The 2017 Gumball Rally Trash Talking Thread!

[KiMcHeEfOrLiFe]

Well well well... another year, another trash talking thread before the Gumball Rally. We are now less than 2 weeks away! Let's get some trash talking going!

BUT FIRST, some ground rules! This is all in good fun! Here are a few trash talking threads from previous years for your reference:

https://discuss.micechat.com/forum/disney-theme-park-news-and-discussion/disneyland-resort/114168-09-gumball-rally-teams-it-s-time-for-trash-talking?t=111376

https://discuss.micechat.com/forum/disney-theme-park-news-and-discussion/disneyland-resort/153292-the-2011-gumball-rally-trash-talking-thread?t=149603

And here's a quick note from Dusty from one of the older trash talking threads:

For any newbies who are concerned about the tone of this thread - The "Trash Talking" thread for Gumball Rally is a time honored MiceChat tradition. It is all in jest and intended to be fun ribbing of the teams you'd like to beat in the challenge. Think of it as the trash talk that boxers always do before a big match. It helps get people fired up and excited. Have fun, but let's not take it toooooo far -Dusty

Now that the ground rules are set, LET'S GET IT ON!

[KiMcHeEfOrLiFe]

So, I'm going to get this started.

Unfortunately for me, odds are against me to win this year due to the return of a previous teammate... my brother. If you remember 3 years ago, we all know what a disaster that was. WITH THAT SAID, it's gonna be real sad for everyone when you see the Ingrumpabros! up on that stage holding that sweet first place trophy.

[rallyhappy]

HaHa..Good to see you and bro are giving it another go... but you may become distracted and disoriented as we go racing by...

We are team BIOLUMINESCENT DIVERSION!!!! ( for the win)

[Katie1228]

So, I'm going to get this started.

Unfortunately for me, odds are against me to win this year due to the return of a previous teammate... my brother. If you remember 3 years ago, we all know what a disaster that was. WITH THAT SAID, it's gonna be real sad for everyone when you see the Ingrumpabros! up on that stage holding that sweet first place trophy.

Yes, you'll be holding that sweet first place trophy as you and the grumpy brother present it to us......Oh, Mamabot didn't tell you yet? She already feels bad about your upcoming loss and figured you could hand out awards. Hey, at least you get to feel what it's like to be on that stage.

Fear The Beard

[StormTheCastle]

Yeahhhh.... about that trophy. It's cute how you all think you could possibly win against Skip the Drama, Stay With Mama.
Semper Corona!

[Heidifrances]

Keep wishing on that star!! My sister/teammate and I are planning on the trophy spending six months at her house, and six months at mine. We are The California Adventurers! Boo Ya!!

[rallyhappy]

Ah yes.. wishing on stars... stars are bright.. but not as bright as Team

BIOLUMINESCENT DIVERSION!! ( for the win)

[CSei2011]

So, I'm going to get this started.

Unfortunately for me, odds are against me to win this year due to the return of a previous teammate... my brother. If you remember 3 years ago, we all know what a disaster that was. WITH THAT SAID, it's gonna be real sad for everyone when you see the Ingrumpabros! up on that stage holding that sweet first place trophy.

Awe how cute! We can't wait to see your brother and you BUT You'll be in 2nd, right behind us, you know like you were 3 years ago

[KiMcHeEfOrLiFe]

I hope everyone had a good look at that trophy today at the pre-party tonight. Cause after tonight, you'll have a good look of the trophy in my hands

Yes, you'll be holding that sweet first place trophy as you and the grumpy brother present it to us......Oh, Mamabot didn't tell you yet? She already feels bad about your upcoming loss and figured you could hand out awards. Hey, at least you get to feel what it's like to be on that stage.

Fear The Beard

Yeah, you're right. We'll be presenting the trophy to you guys all right... but that would be because you congratulated us for winning and asked to take a closer look at OUR first place trophy!

Awe how cute! We can't wait to see your brother and you BUT You'll be in 2nd, right behind us, you know like you were 3 years ago

Oh of course we would be second behind you guys! They always announce the lower placement first before announcing the winners. So after they're done calling your team up, we'll be second up to collect the 1st place prize!