone!

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                                      • Originally posted by Cuzco-topia
                                        I'm French. Why do think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king.

                                        <--------is losing it right at his desk.

                                        I better start looking busy!
                                        "The old man's gonna knock on the sky. Listen to the sound."

                                        AP'er since 2004. Yup.....I'm one of THEM.

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                                        • Originally posted by Malibu Minion
                                          Thanks , I have never seen it.
                                          You are very welcome.

                                          I think the best Monty Python scene I have seen was during "The Meaning of Life", during sex-education. That poor woman.

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