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  • #1

    Best Pickup Line IN THE WORLD (No Children Please)

    I just heard the best pickup line in the world and HAVE to share it with everyone. If you are easily offended please do not highlight the spoiler area!

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    Girl, If we were two squirrels could I bust my nut in your hole!


    Sorry, I just HAD to tell you all!!!
    Listen to me on the radio!

    us101country.com Fridays- 9p-12m ET and Saturdays- 7p-10p ET

    981thelegend.com Monday-Friday - 12m-6a ET

    rock105.net Sundays - 10p-12m ET

    You can also visit my DJ blog HERE!
    Also, I have a Myspace- CLICK HERE
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  • #2
    That's terrible, just as bad as this one from one of the recent Godzilla movies(Godzilla Against Mechagodzilla) when the scientist hits on the woman piloting Mechagodzilla
    Here is the worst pickup line ever...
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    Do you like children?
    M-I-C-K-E-Y P-R-I-M-E
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    • #3
      Lately I just tell girls that Colin Ferrel is my cousin. Cha-ching!!
      "The old man's gonna knock on the sky. Listen to the sound."

      AP'er since 2004. Yup.....I'm one of THEM.

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      • #4
        If I told You, "You have a beautiful body would you hold it against me?
        1st Amendment-Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

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        • #5
          I just had an idea! Let's make this thread into a thing where you all can share your fav pickup line. I have a ton more so lets get this party started!!!
          Listen to me on the radio!

          us101country.com Fridays- 9p-12m ET and Saturdays- 7p-10p ET

          981thelegend.com Monday-Friday - 12m-6a ET

          rock105.net Sundays - 10p-12m ET

          You can also visit my DJ blog HERE!
          Also, I have a Myspace- CLICK HERE

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          • #6
            Oh, I have a ton of favorites (and they're not favorites because they work or anything). They might be a little over-the-top even for the Litter Box here!
            "The old man's gonna knock on the sky. Listen to the sound."

            AP'er since 2004. Yup.....I'm one of THEM.

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            • #7
              ummmmmmmmmm
              So the Ladies have the Gibson girls
              and
              The boys have the litter box???

              I see you guys hiding in here telling dirty jokes


              lol
              Yes, it is fast....

              No, you can't drive IT.

              Drive it like it's stolen.













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              • #8
                LOL! Hey Snacks, if I told you...

                ;-)

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                • #9
                  Ok I have another one up my sleeve.

                  Hey, My name ain't Fred Flinstone, but I sure can make you BedRock!

                  :lol: :lol: I LOVE IT!
                  Listen to me on the radio!

                  us101country.com Fridays- 9p-12m ET and Saturdays- 7p-10p ET

                  981thelegend.com Monday-Friday - 12m-6a ET

                  rock105.net Sundays - 10p-12m ET

                  You can also visit my DJ blog HERE!
                  Also, I have a Myspace- CLICK HERE

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                  • #10
                    *chuckle* I've never used a pick-up line...
                    "Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservative." - John Stuart Mill
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                    "We cannot defend freedom abroad by deserting it at home." - Edward R. Murrow
                    -
                    "It's far easier to fight for your principles than it is to live up to them." - Adelai Stephenson
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                    Reason for the Season? Tilt of the planet's axis. Oh, you meant the holiday season? That's easy - Feast of Saturnalia. Disagree? That's nice.

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                    • #11
                      I would if i had the guts to.... I get nervous when talking directly to gals i like....

                      Never can get over it.. however online i talk all normal...

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                      • #12
                        "The old man's gonna knock on the sky. Listen to the sound."

                        AP'er since 2004. Yup.....I'm one of THEM.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Snacks
                          ummmmmmmmmm
                          So the Ladies have the Gibson girls
                          and
                          The boys have the litter box???
                          Welcome to the world as we know it.












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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Ortizmo2000
                            Did you know that there are 265 bones inside of your body? {Wait for answer} "Yeah, and I could show you how to get one more?"
                            O_o that's gross haha.

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                            • #15
                              Hey Girls here's some for us!!! In a pretty girly color too
                              • Hi, want to make me breakfast
                              • I'm so hungry, I could eat a man
                              • Hey, you MUST be the catch of the day
                              • Are you giving out free samples tonight? Cause I am
                              • Want to get in Trouble? Good, my name's Trouble
                              • Hi I'm Victoria and I have a secret



                              Delta Mu Chi Alpha ΔΜΧΑ

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                              • #16
                                Originally posted by dsnylndmom
                                Hey Girls here's some for us!!! In a pretty girly color too
                                • Hi I'm Victoria and I have a secret
                                I like that one, even though my names not Victoria. And I love the girly color! haha.

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                                • #17
                                  My nickname is Milk cause I do the body GOOD!
                                  Listen to me on the radio!

                                  us101country.com Fridays- 9p-12m ET and Saturdays- 7p-10p ET

                                  981thelegend.com Monday-Friday - 12m-6a ET

                                  rock105.net Sundays - 10p-12m ET

                                  You can also visit my DJ blog HERE!
                                  Also, I have a Myspace- CLICK HERE

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                                  • #18
                                    Originally posted by Ortizmo2000
                                    Did you know that there are 265 bones inside of your body?
                                    No, there are 206.

                                    Though our president has 256 in his... if you count that hand shoved up his *tra la la la thinking happy thoughts*
                                    "Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservative." - John Stuart Mill
                                    -
                                    "We cannot defend freedom abroad by deserting it at home." - Edward R. Murrow
                                    -
                                    "It's far easier to fight for your principles than it is to live up to them." - Adelai Stephenson
                                    -
                                    Reason for the Season? Tilt of the planet's axis. Oh, you meant the holiday season? That's easy - Feast of Saturnalia. Disagree? That's nice.

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                                    • #19
                                      Originally posted by dsnylndmom
                                      Hey Girls here's some for us!!! In a pretty girly color too
                                      • Hi, want to make me breakfast
                                      • I'm so hungry, I could eat a man
                                      • Hey, you MUST be the catch of the day
                                      • Are you giving out free samples tonight? Cause I am
                                      • Want to get in Trouble? Good, my name's Trouble
                                      • Hi I'm Victoria and I have a secret
                                      Okay well, #1,2,4,5 and 6 would definitely work on my sorry self.
                                      I invite you to try them on me sometime!
                                      "The old man's gonna knock on the sky. Listen to the sound."

                                      AP'er since 2004. Yup.....I'm one of THEM.

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                                      • #20
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                                        Last edited by Pirate Wench; 04-26-2005, 06:41 PM.

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