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  • leopardchucks
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    Re: Anyone like Micechat too Much?

    Originally posted by aashee View Post
    Curtains match the carpet in your house?
    Yikes! I think she's like, 16 or something!

    I guess all that stuff they've been saying about you is true.

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  • aashee
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    Re: Anyone like Micechat too Much?

    Originally posted by LittleImagineer View Post
    I've heard this joke before, yet it's still funny. You know what makes it even funnier? I'm a blonde! Haha
    Curtains match the carpet in your house?

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  • LittleImagineer
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    Re: Anyone like Micechat too Much?

    Originally posted by Mr Wiggins View Post

    A guy walks into a bar at 9:58 p.m. and sits next to a blond model who's watching the Jonas Brothers on TV.

    At 10 o'clock the news comes on -- a fat man's on the ledge of a skyscraper preparing to jump.

    The blond says to the guy, "Do you think he'll jump?"

    The guy says, "I'll bet you $20 he will."

    The blond says, "You're on!"

    Just as they put their money down, the man on the ledge does a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.

    The blond is pissed at losing, but hands over the $20.

    The guy says, "I can't take your money. I saw it on the 5 o'clock news, I knew he was gonna jump."

    The blond says, "I saw it too, I just didn't think he'd do it again!"
    I've heard this joke before, yet it's still funny. You know what makes it even funnier? I'm a blonde! Haha

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  • leopardchucks
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    Re: Anyone like Micechat too Much?

    Originally posted by Mr Wiggins View Post


    Does Lita Ford know that kid on the left totally ganked her sweet booties?

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  • Mr Wiggins
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    Re: Anyone like Micechat too Much?

    Originally posted by leopardchucks View Post
    This is THE GLORYHOLE! Don't get too close! It might suck off your pants!

    Did someone say sucky pants?






    Wait.... "suck off your pants."

    Never mind...


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  • leopardchucks
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    Re: Anyone like Micechat too Much?

    This is THE GLORYHOLE! Don't get too close! It might suck off your pants!

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmA1bx2Jrw8"]YouTube - Whirlpool at Terry Hershey Park - Houston TX[/ame]

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  • Sambo
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    Re: Anyone like Micechat too Much?

    Originally posted by aashee View Post
    Watering hole? Sounds more like a glory hole.

    DOH!


    Well - glory for someone anyway...

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  • aashee
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    Re: Anyone like Micechat too Much?

    Originally posted by leopardchucks View Post
    [/INDENT][/INDENT]I was already smirking at this first line. Why would he be in a bar with the JoBros on the TV?! Sounds like a sucky watering hole.
    Watering hole? Sounds more like a glory hole.

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  • leopardchucks
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    Re: Anyone like Micechat too Much?

    Originally posted by Mr Wiggins View Post

    A guy walks into a bar at 9:58 p.m. and sits next to a blond model who's watching the Jonas Brothers on TV.


    I was already smirking at this first line. Why would he be in a bar with the JoBros on the TV?! Sounds like a sucky watering hole.

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  • aashee
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    Re: Anyone like Micechat too Much?

    Originally posted by Mr Wiggins View Post
    Guy walks into a bar at 9:58 pm. and sits next to a blond model who's watching the Jonas Brothers on TV.

    At 10 o'clock the news comes on -- a fat man's on the ledge of a skyscraper preparing to jump. The blond says to the guy, "Do you think he'll jump?"

    The guy says, "I'll bet you $20 he will."

    The blond says, "You're on!"

    Just as they put their money down, the man on the ledge does a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.

    The blond is pissed at losing, but hands over the $20.

    The guy says, "I can't take your money. I saw it on the 5 o'clock news, I knew he was gonna jump."

    The blond says, "I saw it too, I just didn't think he'd do it again!"
    Great old joke and you made it fit perfectly!

    Wiggins: +1

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  • Mr Wiggins
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    uy walks into a bar at 9:58 p.m. and sits next to a blond model who's watching the Jonas Brothers on TV.

    At 10 o'clock the news comes on -- a fat man's on the ledge of a skyscraper preparing to jump.

    The blond says to the guy, "Do you think he'll jump?"


    The guy says, "I'll bet you $20 he will."

    The blond says, "You're on!"

    Just as they put their money down, the man on the ledge does a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.

    The blond is pissed at losing, but hands over the $20.

    The guy says, "I can't take your money. I saw it on the 5 o'clock news, I knew he was gonna jump."

    The blond says, "I saw it too, I just didn't think he'd do it again!"




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  • aashee
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    Re: Anyone like Micechat too Much?

    Originally posted by Mr Wiggins View Post
    YEAH! Skinny dumb blond model jokes! The next hot thing after da JoBros! )

    Fat People Falling
    Blond Models thinking
    Jonas Brothers Singing

    That is the trifecta of comedy, my friend.

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  • Mr Wiggins
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    YEAH! Skinny dumb blond model jokes! The next hot thing after da JoBros! )


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  • leopardchucks
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    Re: Anyone like Micechat too Much?

    To appease those blessed with girth, I'll toss this one in:

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGzIo8jF_pU"]YouTube - Model Israel dumb hot rock blonde sex hottie interview[/ame]

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  • Sambo
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    Re: Anyone like Micechat too Much?

    Remember - thin people get hurt when fat people fall on them.

    I'm just saying...

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  • penguinsoda
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    Re: Anyone like Micechat too Much?

    Originally posted by aashee View Post
    Fat people falling is funnier. Trust me on this one.
    Oohhh. Better be careful. My fat self just might have to sit on you next time I see you... or fall on you... just sayin'....

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  • aashee
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    Re: Anyone like Micechat too Much?

    Originally posted by Radiobarry View Post
    ^^^ ^^^ ^^^

    I guess I have no sense of humor.

    I was hoping for a belly laugh. I just didn't see anything funny.

    Never did like "America's Funniest (not) Home Videos" either.

    Sorry.

    I'll be waiting for the thin people acting stupid video.

    Probably too numerous to pick just one.
    Fat people falling is funnier. Trust me on this one.

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  • Radiobarry
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    ^^^ ^^^ ^^^

    I guess I have no sense of humor.

    I was hoping for a belly laugh. I just didn't see anything funny.

    Never did like "America's Funniest (not) Home Videos" either.

    Sorry.

    I'll be waiting for the thin people acting stupid video.

    Probably too numerous to pick just one.

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  • leopardchucks
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    Re: Anyone like Micechat too Much?

    I'm just wondering what happened to this thread? Apparently the OP had some loooooong paragraph that has since been edited.

    Do people like MIceChat too much?! Now I am beginning to question myself. I feel self-conscious about my chatting with mice. I feel dirty and ashamed. There is only one thing that will cure my sadness:

    Fat People falling down!!!!

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJ-r06NRoIY"]YouTube - funny fat people falling[/ame]

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  • leopardchucks
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    Re: Anyone like Micechat too Much?

    Originally posted by aashee View Post
    Hear no evil, see no evil, sing no good.

    You must spread rep around before giving to aashee again

    :lmao::lmao:

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