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Re: July 8 - DL Noon Meet
Bed.. What is this bed you people speak of... Lol... I can't sleep at night... Grrrr... Oh well...
Bed.. What is this bed you people speak of... Lol... I can't sleep at night... Grrrr... Oh well...
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Re: July 8 - DL Noon Meet
Disneyland, here I come!!! (Remember, I am not Gay!) :lol:Comment
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AbSno, yay! I'm so excited you get to go today. Gay, straight or any combination.Originally posted by Abominable Snowman View Post
I wish I could be there to totally support your NOT GAY-NESS. I could plant some sloppy kiss on you in front of your friends, but that would be even more scandalous than coming out.
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Have a great time, everyone!
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LOL... I love ya DB... SO when do you think is going to be the next time you come and visit us... I miss you and skywaygirl... I want you both to come down here permenatly... Yargh... Oh well... Till next time...
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Me
I wish I could go this week! But I have to work tonight!
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Stitch: Do like I do sometimes... come for meet and lunch, then go do whatever you gotta do (work)!
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe...
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Stitch I have to work tonight too... I start work at 10:30 tonight... woohoo... Graveyard... I love going to the park all day long and then going to work all night long...
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Hi Noon Chatters,
Sorry I missed y'all at high noon ( sounds more frontier landish) but my mid day equipment specialist called in so I had double duty. I did make it to the 2:30 p.m. single riders meet. I had a great time!!
1915 - Rules for Teachers
1. You will not marry during the term of your contract.
2. You are not to keep company with men.
3. You must be home between the hours of 8 p.m. and 6 a.m. unless attending a school function.
4. You may not loiter downtown in ice cream stores.
5. You may not travel beyond city limits unless you have the permission of the chairman of the board.
6. You may not ride in a carriage or automobile with any man unless he is your father or brother.
7. You may not smoke cigarettes.
8. You may not dress in bright colors.
9. You may under no circumstances dye your hair.
10. You must wear at least two petticoats.
11. Your dresses must not be any shorter than two inches above the ankle.
12. To keep the school room neat and clean, you must:
*sweep the floor at least once daily
*scrub the floor at least once a week with hot, soapy water
*clean the blackboards at least once a day
*start the fire at 7 a.m. so the room will be warm by 8 a.m.
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I so agree! I'd love to have you both here much more often!!!Originally posted by Snow_White_Raven View Post
I need to find your secret SWR, you have soooooooo much energy ... I swear I don't know where you get it from!!!Originally posted by Snow_White_Raven View Post
It was great meeting you at the meet as well, glad you enjoyed the meet!Originally posted by GoofyBob View Post
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I would but I start work at 12:30 and leavr the house at 11:30!Originally posted by Morrigoon View Post
But I actually made it at about 9pm!Comment
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Hi again,
Looks like I'll be working on Sunday at the shores of the Rivers of America photographing guests from 10:30 a.m. to 1:30 p.m.
Drop by and I'll take a group shot of y'all.
From there, I'll be an Equipment Specialist backstage until 6:30 p.m. I still like to hook up with everybody after work.
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This is an actual job application that a 75 year old senior citizen submitted to Wal-Mart in Arkansas. They hired him because he was so funny.....
NAME: Kenneth Way (Grumpy Old Fart)
SEX: Not lately, but I am looking for the right woman (or at least one who will cooperate)
DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available.
If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place ?
DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package.
If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.
EDUCATION: Yes.
LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.
PREVIOUS SALARY: A lot less than I'm worth.
MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.
REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.
HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.
PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m. Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.
DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.
MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?
DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO
50 lbs.?: Of what?
DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be 'Do
you have a car that runs?'
HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing House Sweepstakes, so they tell me.
DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job - no! On my breaks - yes!
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde supermodel who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.
NEAREST RELATIVE....7 miles
DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR
KNOWLEDGE?: Oh yes, absolutely.
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