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  • The Perfect Husband

    I thought this was pretty funny...

    Perfect Husband


    Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk.

    Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

    MAN: "Hello"

    WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

    MAN: "Yes"

    WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat.

    It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

    MAN: "Sure, ..go ahead if you like it that much."

    WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2005 models. I saw one I really liked"

    MAN: "How much?"

    WOMAN: "$90,000"

    MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

    WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing ... The house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000"

    MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will probably take it. If not,

    we can go the extra 50 thousand. If it's really a pretty good price."

    WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"

    MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."

    The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.....

    He smiles and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?...."
    Mellymouse




    (do you think the Finding Nemo Subs line will be under 3 hours by then?)






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    my sister in law had sent this to me, i thought it was soooooo soo funny..

    sooooo sooo funny

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    • #3
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      HaHa HA
      :crazylegs

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      • #4
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        :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: just can't stop laughing at this!

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          • #6
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            Very Funny!!

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            • #7
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              ) That is funny!

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