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  • Don't jerk and drive!!!

    http://www.breitbart.com/news/2006/01/31/D8FFUHC01.html



    A man who was stopped for driving erratically on a divided highway was distracted because he was looking at pornography, authorities said.

    David Kennedy, 33, of Nashville, was charged with felony reckless endangerment after motorist Deborah Dotson reported Friday afternoon that he nearly ran her vehicle off State Route 840 several times.

    Rutherford County Deputy Tony Hall pulled over Kennedy based on Dotson's report.
    "When I made contact with the driver of the suspect vehicle, a Mr. David Kennedy, there were several pornographic magazines on the seat next to him," Hall said in his report.
    Check out my Theme Park Photos at http://darkbeer.smugmug.com

  • #2
    Re: Don't jerk and drive!!!

    Yea so what?

    You should look under my sunvisior.!!!!!!

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    • #3
      Re: Don't jerk and drive!!!

      You see, this just doesn't happen with women. :vogue:
      I give myself very good advice, but I very seldom follow it.
      That explains the trouble that I'm always in...
      sigpic

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      • #4
        Re: Don't jerk and drive!!!

        Some people have no self control.........One hand on the wheel, one hand on your knob............shift knob.
        I find it hard
        It's hard to find
        Oh well, whatever, nevermind

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        • #5
          Re: Don't jerk and drive!!!

          Now I will be filled with happy thoughts every time I see a woman driving erratic on my way to Disney down the 22.

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          • #6
            Re: Don't jerk and drive!!!

            Shift knob ?????

            Cruise control baby

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            • #7
              Re: Don't jerk and drive!!!

              I'm so not in this conversation anymore :mob: Buh bye!
              I give myself very good advice, but I very seldom follow it.
              That explains the trouble that I'm always in...
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              • #8
                Re: Don't jerk and drive!!!

                Originally posted by Skinny Dog
                Shift knob ?????

                Cruise control baby
                Fine, PENIS!
                I find it hard
                It's hard to find
                Oh well, whatever, nevermind

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                • #9
                  Re: Don't jerk and drive!!!

                  AWWWW
                  Look what you did!!
                  You went and chased off the drunk chick!!!

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                  • #10
                    Re: Don't jerk and drive!!!

                    Originally posted by Skinny Dog
                    AWWWW
                    Look what you did!!
                    You went and chased off the drunk chick!!!
                    That drunk chick took the picture in my avatar.
                    I find it hard
                    It's hard to find
                    Oh well, whatever, nevermind

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                    • #11
                      Re: Don't jerk and drive!!!

                      *sneaks back in*

                      **** FIGHT!


                      *dashes out*
                      I give myself very good advice, but I very seldom follow it.
                      That explains the trouble that I'm always in...
                      sigpic

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                      • #12
                        Re: Don't jerk and drive!!!

                        Well she's quite the photographer.
                        Last edited by Skinny Dog; 01-31-2006, 10:25 PM. Reason: opps

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                        • #13
                          Re: Don't jerk and drive!!!

                          Hey drunk chick ,
                          How do we get to the Skinny slut chat group?

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                          • #14
                            Re: Don't jerk and drive!!!

                            Originally posted by Skinny Dog
                            Hey drunk chick ,
                            How do we get to the Skinny slut chat group?
                            Skinny Slut is a drink man, Vanilla Vodka and Vanilla Diet Pepsi.
                            I find it hard
                            It's hard to find
                            Oh well, whatever, nevermind

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                            • #15
                              Re: Don't jerk and drive!!!

                              See I'm a bouncer at a bar not a bartender like you. Sorry still would be a good chat group to check in on.

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