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  • My New Years Resolution!

    To get laid more often and to mercilessly drink myself into an oblivion. :yea: :roll:

    anyone else?
    Come to the dark side,
    we have cookies.

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    Re: My New Years Resolution!

    to shop more often at sephora.
    please be afraid.

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    • #3
      Re: My New Years Resolution!

      Originally posted by Mr.DooDah
      To get laid more often and to mercilessly drink myself into an oblivion. :yea: :roll:

      anyone else?
      My 11 year old pegged it right when she said that new year's resolutions are stupid...the realistic ones, we don't stick with for more than a week. Then there's the ones like this, that are so outlandish and fantastical that they're absolutely unattainable...*sigh*

      :roll:
      Looking for the truth about giraffes? http://www.menacinggiraffes.blogspot.com/

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      • #4
        Re: My New Years Resolution!

        You just gotta spoil everything don't ya!!! )


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        • #5
          Re: My New Years Resolution!

          Originally posted by NeverGrow Up
          You just gotta spoil everything don't ya!!! )
          This is what is commonly referred to as a reality check. Someone had to do it.
          Looking for the truth about giraffes? http://www.menacinggiraffes.blogspot.com/

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          • #6
            Re: My New Years Resolution!

            Originally posted by Mr.DooDah
            To get laid more often and to mercilessly drink myself into an oblivion. :yea: :roll:

            anyone else?

            :ap: If you mercilessly drink yourself into an oblivion then you really won't have to worry about getting laid more often, you can just pretend that you did. Unless of course you begin to notice a rash.
            In that case it probably did happen. :ap:
            ~ MickeysGirl šoš
            ~ Gotta Love the Mouse! šoš








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            • #7
              Re: My New Years Resolution!

              For the first time I've chosen one that I think is realistic and have already been practicing it so far. No more regrets, no more wishing after the fact that I had said or did something I wish I hadn't, or not doing/saying things I wish I had.

              So far it's been very affirming, really feels good so far, life's just way too short to live with so many regrets, hope I can stick with this one from now on.
              "I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again..."- Bart Simpson

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              • #8
                Re: My New Years Resolution!

                Originally posted by MickeysGirl
                :ap: If you mercilessly drink yourself into an oblivion then you really won't have to worry about getting laid more often, you can just pretend that you did. Unless of course you begin to notice a rash.
                In that case it probably did happen. :ap:
                Oh yeah, i must work on that . how about drink more often and lay myself into an oblivion? does that work?
                Come to the dark side,
                we have cookies.

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                • #9
                  Re: My New Years Resolution!

                  Well its been a whole month now and I havent been to sucsesful on the drinking part and somewhat iffy on the other.. So far all is FUBAR
                  Come to the dark side,
                  we have cookies.

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                  • #10
                    Re: My New Years Resolution!

                    Originally posted by MickeysGirl
                    :ap: If you mercilessly drink yourself into an oblivion then you really won't have to worry about getting laid more often, you can just pretend that you did. Unless of course you begin to notice a rash.
                    In that case it probably did happen. :ap:
                    :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lmao: :lmao:

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