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    WORDS WOMEN USE This might help you guys figure this out.


    FINE
    This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.


    FIVE MINUTES
    If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.


    NOTHING
    This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine"


    GO AHEAD
    This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.


    LOUD SIGH
    This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".


    THAT'S OKAY
    This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.


    THANKS
    A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome.


    WHATEVER
    It's a woman's way of saying *!#@ YOU!

  • #2
    I think I have seen these before.

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    • #3
      I. loved. this. But most of the time instead of saying "Whatever", i usually just say "@&#* you" anyhow.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Gwyren
        I think I have seen these before.
        Well I didn't write them... I just agree with them. So I thought I would share.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Modern Folly
          I. loved. this. But most of the time instead of saying "Whatever", i usually just say "@&#* you" anyhow.
          Hey, me too, MF. That's why I think you rule. :bow:
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          • #6
            No

            In woman language this means yes, never forget it.




            I kid I kid!
            What an idiot....

            Yeah, I do that Twitter thing.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by BigPigletFan

              FIVE MINUTES
              If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
              Men use this technique too... When they call and say that they will be there in 15 minutes, it means an hour and a half... The idea is give someone a smallest amount of time for someone to wait, just long enough to start doing something else... In the hopes that they will get so involved in their project that they will forget how late you are going to be...

              Doesn't work all the time... But some, have this down to a science by offering a project to speed things up... "Honey, can you do this for me?...."
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              • #8
                The one thing that has been left out is the pregnant pause. When communicating with your lady and she does not resoind ina timely manner, you have either said something wrong or there is something important to her that she does not know how to tell you. If she stops talking, take inventory of what you just said and if you did not say something stupid, ask her what is wrong. She will think you are perceptive.
                >>Alan<<
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                • #9
                  Men have combined "5 minutes" with "fine." It's called "okay, honey." It means he's delaying what you want him to do AND ending an argument since it's not worth arguing any more

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                  • #10
                    But they are so transparent; we see right through them. Very basic critters those men.
                    I give myself very good advice, but I very seldom follow it.
                    That explains the trouble that I'm always in...
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                    • #11
                      Figuring out men is easy ... If we are not asleep, and not eating ... this means we are horny.

                      But we can be asleep and eating while also being horny.

                      So ... in conclusion ... when in doubt, assume your man is horny.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by sir clinksalot
                        Figuring out men is easy ... If we are not asleep, and not eating ... this means we are horny.

                        But we can be asleep and eating while also being horny.

                        So ... in conclusion ... when in doubt, assume your man is horny.
                        See? Transparent. It's not like you can hide the fact that you're horny.
                        I give myself very good advice, but I very seldom follow it.
                        That explains the trouble that I'm always in...
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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Tui
                          No

                          In woman language this means yes, never forget it.




                          I kid I kid!

                          Well that explains why the same idiots keep stopping to give me a ride when I am at the bus stop and or walking home at night, I keep saying NO!!! when I should be saying WHATEVER!!!!
                          "Since I was no bigger than a weevil they've been sayin I was evil, That if bad was a boot then I'd fit it, That I'm a wicked young lady, But I've been tryin hard lately.... Aww forget it I'm a monster I admit it" Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds :evil:

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                          • #14
                            The key to figuring out women, HMMMMM.....I always refer to that man in the boat, you know Clay Torres.
                            I find it hard
                            It's hard to find
                            Oh well, whatever, nevermind

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by ZombieBunny8mBrain
                              Well that explains why the same idiots keep stopping to give me a ride when I am at the bus stop and or walking home at night, I keep saying NO!!! when I should be saying WHATEVER!!!!
                              Have you ever walked in a construction zone? I'm just waiting for one of those guys to staple-gun his hand to his........whatever! GET BACK TO WORK "GENTLEMEN".
                              I give myself very good advice, but I very seldom follow it.
                              That explains the trouble that I'm always in...
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