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  • 'Twas the Night Before Christmas for Moms

    Twas the night before Christmas, when all thru the abode
    Only one creature was stirring & she was cleaning the commode.

    The children were finally sleeping, all snug in their beds,
    while visions of Nintendo Wii & Barbie, flipped through their heads.

    The dad was snoring in front of the TV,
    with a half-constructed bicycle propped on his knee.

    So only the mom heard the reindeer hooves clatter,
    which made her sigh, "Now what is the matter?"

    With toilet bowl brush still clutched in her hand,
    She descended the stairs, & saw the old man.

    He was covered with ashes & soot, which fell with a shrug,"Oh great,"
    muttered the mom, "Now I have to clean the rug."

    "Ho Ho Ho!" cried Santa, "I'm glad you're awake."
    "your gift was especially difficult to make."

    "Thanks, Santa, but all I want is time alone."
    "Exactly! " he chuckled, "So, I've made you a clone."

    "A clone?" she muttered, "What good is that?"
    "Run along, Santa, I've no time for chit chat."

    Then out walked the clone - The mother's twin,
    Same hair, same eyes, same double chin.

    "She'll cook, she'll dust, she'll mop every mess.
    You'll relax, take it easy, watch The Young & The Restless."

    "Fantastic!" the mom cheered. "My dream has come true!"
    "I'll shop, I'll read, I'll sleep a night through!"

    From the room above, the youngest did fret.
    "Mommy? ! Come quickly, I'm scared & I'm wet."

    The clone replied, "I'm coming, sweetheart."
    "Hey," the mom smiled, "She sure knows her part."

    The clone changed the small one & hummed her tune,
    as she bundled the child in a blanket cocoon.

    "You're the best mommy ever. I really love you."
    The clone smiled & sighed, "And I love you, too."

    The mom frowned & said, "Sorry, Santa, no deal."
    That's my child's LOVE she is trying to steal."

    Smiling wisely Santa said, "To me it is clear,
    Only one loving mother is needed here."

    The mom kissed her child & tucked her in bed.
    "Thank You, Santa, for clearing my head.

    I sometimes forget, it won't be very long,
    when they'll be too old for my cradle & song."

    The clock on the mantle began to chime.
    Santa whispered to the clone, "It works every time."

    With the clone by his side Santa said "Goodnight.
    Merry Christmas, dear Mom, You will be all right."

  • #2
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    That was great Becka. Made me cry. I'm such a sap!

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    • #3
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      I love that. Thanks

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      • #4
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        Awwwww...how sweet!!!! Thanks for posting it, Becka!!
        Press today is so concerned with cool vs. not cool that they're starting to forget good vs. bad. I'm not sure I'll ever be "cool", but I will always tirelessly strive to be "great". - Josh Groban

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        • #5
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          That was lovely
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          • #6
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            Dang it! Now I have to take it back to Wal Mart!!!!








            Now where's my receipt?!

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            • #7
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              Originally posted by silverphoenix View Post
              Dang it! Now I have to take it back to Wal Mart!!!!








              Now where's my receipt?!

              Hailey ate it to teach you for trying to clone me for you personal gain.

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              • #8
                Re: 'Twas the Night Before Christmas for Moms

                That was cute, and although I'm not a mom myself, it reminded me how much I love my mom

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