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  • Words to Live By

    A colleague recently sent this along to me, and I - being the courteous love that I am - am passing the "public service" along to all of you.

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    As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.

    In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

    However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

    Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health

    Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of ****.

    There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service.


    ************************************************** ****
    Happy to accept payment for this vital service in beverage form...

    Please remember coffee in the morning, adult-beverage after 5pm. (And, please, do care to remember that it is always 5 o'clock somewhere...)

    With love,

    Vern

    Faith, Trust and Pixie Dust...that's all you need.

    Some days you count your blessings,
    Somedays you county your friends
    but always you count them together.

    True friends last,
    through the bitching and the laughing
    the tears and the hugs

    To my friend
    (who has no idea I'm doing this)
    I love you
    Thank you for being the other half of my tee-pee

    :love:
    Silly Tink...
    Oh, and just in case you ever wondered:
    Dirty Girls Conserve Water!
    :angel:

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    Re: Words to Live By

    Darlin' I love you....

    and thank you very much...I will be sure to remember this wise piece of advice at dinner tonight....

    procrastibating

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    • #3
      Re: Words to Live By

      As if I needed more reasons to consume alcohol....

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      • #4
        Re: Words to Live By

        :clap: Fabulous advice!
        Looking for the truth about giraffes? http://www.menacinggiraffes.blogspot.com/

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        • #5
          Re: Words to Live By

          I am going to put burbon in the baby-bottle.
          Originally posted by Grumpee
          I only care for Disney bling!

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          • #6
            Re: Words to Live By

            Anyone who makes that their first post on the board is ok in my book. :thumbup:



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            • #7
              Re: Words to Live By

              Sounds like good advice to me :clap:



              Delta Mu Chi Alpha ΔΜΧΑ

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              • #8
                Re: Words to Live By

                Love it!! Welcome to MC!
                <o>

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                • #9
                  Re: Words to Live By

                  Ben Franklin said that? That fool is gangzta, yo!
                  "Peter," she asked, trying to speak firmly, "what are your exact feelings to me?"
                  "Those of a devoted son, Wendy."
                  "I thought so," she said, and went and sat by herself at the extreme end of the room.




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