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    Recently I saw a positive outcome of remarks towards Winnie the pooh's ride in another thread of mine. So I'm publishing this thread to tell you the many ways of insulting " The Many Adventures of Stinkie the pooh".

    1. Sit Across from the ride and yell " I hate you.

    2. On the drop on Splash mountain hold up a "Pooh go to hell sign"

    3.This one is quite well know but I'll say it anyway. Buy a pooh doll and rip his head off while in que for the Winnie the pooh ride.

    4. This is one is quite morally incorrect but it does a good job of insulting Winnie the pooh. If you have a child take him to the Winnie the pooh ride and tell him/her to tell the ride attendant they had waited every since they're mother who had died of cancer told him/her about ride Mr. Toad's Wild Ride. Again morally wrong but very effective, also as a side note I've never tried this one and don't recommend it.

    5. While your honey pot is in the station yell " Bring back the toad".

    6. leave several save the toad fliers in the seat of your honey pot (pooh ride vehicle).

    7. I have lots more those are just some.
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    Re: The Many Ways to Insult Winnie the Pooh

    Was this supposed to be funny?


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      Worst way to insult Winnie the Pooh :

      Invite him to read this stupid thread!

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        Re: The Many Ways to Insult Winnie the Pooh

        Originally posted by Spacoli View Post
        Recently I saw a positive outcome of remarks towards Winnie the pooh's ride in another thread of mine. So I'm publishing this thread to tell you the many ways of insulting " The Many Adventures of Stinkie the pooh".

        1. Sit Across from the ride and yell " I hate you.

        2. On the drop on Splash mountain hold up a "Pooh go to hell sign"

        3.This one is quite well know but I'll say it anyway. Buy a pooh doll and rip his head off while in que for the Winnie the pooh ride.

        4. This is one is quite morally incorrect but it does a good job of insulting Winnie the pooh. If you have a child take him to the Winnie the pooh ride and tell him/her to tell the ride attendant they had waited every since they're mother who had died of cancer told him/her about ride Mr. Toad's Wild Ride. Again morally wrong but very effective, also as a side note I've never tried this one and don't recommend it.

        5. While your honey pot is in the station yell " Bring back the toad".

        6. leave several save the toad fliers in the seat of your honey pot (pooh ride vehicle).

        7. I have lots more those are just some.

        Sah-weet Jaysus with Piglet Sauce, you call those insults? Amateur night in the 100 Acre Woods, pal. As Lampwick said, "Eh, ya smoke like me muddah. C'monnn, take a real drag!" Time to man up and go for the....

        Top Ten Real Ways to Insult the Winnie the Pooh Ride

        10. Just before the ride ends, cover yourself with honey and run out screaming "He slimed me!"

        9. In the Pooh queue whip out a Tigger hand puppet and exclaim "TTFN! TTFN!" over and over until someone breaks your arm.

        8. Grope your way blindly into a Critter Country opposite-sex restroom, claiming clashing Pooh colors detached your retina.

        7. Moon the Pooh ride on the way down the Splash flume, revealing a spiffy Piglet tat on your butt.

        6. Set up your own ODV table at the Pooh entrance selling dark cocktail sausages on toothpicks as "Donkey Pooh."

        5. Gain 300 pounds and push your way to the head of the queue, singing "I'm so rumbly in my tumbly."

        4. Tell the ride operator you're from the Drug Enforcement Agency "and that damn donkey's on 'ludes!"

        3. Throw a fit at the Hungry Bear Restaurant because they don't have roast Rabbit.

        2. Hand out bogus pamphlets touting "National Take a Diarrhetic Kid on the Pooh Ride Day."

        And the #1 way to insult the Pooh ride...

        1. Tell every kid in the queue there is no Pooh, it's only Michael Jackson in a bear suit.


        Last edited by Mr Wiggins; 09-29-2009, 02:48 PM.

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          Re: The Many Ways to Insult Winnie the Pooh

          Originally posted by Mr Wiggins View Post
          10. Just before the ride ends, cover yourself with honey and run out screaming "He slimed me!"

          I wouldn't do that if I were you...

















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            Re: The Many Ways to Insult Winnie the Pooh

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                Re: The Many Ways to Insult Winnie the Pooh

                The Many ways to insult MiceChatters:

                Read this thread.

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                  Everyone who posted AFTER the OP is a winner. Minus Chad.

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                    Originally posted by MonstersGoBoo! View Post
                    Everyone who posted AFTER the OP is a winner. Minus Chad.
                    Looks like my posting mojo is wearing off. I'm buying a big bottle of Brut Fabrege next time I get ice cream at Rite-Aid.

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                      Originally posted by MonstersGoBoo! View Post
                      Everyone who posted AFTER the OP is a winner. Minus Chad.
                      *posts*



                      What? I want to be a winner, too. Hence, *posts*.
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                        Originally posted by aashee View Post
                        Looks like my posting mojo is wearing off. I'm buying a big bottle of Brut Fabrege next time I get ice cream at Rite-Aid.
                        There we go.

                        Originally posted by Donald_Duck View Post
                        *posts*



                        What? I want to be a winner, too. Hence, *posts*.
                        lol

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                          Re: The Many Ways to Insult Winnie the Pooh

                          Well, since were already in the litter box:

                          Karma's a Bitch


                          REVENGE: of the Country Bears!
                          Critter Country's a mess ev'r since the Country Bears were kicked out. Ya can't cover pooh with honey and 'spect people ta like it.
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                            Epic sticker placement fail!!!:



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                              Originally posted by KAN View Post
                              Epic sticker placement fail!!!:



                              For the win!!!!!:thumbup:
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                                Bahahaha. This thread is funny!
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                                  Originally posted by DarthDucky View Post
                                  There's something about this one that I just love!
                                  Originally posted by migo
                                  I poop with joy!
                                  Best Quote...EVER!!!


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                                    Re: The Many Ways to Insult Winnie the Pooh

                                    Originally posted by Spacoli View Post
                                    7. I have lots more those are just some.
                                    You are either holding out or you tell lies.
                                    Either way, unacceptable in the Hundred-Acre Wood.
                                    Not only is the Pooh upset, the pee is as well.
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                                      Re: The Many Ways to Insult Winnie the Pooh

                                      I would release a poo-smelling theatrical scent bag in the ride, and then tell the CM, "Hey, there's poo in there." Then, after the CM gives me the, "Well, DUH!" look, hang around and watch all the guests after me complain of the same thing.

                                      Of course, that's more of a practical joke on the CMs and the guests....

                                      let me get back to you on this one....

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                                        Re: The Many Ways to Insult Winnie the Pooh

                                        Originally posted by disney-fan-reborn View Post
                                        I would release a poo-smelling theatrical scent bag in the ride
                                        I have heard it called many things, but never called "theatrical scent".

                                        :yuck:
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