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      Originally posted by LlamaLover
      Okay I just have to derail this thread one more time because JCG that was not a bad joke, it was high-lar-e-us! It is a good thing I was not drinking something because it would have ended up all over my screen. This image of your cat, fully dressed, requesting a photo shoot (in an English accent mind you) just really got to me. Wow, I need to go catch my breath and maybe see what was in that bottled water I was drinking earlier...

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        Man that was some great Miscelaneous Fun Stuff!

        Since you are here, why not take my

        MISCELANEOUS FUN STUFF QUIZ:

        1. What would you rather drive every day:
        a)a Nascar racecar
        or
        b)an Ice Cream Truck


        2. Who would you rather meet:
        a)Al Pacino
        or
        b)Al Martino


        3. Who would you rather live with:
        a)Norm on Cheers
        or
        b)Norman Fell


        4. Which nickname would you rather have:
        a)Lord Of The Dance
        or
        b)Snoop Doggy


        5. What occupation do you prefer:
        a)kamikaze Pilot
        or
        b)Paparazzi Photographer


        6. What telephone number would you like to have:
        a)867-5309
        or
        b)1-800-MATTRESS


        7. Who would you rather arm wrestle:
        a)Dick Van Dyke
        or
        b)Dick Van Patten


        8. If you needed surgery on your patella who would you hire:
        a)Dr. Teeth
        or
        b)Dr. Demento


        9. Pick one:
        a)R2D2
        or
        b)ACDC


        10. Who would you borrow clothes from:
        a)Colonel Mustard from Clue
        or
        b)Colonel Sanders from KFC


        11. Which would you rather pay $10 for:
        a)a Shriner's Fez
        or
        b)an Ewok Pez


        12. Who would you cast your vote for:
        a)President Samuel L. Jackson
        or
        b)President George Clinton


        13. Who would you rather share an appetizer with?
        a)Don Knotts
        or
        b)Don Adams


        14. Which would you rather watch on a long flight:
        a)ET Entertainment Tonight
        or
        b)E.T. The Extra Terrestrial


        15. On a job application how would you rather categorize yourself:
        a)a Deadhead
        or
        b)a Hulk-a-maniac


        SCORING: Score yourself 2 points for each 'a' except for the even numbered questions. On the even numbered questions score 3.5 points for each 'b' answer and 1 point for each 'a' answer. On the odd numbered questions score 4 points for each 'a' answer and 2 points for each 'b' answer. If numbers 1, 2, 7, and 8 were all scored 'a' give yourself an extra 2 points, unless you answered 'a' for number 14. Number 2 and number 5 should have their point values doubled regardless of what the answer, unless you already received the bonus for numbers 1, 2, 7, and 8. Question 6 should always be scored as a 4 points unless your score (to that point) ends in a 1 or 0. Once you have finished calculating your score, multiply it by 0.8.

        RESULTS
        1-7 POINTS
        Your outlook on miscelaneous fun stuff is poor. You need to read more magazines, and walk more often.
        7-16 POINTS
        You know your stuff, but you lack clear decision making skills. Borrow that other guys magazines when he is done with them, and take a walk with him once and a while.
        17 POINTS
        You are really obsessed with Hulk Hogan (or Dick Van Patten) and that is unhealthy. Please retake the test in the middle of the night.
        18-56 POINTS
        You are a MISCELANEOUS FUN STUFF EXPERT.
        56 POINTS and higher
        You cheated. You should be ashamed of yourself. There are only 56 possible points that could be earned. You really are a jerk (or bad with math).
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            where is a pirates favorite place to eat?
            Aaaaaarbys.


            Ok Im done.
            "I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it. "Groucho Marx

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                  Why cant the little pirate see the movie?
                  Spoiler

                  Because it was rated ARRR!

                  What character does the pirate like to play in Halo 2?
                  Spoiler

                  The ARRRbiter


                  Highlight Spoiler for ANSWE-ARRR
                  (ROFL)

                  ^One of the signatures I made^

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                      Originally posted by disneyfan07 View Post
                      those are good.

                      oh, quick advertisement here. pirates of the caribbean 2 comes out on dvd soon. (december 14th I think. I'll double check and let ya know)
                      Dec. 5
                      "I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it. "Groucho Marx

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                          Thx.
                          And he probably is.

                          ^One of the signatures I made^

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                            Just a little bit of miscelaneous fun stuff!
                            Friend walks into line of The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh-
                            "Come on, Let's go see Country Bear- .......Oh."
                            -August 1st 2010

                            And this elevator traverls directly to The Twilight Zone The Gift Shop!
                            -August 2nd 2010

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                                    Useless trivia rules!!


                                    The average chocolate bar has 8 insects' legs in it.

                                    The average human eats 8 spiders in their lifetime at night.

                                    A cockroach can live nine days without its head before it starves to death.

                                    A polar bear's skin is black. Its fur is not white, but actually clear.

                                    Elvis had a twin brother named Garon, who died at birth, which is why Elvis' middle name was spelled Aron; in honor of his brother.

                                    Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants.

                                    More people are killed by donkeys annually than are killed in plane crashes.

                                    Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.

                                    Shakespeare invented the word "assassination" and "bump."

                                    Marilyn Monroe had six toes.

                                    If you keep a Goldfish in the dark room, it will eventually turn white.

                                    Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

                                    Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.

                                    The sentence "the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter in the English language.

                                    The continents names all end with the same letter with which they start.

                                    TYPEWRITER, is the longest word that can be made using the letters on only one row of the keyboard.

                                    If the population of China walked past you in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.

                                    The word racecar and kayak are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left.

                                    A snail can sleep for 3 years.

                                    American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class.

                                    The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

                                    Vatican City is the smallest country in the world, with a population of 1000 and a size 108.7 acres.

                                    Did you know you share your birthday with at least 9 million other people in the world.

                                    "I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.

                                    No president of the United States was an only child..

                                    Most lipstick contains fish scales!.

                                    Skepticisms is the longest word that alternates hands!.

                                    One ragweed plant can release as many as one billion grains of pollen!.

                                    The fist product to have a bar code was Wrigleys gum!.

                                    No piece of dry paper can be folded more than 7 times in half!.

                                    A group of geese on the ground is a gaggle, a group of geese in the air is a skein!.

                                    Over 2500 left handed people a year are killed from using products made for right handed people!.

                                    There are more than 10 million bricks in the Empire State Building!.

                                    If you counted 24 hours a day, it would take 31,688 years to reach one trillion!.

                                    Taphephobia is the fear of being buried alive!.

                                    A crocodile always grows new teeth to replace the old teeth!.

                                    The sun is 330,330 times larger than the earth!.

                                    Clinophobia is the fear of beds!.

                                    A 'jiffy' is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second!.

                                    Porcupines float in water!.

                                    Pinocchio is Italian for "pine head"!.

                                    The average life span of a major league baseball is 5-7 pitches!.

                                    The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is "uncopyrightable"!.

                                    The longest recorded flight of a chicken is 13 seconds!.

                                    The sloth (a mammal) moves so slowly that green algae can grow undisturbed on it's fur!.

                                    Cat's urine glows under a black-light!.

                                    The world's termites outweigh the world's humans 10 to 1!.

                                    Windmills always turn counter-clockwise. Except for the windmills in Ireland!.

                                    A hedgehog's heart beats 300 times a minute on average!.

                                    Camels have three eyelids to protect themselves from blowing sand!.

                                    The placement of a donkey's eyes in its' heads enables it to see all four feet at all times!.

                                    Human teeth are almost as hard as rocks!.

                                    A mole can dig a tunnel 300 feet long in just one night!.

                                    Ancient Egyptians slept on pillows made of stone!.

                                    A hippo can open its mouth wide enough to fit a 4 foot tall child inside!.

                                    A quarter has 119 grooves on its edge, a dime has one less groove!.

                                    A hummingbird weighs less than a penny!.

                                    Until 1796, there was a state in the United States called Franklin. Today it's known as Tennessee!.

                                    The Earth weighs around 6,588,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 tons!.

                                    Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie!.

                                    The average person has over 1,460 dreams a year!.

                                    One in every 4 Americans has appeared on television!.

                                    The average American/Canadian will eat about 11.9 pounds of cereal per year!.

                                    It's against the law to burp, or sneeze in a certain church in Omaha, Nebraska!.

                                    you're born with 300 bones, but when you get to be an adult, you only have 206!.

                                    Human thigh bones are stronger than concrete!.

                                    7% of Americans don't know the first 9 words of the American anthem, but know the first 7 of the Canadian anthem!.

                                    5% of Canadians don't know the first 7 words of the Canadian anthem, but know the first 9 of the American anthem!.

                                    Over 1000 birds a year die from smashing into windows!.

                                    The state of Florida is bigger than England!.

                                    It was once against the law to have a pet dog in a city in Iceland!.

                                    Your heart beats over 100,000 times a day!.

                                    Thomas Edison, lightbulb inventor, was afraid of the dark!.

                                    During your lifetime, you'll eat about 60,000 pounds of food, that's the weight of about 6 elephants!.

                                    Some ribbon worms will eat themselves if they cant find any food!.

                                    Dolphins sleep with one eye open!.

                                    The worlds oldest piece of chewing gum is over 9000 years old!.

                                    In space, astronauts cannot cry, because there is no gravity, so the tears can't flow!.

                                    There are more plastic flamingos in the U.S, than real ones!.

                                    About 3000 years ago, most Egyptians died by the time they were 30!.

                                    More people use blue toothbrushes, than red ones!.

                                    A sneeze travels out your mouth at over 100 m.p.h.!.

                                    Your ribs move about 5 million times a year, every time you breathe!.

                                    In the White House, there are 13,092 knives, forks and spoons!.

                                    Slugs have 4 noses!.

                                    Recycling one glass jar, saves enough energy to watch T.V for 3 hours!.

                                    Lightning strikes about 6,000 times per minute on this planet!.

                                    Owls are one of the only birds who can see the color blue!.

                                    The average American/Canadian drinks about 600 sodas a year!.

                                    It was once against the law to slam your car door in a city in Switzerland!.

                                    There wasn't a single pony in the Pony Express, just horses!.

                                    Honeybees have a type of hair on their eyes!.

                                    Eskimo ice cream is neither icy, or creamy!.

                                    A jellyfish is 95 percent water!.

                                    In Bangladesh, kids as young as 15 can be jailed for cheating on their finals!.

                                    The katydid bug hears through holes in its hind legs!.

                                    A company in Taiwan makes dinnerware out of wheat, so you can eat your plate!.

                                    More Monopoly money is printed in a year, than real money printed throughout the world!.

                                    The starfish is one of the only animals who can turn it's stomach inside-out!.

                                    The elephant is the only mammal that can't jump!.

                                    The penguin is the only bird who can swim, but not fly!.

                                    Q is the only letter in the alphabet that does not appear in the name of any of the United States!.

                                    One quarter of the bones in your body, are in your feet!.

                                    America once issued a 5-cent bill!.

                                    You'll eat about 35,000 cookies in a lifetime! Wow!.
                                    Thanks Rosie for the signature :vogue:

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                                      This is most likeyl the best litter box thread yet!

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