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Share Your Chinese Proverbs With Us!

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  • Share Your Chinese Proverbs With Us!

    ORDDU: Yoo-hoo! Ducklings and goslings!! No doubt some of you are excited about the up-coming opening of Hong Kong Disneyland--which is just around the corner.

    ORWEN: Or you may, at least, be interested enough to help us out, here.

    ORGOCH: Yeah. We got's inspired ta come up with some ol' Chink Proverbs--

    ORDDU: (Ahem!) You mean Chinese proverbs, dear. Here's one I'd like to share: Wife who put man in dog house soon find him in cat house.

    ORWEN: I've got one, too! Man who run behind car soon get exhausted.

    ORGOCH: Well, Heck! What 'bout this: Man who walk side-ways through turnstyle goin' ta Bankok!

    ORDDU: Surely the rest of you have some old Chinese proverbs you'd like to share with the rest of us?

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    How about : Man who go to bed with sexual problems on mind wake up with solution on hand.
    Looking for the truth about giraffes? http://www.menacinggiraffes.blogspot.com/

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    • #3
      ORGOCH: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!

      ORDDU: Thank you for sharing, dear. Very good!

      ORWEN: Any more?

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      • #4
        Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.
        Marge: Barnacle Bill's Home Pregnancy Test? Homer, shouldn't we have gone with a better-known brand?
        Homer: But Marge, this one came with a corn-cob pipe!
        Marge: [reading from the test box] "Ahoy, Maties! If the water turns blue, a baby for you! If purple ye see, no baby thar be!"
        Homer: So, which is it? Blue or purple?
        Marge: Pink.
        Homer: D'oh!
        Marge: "If ye test should fail, to a doctor set sail!"

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        • #5
          OK, this one's not funny but I love its message nonetheless:

          It is later than you think.
          Looking for the truth about giraffes? http://www.menacinggiraffes.blogspot.com/

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          • #6
            Man who goes to bed with itchy butt, wakes up with smelly fingers.
            ...it's been a long time.

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            • #7
              Man who fall asleep in front of moving motorcycle most certainly two tired.

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              • #8
                He who makes Nuke Missle and run over own people with tank, wakes up with stinky finger.
                "As usual he's taken over the coolest spot in the house"- Father re: Orville 1963

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                • #9
                  "A bird does not sing because it has an answer. It sings because it has a song."

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                  • #10
                    "Be careful what you wish for. You may receive it."
                    Ooo, heaven is a place on earth.

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                    • #11
                      Virginity Like Bubble, One *****, All Gone!

                      Man With Hand In Pocket Feel Cocky All Day

                      Baseball Is Wrong: Man With 4 Balls Can Not Walk
                      Originally posted by drunkmom
                      this is my first buzzed post in the DMCA -- I'm really in this club because I'm a bitch more than anything. I've only had to hit the backspace 4 (oops, make that 5) times in (now 7) in this (now 9) (now 15) in this post! Damn, now I'm up to 18! Our neighbors were (19) (20) making tequilla sunrises. I thought I couldn't do tequilla (22) anymore but (24) this stuff (26) was good! It started (27) with an s


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                      • #12
                        Do unto others, then split!

                        ha hahaha thats so funny
                        What an idiot....

                        Yeah, I do that Twitter thing.

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