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  • Give us your best APRIL FOOLS Disney Headline:

    By now ANY headline we read today will be
    brutally scrutinized as to whether or not it's
    true.

    Al certainly gave us the biggest breaking Disney
    headline today. BUT if you were to write an
    April Fools "Disney article", what would YOUR headline be?

    To get started, here's mine:

    Rasulo Resigns: Greier Promoted
    Last edited by Aladdin; 04-01-2007, 10:41 PM.
    Critter Country's a mess ev'r since the Country Bears were kicked out. Ya can't cover pooh with honey and 'spect people ta like it.
    An Adventurers It's Time to Put the Spotlight Back on Bring Back the REAL Disney Gallery
    Life for Me! ~ ~ ~ Melvin, Buff, and Max!!! ~~~~ Dump the Dream Suite!
    Meese-ka Moose-ka Mice-Chatter!


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    Re: Give us your best APRIL FOOLS Disney Headline:

    Disney rehires Pressler and Harriss (?).

    Whoa....
    Last edited by AlexLoup; 04-01-2007, 09:01 PM.

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    • #3
      Re: Give us your best APRIL FOOLS Disney Headline:

      "Disneyland denys admission until clogged Toilets are fixed"

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      • #4
        Re: Give us your best APRIL FOOLS Disney Headline:

        Iger re-hires Eisner to be president. Pressler takes over Rasulo.
        -Jack :geek:
        Doc Brown had 2 Deloreans!

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          Re: Give us your best APRIL FOOLS Disney Headline:

          Originally posted by hollywood1939 View Post
          Iger re-hires Eisner to be president. Pressler takes over Rasulo.
          I'd be the first person to change my name and move to Mexico, if that would ever happen.

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          • #6
            Re: Give us your best APRIL FOOLS Disney Headline:

            In Jungle, the mighty jungle, lion sleeps tonight.
            St. Elizabeth, Patron Saint of Themed parks. Protect us from break downs, long lines, and used gum. Amen.

            "Dance like it hurts, love like you need money, and work when people are watching" - Dogbert




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            • #7
              Re: Give us your best APRIL FOOLS Disney Headline:

              Walt's frozen body found in Disneyland Park.

              I'm sorry I had too.

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              • #8
                Re: Give us your best APRIL FOOLS Disney Headline:

                Matt Ouimet given charge of all Disney Theme Parks.
                1st Amendment-Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

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                • #9
                  Re: Give us your best APRIL FOOLS Disney Headline:

                  Matterhorn Update: Nothing changed
                  St. Elizabeth, Patron Saint of Themed parks. Protect us from break downs, long lines, and used gum. Amen.

                  "Dance like it hurts, love like you need money, and work when people are watching" - Dogbert




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                  • #10
                    Re: Give us your best APRIL FOOLS Disney Headline:

                    Originally posted by AlexLoup View Post
                    Walt's frozen body found in Disneyland Park.

                    I'm sorry I had too.
                    Was in found in Rivers of America?

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                    • #11
                      Re: Give us your best APRIL FOOLS Disney Headline:

                      "Finding Nemo Submarine Voyage found to be elaborate hoax by Disney imagineers! Lagoon to be actually used to farm catfish for new Disney park planned for Alabama."
                      "Yesterday, a man walked up to me and said, 'Isn't it a shame that Walt Disney couldn't be here to see this?' and I said, "He did see this, that's why it's here."
                      -Art Linkletter July 17, 2005-


                      When you wish upon a star your dreams come true.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Give us your best APRIL FOOLS Disney Headline:

                        "Disney's California Adventure set to be torn down, rebuilt, and renamed to Pixarland."

                        couldn't resist.

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                        • #13
                          Re: Give us your best APRIL FOOLS Disney Headline:

                          "Due To Predestinational Beliefs of Board Members, Marylin Manson is Voted to Become Iger's Successor."
                          -Tim

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