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15 Things You Don't Know About Women

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  • 15 Things You Don't Know About Women

    from the August ESQUIRE by Mary-Lynn Rajskub (Chloe on 24)

    Enjoy!

    1. We travel in packs and howl at the moon

    2. One third of us are mermaids

    3. A little-known fact: Mermaids can talk to whales and dolphins

    4. We have the ability to become invisible. At night, we look through the homes of strangers.

    5. When we call you Daddy, we really mean it.

    6. We keep unicorns in our pockets and fairies behind our ears.

    7.Sometimes we go number two.

    8. Occasionally, we feel sympathy for a pile of leaves.

    9. It's a mistake to assume that we all like shopping and rich men. Infact, we would prefer a law that declared every other day "Parachute pants with a cut-up Sweatshirt Day" and made all rich men give their money to those who really need it, like starving artists, underpaid teachers, and gamblers.

    10. We think shoes that turn into roller skates are really cool.

    11. We are not afraid of bugs, men who are mommies, or men who want to dress like girls.

    12. Wait - isn't your job to keep a list of things you don't know about us? Don't be surprised when you end up with more than ten.

    13. We invented the windsheild wiper but not the ding-ding sound the car door makes when you open it.

    14. We're not microwavable or bulletproof

    15. When you are showing off, bragging, or telling us some dumb story, we see a little baby crying for help. Weirdly, that's attractive to us.
    "If you don't know how to draw, you don't belong in this building" - John Lasseter 2006

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    Re: 15 Things You Don't Know About Women

    #2- oooh me me me!!


    *sigh*

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    • #3
      Re: 15 Things You Don't Know About Women

      Oh those are awesome. Especially #15.
      Looking for the truth about giraffes? http://www.menacinggiraffes.blogspot.com/

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      • #4
        Re: 15 Things You Don't Know About Women

        Again I am taking notes on women.....I'll figure them out some day.
        "It all started with a mouse" :ap:

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        • #5
          Re: 15 Things You Don't Know About Women

          It might take more than a day!!! Good Luck!
          "If you don't know how to draw, you don't belong in this building" - John Lasseter 2006

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          • #6
            Re: 15 Things You Don't Know About Women

            Originally posted by ALIASd
            It might take more than a day!!! Good Luck!
            I have till the day I die so I'll keep workin on it.

            Life is a strange thing. Just when you thing you've learned how to use it it's gone.
            "It all started with a mouse" :ap:

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            • #7
              Re: 15 Things You Don't Know About Women

              7,8,9,10 and 15

              Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe...


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              • #8
                Re: 15 Things You Don't Know About Women

                Hee. #8 is so true, too. Are we just softies or what?
                Looking for the truth about giraffes? http://www.menacinggiraffes.blogspot.com/

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                • #9
                  Re: 15 Things You Don't Know About Women

                  Women are strange.
                  "It all started with a mouse" :ap:

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                  • #10
                    Re: 15 Things You Don't Know About Women

                    Originally posted by Jonny626
                    Women are strange.
                    Yeah, we don't think right.
                    Looking for the truth about giraffes? http://www.menacinggiraffes.blogspot.com/

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                    • #11
                      Re: 15 Things You Don't Know About Women

                      Originally posted by sunnygirl
                      Yeah, we don't think right.
                      Us men are so much easier to understand. Beer, $ex, food and toys and we're happy.
                      "It all started with a mouse" :ap:

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                      • #12
                        Re: 15 Things You Don't Know About Women

                        Originally posted by Jonny626
                        Us men are so much easier to understand. Beer, $ex, food and toys and we're happy.
                        Chicks are not as hard to figure out as you think they are... unless you are only meeting the bad kind of women that like to play mind games and spend money and nothing else.

                        Jeans, sneakers, computers, video games, techy toys, and baseball are somethings that make me happy.

                        Oh goodness...I think I might be a guy trapped in a girls body!!! :lmao:
                        April
                        Someday my prince will come
                        Someday Ill find my love
                        And how thrilling that moment will be
                        When the prince of my dreams comes to be
                        Hell whisper I Love You and steal a kiss or two

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Jonny626
                          Us men are so much easier to understand. Beer, $ex, food and toys and we're happy.
                          :lmao: :roll: :lol: Yeah, good try with that one!

                          Originally posted by Stitch
                          Jeans, sneakers, computers, video games, techy toys, and baseball are somethings that make me happy.

                          Oh goodness...I think I might be a guy trapped in a girls body!!! :lmao:
                          Wow.. that sounds like me! I've always said I'm half of a tom boy and half girly.. so wherever that lands me. I'm totally a jeans and sneakers girl who loves her computer and Game Cube. Baseball = my Twinkies/aka Twins. And I also love cartoons.

                          My bud Jennie is TOTALLY a mermaid. :roll:

                          Anyway.. for me, 11 , 14, and 15 mainly.

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                          • #14
                            Re: 15 Things You Don't Know About Women

                            Originally posted by Jonny626
                            Us men are so much easier to understand. Beer, $ex, food and toys and we're happy.
                            Um.. not all of us... (those who have been single for all 18/19 years stil not like thatl..)

                            Though I usually wear jeans to school... (except now.. jean shorts work..)

                            i own 2 paris os sneakers.. when my mowing lawn pair wears out i turn my walking ones into that and but new shoes.. lol

                            I enjoy football barely.. I hate baseball.. I enjoy hockey a little.. I am not really that into sports.. unless there is a band playing.. LOL

                            I think those 15 things about girls might be correct though...

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                            • #15
                              Re: 15 Things You Don't Know About Women

                              The one thing I've learned about women is those 15 things could change at any moment and YOU WON'T TELL US!

                              :lmao:
                              Tim
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