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  • Fun little Top Ten list...

    http://eddriscoll.com/archives/002100.php


    From the home office in Anaheim, California....
    The Top Ten Rejected Attractions at Disney's California Adventure!


    [Paul Schaffer's drummer plays obligatory drum roll]

    Number 10.....Annie Sprinkle's Wet & Wild Water Sports!

    Number 9......Gray Davis' Recall Rollercoaster!

    Number 8......David Crosby's House of Heroin!

    Number 7......Michael Jackson's Pedophilic Playhouse!

    Number 6......Scratch & Sniff Animatronic Johnny Depp!

    Number 5......Cruz Bustamante's MEChA Mania!

    Number 4......John Walker Lindh's Taliban Toboggan!

    Number 3......Robert Maplethorpe's San Francisco Safari!

    Number 2......Ron Jeremy's Drop The Chalupa!*

    And the number one rejected attraction at Disney's California Adventure....

    Ride The Rolling Blackout!

    [/Paul Schaffer drumroll]

    We'll be right back after this brief commercial time out!


    *I have no idea what this means. But it sounded appropriately sleazy, and got a big chuckle from my wife when I was free-associating in the park, so I thought I'd include in this list.
    Check out my Theme Park Photos at http://darkbeer.smugmug.com

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