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  • #21
    Re: Save DISNEYLAND!!!!!

    Originally posted by aashee View Post
    If a real MILF knocks on my door, she better not have her kids with her.
    You just HAD to go there!

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    • #22
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      Originally posted by SnorkletsMom View Post
      You just HAD to go there!
      The only good puppy is a sick puppy.

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      • #23
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        Ah!!!!!

        Off to the Litter Box, I go.
        Did you know that 87% of spoken statistics are made up on the spot?

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        • #24
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          Originally posted by blondiethesounds View Post
          Ah!!!!!

          Off to the Litter Box, I go.
          Make sure you bury the turds.

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          • #25
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            No one likes change but it is part of the natural life in which everything must change (for good or bad reasons) therefore,,as much as I love Disneyland with my whole heart change is good even if sometimes it doesn't always come out right.
            "Your dead if you aim only for kids. Adults are only kids grown up, anyway." Walt Disney





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            • #26
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              I am ashamed that i did not find and contribute to this thread before it got to the litter box.
              Originally posted by SummerInFL
              Jesus, even I wouldn't eat that.

              Originally posted by Wanda Woman
              Turtle, the dorks are going to take upskirt robot pics.

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              • #27
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                Originally posted by mousechild View Post
                I am ashamed that i did not find and contribute to this thread before it got to the litter box.
                The litter box is NOT a museum! We don't need to see your face in every thread here!

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                • #28
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                  Knock-knock.
                  Who's there?
                  Walt.
                  Walt who?




                  TDA humor.


                  "Disneyland is often called a magic kingdom because
                  it combines fantasy and history, adventure and learning,
                  together with every variety of recreation and fun,
                  designed to appeal to everyone."

                  - Walt Disney

                  "Disneyland is all about turning movies into rides."
                  - Michael Eisner

                  "It's very symbiotic."
                  - Bob Chapek

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                  • #29
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                    Knock Knock
                    Who's there?
                    Disney
                    Disney who?

                    Disney'd a monster comedian in tomorrowland.

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                    • #30
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                      Quoted from a public MILF thread (with apologies if it's not kosher to do so, but it's just too perfect):
                      I do not want MILF. One MILF is more then enough. Its.... so forgettable.

                      Being in a public thread, there was just no way to post the...


                      TOP 10 DOUBLE-ENTENDRE REPLIES TO THE MILF QUOTE

                      10. Trust me, you'll remember it more than Chip n' Dale's Bounce House.

                      9. Gotta be better than Pooh's Honey Pot.

                      8. Nice & furry... only takes 15 minutes... what's not to like?

                      7. Whatta ya want, ketchup on your churro?

                      6. Fess up, you pant when someone mentions Lego-land.

                      5. Two words: Big Thunder.

                      4. What if they did it as a nice, warm, dark ride?

                      3. MILF or Michael, pick your pleasure.

                      2. It's what Walt would've wanted.

                      And the #1 double-entendre reply to the MILF quote:

                      1. "Betcha can't eat just one."


                      "Disneyland is often called a magic kingdom because
                      it combines fantasy and history, adventure and learning,
                      together with every variety of recreation and fun,
                      designed to appeal to everyone."

                      - Walt Disney

                      "Disneyland is all about turning movies into rides."
                      - Michael Eisner

                      "It's very symbiotic."
                      - Bob Chapek

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                      • #31
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                        Originally posted by Mr Wiggins View Post
                        1. "Betcha can't eat just one."
                        Maybe with fava beans and a nice chianti





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                        • #32
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                          Lou could save Disneyland:

                          [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPRmqwBnlj0"]YouTube - The Haunted Mansion: Lost Audition Tapes; narrator Lou Ferrigno[/ame]
                          Originally posted by SummerInFL
                          Jesus, even I wouldn't eat that.

                          Originally posted by Wanda Woman
                          Turtle, the dorks are going to take upskirt robot pics.

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                          • #33
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                            "Nix MILF or the priest gets it!"


                            "Disneyland is often called a magic kingdom because
                            it combines fantasy and history, adventure and learning,
                            together with every variety of recreation and fun,
                            designed to appeal to everyone."

                            - Walt Disney

                            "Disneyland is all about turning movies into rides."
                            - Michael Eisner

                            "It's very symbiotic."
                            - Bob Chapek

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                            • #34
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                              This thread is win.

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                              • #35
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                                Yer all sick. Sick, I say!

                                I like that, carry on.

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                                • #36
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                                  Originally posted by SnorkletsMom View Post
                                  Yer all sick. Sick, I say!

                                  I like that, carry on.

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                                  • #37
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                                    Disneyland can save itself - it repents and accepts Jesus Christ as its lord and savior.





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                                    • #38
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                                      Originally posted by Sambo View Post
                                      Disneyland can save itself - it repents and accepts Jesus Christ as its lord and savior.
                                      True. And Walt trumps Jesus on MiceChat.

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                                      • #39
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                                        Sheer post count alone...





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                                        • #40
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                                          knock, knock.
                                          Did you know that 87% of spoken statistics are made up on the spot?

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