My UTD is on the fritz

[pratt55]

Ladies, HELP. You know how everyone in your family always says "where is my sock, game, pants, etc?" Well usually when it happens in my house I will turn on my UTD (Uterine Tracking Device) and find whatever is missing.

But lately it seems that I am the one misplacing things and then cannot find them. Right now I am searching for a key to my son's closet that I know I had last night in my hand. I was the only one home so I cannot blame it being lost on anyone else. Now I cannot find the charger for an old digital camera we were going to sell in a yard sale this weekend and I 'know' I had it in my office.

Help, I need to reset my UTD but I am not sure how.

[PrincessY]

Re: My UTD is on the fritz

It is a well know fact the UTD's are directly affected by stress and hormones. Are you, um, perhaps, um, later in life?

[SusieP.]

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Better your UTD than your IUD, that's what I always say!

[NeverNeverland]

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I don't think I understand this thread....

[aimster]

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Better your UTD than your IUD, that's what I always say!

Better than a UTI even.

[Ginarella]

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I'm not sure if I understand this thread either. Are you looking for the charger for the camera or the Uterine tracking device?

I'm sure all of this is a hormonal fritz either way.

[Hippie]

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what's a uterine tracking device? Is your uterus removable and you lost it in the house somewhere? I am so confused
edit: okay, I reread this thing and apparently you can use your uterus to find lost keys in the house. hmm, that's talent? I am still confused!

[SusieP.]

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I believe it's a special mom talent, a super hero power almost, that allows the user to locate small and specific random items that nobody in the house can manage to find on their own. It's triggered by the phrase "Moooo-oooom, where is my _______?" (insert left sock, bicycle lock, Lego piece, earphones, keys, balls of any sort, homework, a rock or a stick picked up on the way home from school, a piece of string...)

[pratt55]

Re: My UTD is on the fritz

I believe it's a special mom talent, a super hero power almost, that allows the user to locate small and specific random items that nobody in the house can manage to find on their own. It's triggered by the phrase "Moooo-oooom, where is my _______?" (insert left sock, bicycle lock, Lego piece, earphones, keys, balls of any sort, homework, a rock or a stick picked up on the way home from school, a piece of string...)

Exactly, this is the best definition ever!!!

[Ginarella]

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Oh I get it now. Oy Ve!

[Opus1guy]

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what's a uterine tracking device?

I think it's like a GPS. You know? Gynecological Positioning Device.

[NeverNeverland]

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Aww, now I feel sad 'cuz I don't have one!

[PrincessY]

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I believe it's a special mom talent,

It isn't just a mom thing - it's a woman thing.

[SusieP.]

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It isn't just a mom thing - it's a woman thing.

That's true. But I think maybe it becomes heightened by pregnancy hormones, because the amount of stuff in your house has increased exponentially by bringing another person into your home. I'm sure there is a mathematical equation for it, but I'm a reading teacher.