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    I still have a couple of years until I reach 40 but loved this!

    Why Older Chicks Rule
    by Andy Rooney from CBS "60 Minutes"

    This is for girls 40 years and over.... and for those who are turning 40, and for those who are scared of moving into their 50's...and 60's .... AND for guys who are scared of girls over 40!!!!

    Andy Rooney says:

    As I grow in age, I value women who are over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:

    A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.

    If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it's usually something more interesting.

    A woman over 40 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 40 give a hoot what you might think about her or what she's doing.

    Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. A woman over 40 has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her best friend because she doesn't trust the guy with other women. Women over 40 couldn't care less if you're attracted to her friends because she knows her friends won't betray her.

    Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. They always know.

    Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one! You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.

    Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of 40+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year-old waitress.

    Ladies, I apologize.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free," here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

  • #2
    Re: Older Women...

    I will be 44 in a few weeks. Way to go Andy Rooney!

    I always say I wouldn't give up my 40 year old brain for a 20 year old body.


    • #3
      Re: Older Women...

      I LOVE it!!! :thumbup: :yea: :clap: :clap:

      I agree with you Not Afraid! I certainly would not mind a younger body but NOT giving up my 52 year old mind for it!


      • #4
        Re: Older Women...

        ditto what you guys said!


        • #5
          Re: Older Women...

          Oh God, I don't even want to think about this now!
          Good morning, son
          In twenty years from now
          Maybe we'll both sit down and have a few beers
          And I can tell you 'bout today
          And how I picked you up and everything changed
          It was pain
          Sunny days and rain
          I knew you'd feel the same things...



          • #6
            Re: Older Women...

            Its not by Andy Rooney, but its still funny!!!!

            Originally posted by Senator David Wu (D-OR)
            Don't let faux-klingons send real Americans to war!

            Originally posted by TheHousingBubbleBlog
            Everyone says that the U.S. doesn’t make anything anymore, but that’s not exactly true. We’re the world leader in the manufacturing of bull****.


            • #7
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              Yeah, I would give up my brain for the 20 year old body, heck, I would give up this 47 year old brain to be 12 again!! I may be wiser, and I maybe able to put up with more crap, but I miss the bikini I wore, and the fun I had and the trees I climbed and playing doctor, hummmm I wonder where those boys are today :


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