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  • Santa Cruz Barbie, Scotts Valley Barbie and so on......

    I got this idea for a thread this morning when I heard a funny show on the radio station. People were calling in to describe what a Barbie Doll representing their town would be like.


    Here's my description of Santa Cruz Barbie.........Has blonde dread locks and is wearing a bikini top , board shorts and flip flops, has a surf board in one hand and a picketing sign in the other.



    And here's my description of Scotts Valley Barbie......Has her hair in a pony tail and is wearing a t=shirt and jeans. Drives a mini van full of kids who aren't all necessarily hers. Carries cookies for the bake sale in one hand and permissionn slip forms for school field trips in the other.



    Your turn!!!

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    Re: Santa Cruz Barbie, Scotts Valley Barbie and so on......

    1) Seattle Barbie would be wearing Birkenstocks, eating granola, saving a tree and also picketing something! ha!

    2) Seattle Barbie would be going to work, in cut offs and a t-shirt, at Microsoft and making an obscene amount of money. She'd leave her kids with a nanny while she works and she'd retire at 40 a very, very wealthy woman!!!

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      Re: Santa Cruz Barbie, Scotts Valley Barbie and so on......

      I'm going to do Utah Barbie (since that's where I grew up). She will be pregnant and driving a mini-van. She will have at least 4 kids in the mini-van with her. Of course, they'll be on their way to church

      Her hair will have really high poofy bangs (because Utah is still stuck in the 80's). And bleach blonde of course. And all she'll wear is the Gap or American Eagle.
      sigpic
      Will trade husband for Disneyland and DCA Pins!

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        Re: Santa Cruz Barbie, Scotts Valley Barbie and so on......

        Simi Valley Barbie- Shed be wearing jeans and some tight fitting top, and would be hopping into her lifted toyota tacoma with volcom stickers on the back. (Hype might disagree but this is the stereotype I hear from a lot of people)
        "I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it. "Groucho Marx

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        • #5
          Re: Santa Cruz Barbie, Scotts Valley Barbie and so on......

          Brooklyn/Bronx Barbie

          She would be wearing low rider tight jeans with brown knee high boots, a blouse to match with the baby phat logo, her hair in braids and diamond
          studed earrings

          Manhattan Barbie

          She would be wearing a thin pinstripe suit with heals wearing a trench coat and carrying a brief case. Hair back in frech twist
          Originally posted by aashee (Farter Extraordinair)
          Wow. If regular MiceChatters saw this thread they might think we are normal. Thanks Dan & Gina!

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            Re: Santa Cruz Barbie, Scotts Valley Barbie and so on......

            North Jersey Barbie would be dropping her kids off at school in their SUV (equipped with speaker phone cell phone) and then be heading to the nearest shopping mall or Panera Bread to meet up with her other stay at home moms. Her hair is shoulder length layered in long layers and highlighted. She'll be wearing solid black boot leg pants with a solid color blouse dressed up with some costume jewelry. Black leather low cut boots and a black 3/4 length belted jacket.

            South Jersey Barbie comes with a minivan instead of the SUV and will be wearing jeans, a t-shirt, sneakers and have her hair in a pony tail. After dropping off the kids she will meet up at the PTA moms home to discuss what treats will be served at the next school function.



            *editted to add*

            All NJ Barbies come with a bumper sticker with the # of their exit off the NJ Turnpike and the Garden State Parkway
            Last edited by DMof2; 10-24-2006, 01:43 PM.
            ~~~:ap:~~~

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              Re: Santa Cruz Barbie, Scotts Valley Barbie and so on......

              LuvsLilo, do a redlands one for me
              *cough cough* too sick to think.

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              • #8
                Re: Santa Cruz Barbie, Scotts Valley Barbie and so on......

                Ok so I'm gonna do San Jose Barbie,

                She wears some sort of comfortable Jeans with a Sharks T-shirt. An I pod in one pocket and a top of the line cell in the other. She would drive off in her Hybrid Toyota Prius, headed of to her techie job, but not before she stoped off at Starbucks.


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                • #9
                  Re: Santa Cruz Barbie, Scotts Valley Barbie and so on......

                  Torrance Barbie would be wearing a dress with pants under them. For shoes? Crocs!
                  -Jack :geek:
                  Doc Brown had 2 Deloreans!

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                    Re: Santa Cruz Barbie, Scotts Valley Barbie and so on......

                    Originally posted by Princess Buttercup View Post
                    I got this idea for a thread this morning when I heard a funny show on the radio station. People were calling in to describe what a Barbie Doll representing their town would be like.

                    Here's my description of Santa Cruz Barbie.........Has blonde dread locks and is wearing a bikini top , board shorts and flip flops, has a surf board in one hand and a picketing sign in the other.



                    And here's my description of Scotts Valley Barbie......Has her hair in a pony tail and is wearing a t=shirt and jeans. Drives a mini van full of kids who aren't all necessarily hers. Carries cookies for the bake sale in one hand and permissionn slip forms for school field trips in the other.



                    Your turn!!!

                    Heee, heee....

                    Today while I was wearing my tee shirt and jeans I asked the girls that I was driving around in my minivan (only one of the girls was mine) what a Scotts Valley Barbie would look like...from an eleven y/o perspective.

                    They agreed with PB ~ We would add: The jeans would be designer, the tee shirt would be trendy, the vehicle would be an SUV, her hair would be a stylized pony tail and she would have her always-present cell phone and Starbucks in hand, after she dropped off the cookies and permission slip.

                    Can we say SV barbies Rock!!!

                    Here is a true story: One of my friends mentioned that when they first bought their house here she was amazed at all the blonde, SUV driving, coffee drinking, cell phone carrying, PTA moms she saw. She never figured she would be one of them. I started laughing along with her as we walked to her SUV after we had a PTA meeting at Starbucks, her cell phone rang and the sun was dancing off her blonde highlights...She became one of them!!!

                    Fun thread PB!
                    Boo!

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                    • #11
                      Re: Santa Cruz Barbie, Scotts Valley Barbie and so on......

                      Someone sent this to me a while ago....

                      NEW BARBIE DOLLS

                      Mattel recently announced the release of Limited-Edition O.C. dolls for the Southern California market:

                      Irvine Barbie
                      This princess Barbie is only sold at The Irvine Spectrum. She comes with an assortment of Louis Vuitton handbags, a Lexus SUV, a toy dog named Honey, and a cookie-cutter house. Available with or without tummy tuck and face lift. Workaholic Ken sold only in conjunction with "augmented" version.

                      Orange Barbie
                      This modern-day homemaker Barbie is available with Ford Windstar minivan and white silhouette stickers of family members on the rear window. Known as a "soccer mom" she gets lost easily and has no full time occupation or secondary education. Has PTA membership and comes with Tupperware accessories. Cell phone sold separately.

                      Garden Grove Barbie
                      In addition to perfect English, this Barbie also speaks fluent Japanese, Chinese, Mandarin and Tagalog. Comes with her own street-racing import car, complete with Japanese animation decals. Large collection of video games sold separately. Careers or homes for this Barbie are not available, because she will stay with her parents until they die. If you purchase a Ken doll, he must move into her family's home and wait for their inheritance.

                      Buena Park Barbie
                      This recently paroled former "Porn Actress" Barbie comes with a 9mm handgun, a Ray Lewis knife, a Chevy with dark tinted windows, and a meth lab kit. This model is only available after dark and can only be paid for in cash.

                      Tustin Ranch Barbie
                      This yuppie Blond Barbie comes with your choice of a convertible Mercedes AMG55 or a Cadillac Escalade. Included are her own Starbucks cup, credit card, and Curves membership. Comes also with Giorgio Armani fragrance, Gucci bag and Kate Spade sunglasses. Additional options for this set are Shallow Ken and Private School Skipper. (You won't be able to afford any of them).

                      Yorba Linda Barbie
                      This brunette Barbie is the sister to Tustin Ranch Barbie and comes with or without highlights. She comes with a BMW convertible or Hummer H2, Kenneth Cole Sunglasses, a Country Club Membership, and a Pier 1 credit line. Options for Yorba Linda Barbie are the Shiseido makeup kit; the Bulgari jewelry set, or the Prada shoe collection. Yorba Linda Barbie has optional yuppie Ken doll complete with Corvette, hair gel and Rolex watch.

                      Newport Beach Barbie
                      This collagen injected, rhinoplastic Barbie wears a Yves Saint Laurent leopard print bikini outfit and drinks cosmopolitans while entertaining friends at the beach house. Percocet prescription and monthly alimony checks are included. This Barbie is only sold in Fashion Island .

                      Laguna Beach Barbie
                      This doll comes complete with craft set. She has long straight brown hair, archless feet, no makeup, and Birkenstocks with white socks. She prefers that you call her " Willow."She does not want or need a Ken doll, but if you purchase two Laguna Beach Barbie's, you get a rainbow flag sticker free.

                      Long Beach Barbie
                      This Barbie now comes with a stroller and infant doll. Optional accessories include a GED and a bus pass. Gangsta Ken and his '79 Caddy were available, but are now very difficult to find since the addition of an infant.

                      Huntington Beach Barbie
                      This very tan Barbie comes with string bikini, wet suit, 3 friendship bracelets and surfboard. An MP3 player, Blockbuster video membership, pair of Vans and a beach cruiser are also included. Optional is her Lifeguard Yellow Ford Ranger with board rack (free KROQ sticker included!) Spicolli Ken can be purchased separately and comes with Hawaiian shirt and board shorts.

                      Rancho Santa Margarita Barbie
                      She 's perfect in every way. Her home is perfect. Her family is perfect. Comes with a part time job to earn her own spending money and a bible for church on Sundays. Also has a pre-assigned carpool day. We don't know who Ken is because he's always away hunting or biking or something...

                      Santa Ana Barbie
                      This Spanish-speaking-only Barbie comes with a 1984 Toyota with expired temporary plates and three baby Barbies in the back seat, but no car seats. The optional Ken doll comes with a meat-packer's uniform and is missing three fingers on his left hand. Green cards are not available for Santa Ana Barbie or Ken.

                      OUT OF TOWN BARBIES:
                      Fontana Barbie
                      This pale model comes dressed in low rise Levi's, a NASCAR shirt, and a Tweety Bird tattoo on her shoulder. She has a six-pack of Coors Light and a Hank Williams, Jr. CD set. She can spit over 5 feet and kick mullet-haired Ken's *** when she is drunk. A mobile home is also available.

                      Norco Barbie
                      This tobacco chewing, brassy-haired Barbie comes with her own horse and dog! Her ensemble includes pair of Wrangler jeans (2 sizes too small), straw hat, fake rhinestone belt and belt buckle bought from the local pawn shop. Purchase her pick-up truck separately and get a confederate flag bumper sticker absolutely free!

                      Hemet Barbie
                      This aging Barbie is best kept indoors. She comes complete with wire grocery stroller, Omni Trans bus pass, food stamps, coupon book and sewing machine. Optional mobile home comes with choice of colored rock and various cactus varieties.

                      West Hollywood Barbie/Ken
                      This versatile doll can be easily converted from Barbie to Ken by simply adding or subtracting the multiple "snap-on" parts

                      My best score ever!

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                      • #12
                        Re: Santa Cruz Barbie, Scotts Valley Barbie and so on......

                        Originally posted by hollywood1939 View Post
                        Torrance Barbie would be wearing a dress with pants under them. For shoes? Crocs!
                        My wife was raised in Torrance and just had a seisure at reading this.
                        -AmandasDad

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                        • #13
                          Re: Santa Cruz Barbie, Scotts Valley Barbie and so on......

                          North Carolina Barbie would be wearing a cowgirl hat in a Mater-type pick up truck with about 10 teeth missing and when you squeeze her she said "Howdy Y'all" and she'd wear a t-shirt that says "G.R.I.T.S. (Girl Raised In The South)"
                          Katie :yea:
                          Founding member of the BA I LOVE us!!!
                          :sc: FIGHT ON!!!!!!








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                          • #14
                            Re: Santa Cruz Barbie, Scotts Valley Barbie and so on......

                            Originally posted by duckiedianne View Post
                            Someone sent this to me a while ago....
                            Tustin Ranch Barbie
                            This yuppie Blond Barbie comes with your choice of a convertible Mercedes AMG55 or a Cadillac Escalade. Included are her own Starbucks cup, credit card, and Curves membership. Comes also with Giorgio Armani fragrance, Gucci bag and Kate Spade sunglasses. Additional options for this set are Shallow Ken and Private School Skipper. (You won't be able to afford any of them).
                            OMG These are all great!!!!!!

                            Tustin Ranch Barbie sounds just like Palos Verdes Barbie except that PV Barbie comes with a Lexus SUV, a real estate license, and the Gucci bag is a knockoff.
                            -AmandasDad

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                            • #15
                              Re: Santa Cruz Barbie, Scotts Valley Barbie and so on......

                              Originally posted by Disneykat View Post
                              North Carolina Barbie would be wearing a cowgirl hat in a Mater-type pick up truck with about 10 teeth missing and when you squeeze her she said "Howdy Y'all" and she'd wear a t-shirt that says "G.R.I.T.S. (Girl Raised In The South)"

                              Hey D'Kat, how can you tell the toothbrush was invented in South Carolina?



                              'Cause if they invented it anywhere else they'd have called it a TEETHbrush! )
                              -AmandasDad

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