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  • How not to steal a cell phone

    http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/09...le_extraction/


    Just what is it about Romanian women and mobes mobile phones? Back in April, we reported on the sticky case of 34-year-old Ruxandra Gardian who attempted to make good her escape with a phone concealed in her vagina.

    Unfortunately for her, quick-thinking cops simply rang the thing and the game was up. We suggested at the time that perhaps turning it off was a good plan, but as several readers pointed out, that would have then required the PIN to reactivate the phone.

    Fair enough, put it on vibrate then. Forget it, suggested several female readers, for obvious reasons.

    So, what's the solution? We honestly don't know, but we do know that sticking a (k)nicked mobile where the sun really doesn't shine is not it. And here's why:

    Petronela Brandus, 24, has become the latest "body cavity phone blagger" to have her collar felt after police stopped the suspected thief as she got off a bus in Iasi. Passengers had apparently seen the 24-year-old lift the device, but cops could find no trace of it.

    In the time-honoured fashion, they then rang the number and heard the tell-tale sound of internal phone action. In this case, however, Brandus had not gone for the relatively-simple vaginal option, but rather the less convenient back passage route.

    It did her no good. Back at the station, a strip search quickly retrieved the offending item. Officer Madalin Taranu told local daily 7 Plus: "We've had people hiding things in their bras and knickers before, but this was a new one."

    One question remains: what then happened to the phone? In contrast to the case of Ruxandra Gardian - and indeed that of the Jamaican fellow mobile-tamponer who started this intimate criminal trend - its owner subsequently accepted it back.

    Officer Taranu explained: "The station doctor extracted the phone and we sprayed it with disinfectant." We should hope so too.
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  • #2
    Re: How not to steal a cell phone

    :blink: :blink: :blink: :blink: :blink: oye!!!
    please keep the phone!!

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    • #3
      Re: How not to steal a cell phone

      where do people dream up these things. I mean if your willing to put things in your privates, you could probably find more lucrative things to smuggle!

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      • #4
        Re: How not to steal a cell phone

        OH My GOODNESS! :lmao: He actually took the phone back! :lmao: :lmao:
        Originally posted by drunkmom
        this is my first buzzed post in the DMCA -- I'm really in this club because I'm a bitch more than anything. I've only had to hit the backspace 4 (oops, make that 5) times in (now 7) in this (now 9) (now 15) in this post! Damn, now I'm up to 18! Our neighbors were (19) (20) making tequilla sunrises. I thought I couldn't do tequilla (22) anymore but (24) this stuff (26) was good! It started (27) with an s


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        • #5
          Re: How not to steal a cell phone

          Just nasty!

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          • #6
            Re: How not to steal a cell phone

            :blink: I think the smilie says it all.















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            • #7
              Re: How not to steal a cell phone

              WTF?????

              That's just nasty.
              can you imagine being the person next to her and hearing her a$$ ringing?
              procrastibating

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              • #8
                Re: How not to steal a cell phone

                This gives an all-new meaning to private calls...

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                • #9
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                  :lol:
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                  • #10
                    Re: How not to steal a cell phone

                    Originally posted by Tinkerbelle
                    WTF?????

                    That's just nasty.
                    can you imagine being the person next to her and hearing her a$$ ringing?
                    ok, I just choked on my licorice!!! that was to funny,and yes can you imagine looking for the ringing phone? ha ha ha ha hah ahah ah:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

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                    • #11
                      Re: How not to steal a cell phone

                      Originally posted by Bellhop Micah
                      This gives an all-new meaning to private calls...
                      ha ha ha ha ha ha ha your to much girl:lmao: :lmao: :lol: :lol:

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                      • #12
                        Re: How not to steal a cell phone

                        Originally posted by Bellhop Micah
                        This gives an all-new meaning to private calls...
                        Hell, ten bucks says this phone makes it to Ebay.... :lmao:
                        sigpic

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                        • #13
                          Re: How not to steal a cell phone

                          Ok ... why wouldn't you TURN THE FREAKING PHONE OFF before sticking it where the sun don't shine? Sheesh! :blink:
                          Originally posted by drunkmom
                          this is my first buzzed post in the DMCA -- I'm really in this club because I'm a bitch more than anything. I've only had to hit the backspace 4 (oops, make that 5) times in (now 7) in this (now 9) (now 15) in this post! Damn, now I'm up to 18! Our neighbors were (19) (20) making tequilla sunrises. I thought I couldn't do tequilla (22) anymore but (24) this stuff (26) was good! It started (27) with an s


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                          • #14
                            She is one of the many reasons why I :love: humanity.

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                            • #15
                              Re: How not to steal a cell phone

                              Originally posted by Tinkerbelle
                              WTF?????


                              can you imagine being the person next to her and hearing her a$$ ringing?

                              Ok, THAT's a visual I didn't need! :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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                              Originally posted by migo
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                              Best Quote...EVER!!!


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