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  • Buy a house, get a wife at no extra cost....

    http://www.local6.com/news/5223349/detail.html


    A woman in Alburquerque is selling a 95-year-old home, fully furnished, that also includes a wife, according to a Local 6 News report.

    Deborah Hale, 48, said she decided to kill two birds with one stone and add herself to an eBay auction for the $600,000 home located in Denver.

    "I've seen a lot of men, why not give this a try?" Hale said.

    The home has three bedrooms, a tanning bed and a hot tub.

    Hale said she was married once before and is looking for a new potential Prince Charming. However, she said the offer of a wife with the house is non-binding.

    Bidding on the home and woman ends Valentine's Day.

    A public relations firm is helping Hale sort through the applicants.
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    Re: Buy a house, get a wife at no extra cost....

    I wonder how much both would cost if in CA? :cwink:
    Marge: Barnacle Bill's Home Pregnancy Test? Homer, shouldn't we have gone with a better-known brand?
    Homer: But Marge, this one came with a corn-cob pipe!
    Marge: [reading from the test box] "Ahoy, Maties! If the water turns blue, a baby for you! If purple ye see, no baby thar be!"
    Homer: So, which is it? Blue or purple?
    Marge: Pink.
    Homer: D'oh!
    Marge: "If ye test should fail, to a doctor set sail!"

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      Re: Buy a house, get a wife at no extra cost....

      LOL...that's almost as bad as the "Billboard Bachelor"
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      • #4
        Re: Buy a house, get a wife at no extra cost....

        Shouldn't you get a discount on the house if you have to take the chick?

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        • #5
          Re: Buy a house, get a wife at no extra cost....

          Is she tax deductable?
          Or is there an additional property tax?

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          • #6
            Re: Buy a house, get a wife at no extra cost....

            Sweet, I need me a wife! Then I can work fulltime and she can take care of the house and kids. I'll send her away when we entertain so people think I'm SuperMom, hehehe. I could do all the fun stuff like play games, go see Santa, watch the school concerts and not have to ever cook, clean, etc.

            "Dance like no one is watching. Sing like no one is listening. Love like you've never been hurt and live like it's heaven on Earth."
            Mark Twain




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            • #7
              Re: Buy a house, get a wife at no extra cost....

              hey I think its a good idea! ok, I should put me on ebay, house for rent and wife goes with it oh yeah! and 3 kids to!!!

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                Re: Buy a house, get a wife at no extra cost....

                Originally posted by hakuna makarla
                hey I think its a good idea! ok, I should put me on ebay, house for rent and wife goes with it oh yeah! and 3 kids to!!!
                You go girl!

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                • #9
                  Re: Buy a house, get a wife at no extra cost....

                  hee hee hee, thaks Paula, but so far no takers awww heck, I guess I am a single woman for the rest of my life !

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                    Re: Buy a house, get a wife at no extra cost....

                    Originally posted by hakuna makarla
                    hey I think its a good idea! ok, I should put me on ebay, house for rent and wife goes with it oh yeah! and 3 kids to!!!

                    That's funny...the exact thought crossed my mind before I read your post! Haven't you been propositioned a few times since you've been online?

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                      Re: Buy a house, get a wife at no extra cost....

                      Originally posted by Princess Buttercup
                      That's funny...the exact thought crossed my mind before I read your post! Haven't you been propositioned a few times since you've been online?
                      yeah by 3 young men under 21 and one 89 year old. oh and a 17 year old. gee, the men my age must be dating 17 year olds and the young men must be dating old bags like me. :lmao:

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                      • #12
                        Re: Buy a house, get a wife at no extra cost....

                        What a fascinating idea....
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