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My mom sent me this today. I don't know where she found it , but I love it!
Here it is:
The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands. This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband , boyfriend, or significant other.
Dangerous : What's for dinner?
Safer : Can I help you with dinner?
Safest : Where would you like to go for dinner?
Ultra safe : Here, have some chocolate.
Dangerous : Are you wearing that?
Safer : Wow you look good in brown!
Safest : Wow look at you!
Ultra Safe : Here, have some chocolate.
Dangerous : What are you so upset about?
Safer : Could we be overreacting?
Safest : Here's my paycheck.
Ultra safe : Here, have some chocolate.
Dangerous : Should you be eating that?
Safer : You know there are a lot of apples left.
Safest : Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
Ultra safe : Here, have some chocolate.
Dangerous : What did you DO all day?
Safer : I hope you didn't overdo it today.
Safest : I've always loved you in that robe.
Ultra Safe : Here, have some more chocolate.
Things PMS stands for:
pass my shotgun
psychotic mood shift
perpetual munching spree
puffy mid section
people make me sick
provide me with sweets
pardon my sobbing
pass my sweatpants
plainly men suck
pack my stuff
and
potential murder suspect
Here it is:
The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands. This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband , boyfriend, or significant other.
Dangerous : What's for dinner?
Safer : Can I help you with dinner?
Safest : Where would you like to go for dinner?
Ultra safe : Here, have some chocolate.
Dangerous : Are you wearing that?
Safer : Wow you look good in brown!
Safest : Wow look at you!
Ultra Safe : Here, have some chocolate.
Dangerous : What are you so upset about?
Safer : Could we be overreacting?
Safest : Here's my paycheck.
Ultra safe : Here, have some chocolate.
Dangerous : Should you be eating that?
Safer : You know there are a lot of apples left.
Safest : Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
Ultra safe : Here, have some chocolate.
Dangerous : What did you DO all day?
Safer : I hope you didn't overdo it today.
Safest : I've always loved you in that robe.
Ultra Safe : Here, have some more chocolate.
Things PMS stands for:
pass my shotgun
psychotic mood shift
perpetual munching spree
puffy mid section
people make me sick
provide me with sweets
pardon my sobbing
pass my sweatpants
plainly men suck
pack my stuff
and
potential murder suspect
) :lol: :lmao:
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