The 2018 Gumball Rally Trash Talking Thread!

[KiMcHeEfOrLiFe]

Alright future 2nd place finishers. We are now less than 3 weeks until Gumball Rally 2018. You all know what that means. Time for another year of trash talking!

AS ALWAYS, some usual ground rules! This is all in good fun! Here are a few trash talking threads from previous years for your reference:

https://discuss.micechat.com/forum/disney-theme-park-news-and-discussion/disneyland-resort/114168-09-gumball-rally-teams-it-s-time-for-trash-talking?t=111376

https://discuss.micechat.com/forum/disney-theme-park-news-and-discussion/disneyland-resort/153292-the-2011-gumball-rally-trash-talking-thread?t=149603

And here's a quick note from Dusty from one of the older trash talking threads:

For any newbies who are concerned about the tone of this thread - The "Trash Talking" thread for Gumball Rally is a time honored MiceChat tradition. It is all in jest and intended to be fun ribbing of the teams you'd like to beat in the challenge. Think of it as the trash talk that boxers always do before a big match. It helps get people fired up and excited. Have fun, but let's not take it toooooo far -Dusty

Now that the ground rules are set, LET'S GET IT ON!

[KiMcHeEfOrLiFe]

So I heard from a (totally unreliable, 100% definitely made this up) source that the reason why we are having the Gumball Rally early this year is because people were whining about how my team last year smoked most everyone in the race and wanted a rematch ASAP. What's going to happen this year when we take the 1st place trophy? We're going to start having TWO Gumball Rallys a year?? (Which honestly, I wouldn't mind actually lol). Well, start prepping those extra Gumball Rally plans for later in the year, boys and girls!

[skitscott]

I think the Gumpy Kims only did well in 2017 because my team had to skip last year's rally. We are back and this time I am teamed up with both of my strong, athletic boys. Don't worry, we there is room for 2nd -1 10th place...Watch us Whip & Win (and possibly nay-nay too).

[rallyhappy]

So no trash.. just truth.... We finished juuuuuust outside of top ten last year and are now ready to cat-apult to number one! We have our tutus fluffed and ready!

[KiMcHeEfOrLiFe]

I think the Gumpy Kims only did well in 2017 because my team had to skip last year's rally. We are back and this time I am teamed up with both of my strong, athletic boys. Don't worry, we there is room for 2nd -1 10th place...Watch us Whip & Win (and possibly nay-nay too).

Well prepared to be severely disappointed because this year my brother won't be rallying with me! There is no one to hold us back this year so don't get a whiplash as we zoom right pass your team into first place!

So no trash.. just truth.... We finished juuuuuust outside of top ten last year and are now ready to cat-apult to number one! We have our tutus fluffed and ready!

Here is my truth: can't be number one if we're already first place!

[Scoutdebi]

Team Jack & Sally have finally got it together and will be leaving you all in the dust. As our last rally as single people (getting married in April), we plan on winning the Rally.